What do you think ... ghost rider -isms instead of Chuck Norris

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Johnny Blaze never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[WiscoD]

Those aren't credits that will roll after the Ghost Rider movie. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making OF the movie.

 

[Canadian Rider]

There is no such thing as global warming. Jesus was cold, so he turned the Ghost Rider up.

 

[Canadian Rider]

It is said that looking into the Ghost Riders eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a flaming punch to the face.

 

[WiscoD]

Zakk Wylde is allowed to live because Ghost Rider doesn't kill women

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Bwahahahahahaha t:

 

[Canadian Rider]

People created the automobile to escape from the Ghost Rider...Not to be outdone, the Ghost Rider created the automobile accident.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider don't open no can of whoopass. He is his own can!

 

[WiscoD]

Ghost Rider can get Blackjack with just one card.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Guns Don't Kill bad guys. Ghost Rider kills bad guys.

 

[Canadian Rider]

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting bad guys on an island with Ghost Rider. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

 

[Canadian Rider]

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Ghost Rider. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

 

[Canadian Rider]

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Mark Steven Johnson in a movie theater during Ghost Rider and forgets to turn their cell phone off

 

[WiscoD]

OK OK OK.....THATS IT!!!!!! NO MORE GHOST RIDER IZMS....IM DONE ..............................On Valentine's Day, Ghost Rider gives Roxanne the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Ghost Rider believes every day should be Valentine's Day............Damnit!!!!!

 

[Canadian Rider]

hahahahaha - where are the lads to keep it going? Flamehead? Vartha? Biggun ... Mr. Nick?

 

[Canadian Rider]

i've got a classic ... Ghost Rider stared evil in the face, and it backed down

 

[Canadian Rider]

Ghost Rider can split the atom. With his bare hands.

 

[Canadian Rider]

This is just funny ... Ghost Rider has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

[Canadian Rider]

When Ghost Rider was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

 

[Mr Nick]

Most people know the Descartes quote 'I think, therefore I am.' What most people don't know is that the quote continues '...afraid of Ghost Rider'.

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[LadyVader]

Cropcircles are Ghost Rider's way of telling the world that sometimes "corn needs to lie the f**k down".

 

[Canadian Rider]

Nice work!

When Ghost Rider goes on Oprah he doesn't jump on the couch. He throws it into the audience, Stares Oprah in the face, and than works out on a total gym while the surviving members on the audience watch in amazement.

65 to go ...

 

[Devon_Farmer]

And God Said, "Let There Be Ghost Rider." And there was light.

Or it could work the other way around.

And God Said, "Let There Be Light." And there was Ghost Rider.