Well shiver me timbers and blow me down!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Holy Crap.
I just realized for the first time ever that when the demon says,
"I'll swalla ya soul! I'll swalla ya soul!" in Evil Dead 2, it sounds like Popeye talking.

 

[Noon]

I need a good pirate hat

 

[KingOfDreams]

Yarr! I might have to find me some rum.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Why not have it be Demon-Day instead?

 

[Noon]

Why not have it be Demon-Day instead?

You can make a Demon-Day, someone made up pirate day. You can just choose any date and name it demon day!

Or you can just celebrate Halloween

 

[Cyclops]

And I'm going to split you like a wishbone Olive?

"He needs me, he needs me, he needs meeeeeee..."

 

[Erzengel]

I'm spending the 19th with her.

 

[Cyclops]

You wish.

 

[Spider-Man]

Guess what happened to her right eye?

 

[Erzengel]

No baby......leave the hook on.

 

[Noon]

Guess what happened to her right eye?

She tried to put on mascara with her left hand?

 

[Sentinel X]

Ever since POTC 2 this year, people have been giving pirates too much attention

 

[THWIP*]

Ever since POTC 2 this year, people have been giving pirates too much attention

THOSE DAMNED 'CAPTAIN MORGAN' ADS AREN'T HELPING EITHER.

 

[Noon]

I've been celebrating TLAPD since before POTC 1, people are just too ashamed to admit they like pirates now because they think they'll be 'following the crowd' or something like that.

 

[Erzengel]

Guess what happened to her right eye?

She tried to put on mascara with her left hand?

That's adorable.




Obviously, she wasn't paying attention when she swabbing the captain's deck.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm spending the 19th with her.

Holy wammana from the ribs down gnaaAAh bOiNg!
I don't like that when there's 3 inches of wasteland where cleavage should be though.

 

[Cyclops]

Guess what happened to her right eye?

It was gouged out and eaten by cannibals.

And that's not funny. Damn you for insinuating a joke about that.

 

[hippie_hunter]

After dropping off Marines in Iraq and before his dodgeball accident, my dad and his ship hunted pirates

 

[Noon]

Modern Pirates aren't cool, they have no hats and funny speech

 

[Hades]

Hmm, I actually have a pretty decent pirate costume.
I was Sparrow one halloween, alot of people didn't even recognize me.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Captain Harry Bauntlet

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

 

[Cyclops]

Modern Pirates aren't cool, they have no hats and funny speech

How do you know? Have you met any modern pirates?

 

[Noon]

No, but I can extrapolate and make wild assumptions based on sketchy news footage

 

[enterthemadness]

This movie is rated Arrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[KingOfDreams]

Ever since POTC 2 this year, people have been giving pirates too much attention

There's nothing wrong with that. Pirates kick ass!