Valentine's day is coming up...

[AndThePickles]

I'm sure she'll enjoy the buttsex most of all

 

[chamber-music]

 

[Snoo]

^^ Haha, those are obviously meant for people who don't take things too seriously or take them to heart. There'd be some hurt feelings otherwise. Gotta be careful, you never know LOLZ.

 

[kane9321]

taking my fiancee out on a cruise of the bay(blue & gold fleet)..then heading back to pier 39 for dinner

 

[Super Kal]

I was gonna go out and do something this thursday, but I'm broke, so never mind

 

[Dark Donnie]

Dinner, perhaps chocolate

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I have a card ready for whoever wants it.

 

[Symbiotic]

I have a card ready for whoever wants it.

I'll take it.

 

[Erzengel]

Surprise sex. I'm going to sneak into her room, wear a mask, and not tell her who I am.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I'll take it.

Lol. Gotta wait then.

Surprise sex. I'm going to sneak into her room, wear a mask, and not tell her who I am.

Lmfao. Scary.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I think someone did a Hype Dating Service. Actually I remember a female poster was set up with a friend of another poster.

However, I'm going to be too busy with Survivor that I can't put any time in helping you with the ladies.

That had to be the funniest thread I've ever made.

 

[Erzengel]

For all you suckers, don't get from 1800flowers etc., just find a local florist near where you want to send it.

 

[terry78]

^I can attest. I pulled this stunt two years ago with the girl I was talking to. She didn't get the **** until two days later....the guy "couldn't find her address."

 

[Erzengel]

Well I think 1800flowers uses local florists but obviously has to do a mark up as to keep running. At least you can cut to the chase. Especially if you just want roses.

 

[terry78]

That, also.

 

[Sugarculted]

Hrrm, Chamber...taken from Cracked.com, possibly?
...got my girlfriend her V.day stuff already. An oversized card and a big, big Thornton's box of dark chocolates. Can't go wrong there. No need to overly spoil each other though, as we both find V.day to be pretty lame...we can treat each other any other day of the year. So therefore, we'll just stay in as per usual and cook something together. Lovely jubbly

 

[terry78]

^But the question is, do you? If you said one day, "sweet cheeks, this year, let's just not do anything for V-Day", would she object?

 

[Dorian Gray]

Well, I got a date for a V-Day party my roomates and I are having...seems like what this girl and I have is evolving into something.



Though. she called me at work this morning and calling me at work just to chit chat is a big with me. It's sweet she thinks about me but still, can't be bothered while I'm trying to make the monies.

 

[Sugarculted]

^But the question is, do you? If you said one day, "sweet cheeks, this year, let's just not do anything for V-Day", would she object?

She probably wouldn't object to that She always mentions that I shouldn't bother with V.Day/Easter/Birthday/Christmas...but eh, I love to spoil my woman

 

[musclesforsupes]

Get your girlfriend or wife this. And you will be the man!

 

[musclesforsupes]

i MISS THAT THREAD

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I already have a Magic Bullet.

 

[Figs]

My woman is making me a nice dinner. Screw trying to find a restaurant that isn't packed that day.

She doesn't like flowers or chocolates so I'm always wondering what in the hell to get her.

 

[Erzengel]

Coupons for 1 Free Hour of Fig Love. Good on Weekends and Holidays.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

My woman is making me a nice dinner. Screw trying to find a restaurant that isn't packed that day.

She doesn't like flowers or chocolates so I'm always wondering what in the hell to get her.

And she's a woman?