I'm glad you guys have figured out that I'm female. And that I don't hurt your eyes.

Quite a relief. (The photo was taken in Napa, and yes, that's bamboo. Killer or not, I can't say. It was nice to
me.

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I'm at work right now, so I can't take on Mr Sparkle and Wilhelm-Scream's magnificently epic posts yet. But I will later. That is, if you still want me to... these kinds of debates never really give way to progress, but they're fun to dive into anyway. Huzzah for brain-food.
Well, not knowing Transcended, although she's welcome to tell me, I don't see anywhere in this thread where she has actually said that is precisely what she believes. She is advocating the arguments of St. Augustine and C.S.Lewis to make a point, but even I can do that without believing in a literally accurate Bible (hell, I've already done it multiple times).
Yes, I'm mostly throwing out arguments for the sake of a point. For example, I don't necessarily subscribe to either Anselm or Abelard's theories of the atonement, but they
have been the most influential on modern Christian thought in general.
Augustine and Lewis are two of my favorite theologians, so I'm more inclined to agree with them than disagree. See there, I'm revealing my biases.

(FYI, Lewis rejected the inerrancy of Scripture.) As far as believing in a literally accurate Bible myself; I think it's far more accurate than most people give it credit for, and I have my reasons for thinking that, too. (Besides, no sensible archeologist or historian would be able to dimiss the Old Testament in its entirety, with all the detail it provides about the structure of those times - much of which correlates with and has been confirmed by research. And the New Testament is mostly a collection of letters to the early church: hardly dismissable as false or fabricated. Like it or not, these people existed.)
I'm careful about taking things literally in it, however. I think a lot of metaphor is used because the things it speaks of are too great and beyond us to process: the moment of creation is one of these. However, these metaphors are made to be useful. And since God saw Adam and Eve's story as a fitting way to convey what happened at the beginning (through the human author of Genesis, of course), I use it as such.