What I learned From Marvel:

[LouFerignoDemon]

lol No problem. We actually had a little thing about this on the "Stupid Questions" Thread, trying to better define what qualifies. Since it IS somewhat of a blurred line.

 

[shapeshifter]

Ralph Macchio would be a hunted man in the other case.

 

[Varient]

37. That "SideKicks" never make it in MArvel unless the Main Characters Either Abandons them, Orders them to Quit, or Dies.

 

[moraldeficiency]

13. Clone stories are always a good idea, no matter what the fans say.

HA!

 

[Max J Power]

Thongs are totally comfortable wear for superheroines.

 

[fifthfiend]

Thongs are totally comfortable wear for superheroines.

In fairness this is by no means a marvel-specific peculiarity.

 

[fifthfiend]

Oh here's one:

38. Everybody has had at least one marriage and/or pregnancy that is never mentioned by anybody under any circumstances.

 

[Vanguard07]

39. If you have a child it will either a) age untill roughly 7 then stop aging seemingly forever only to suddenly jump to very late adolescence
or b) be stolen by your worst enemy.

If the latter occurs there is a large chance you will end up forgetting the child existed in the first place and for some reason start thinking that your wife miscarried.

Lol this game's kinda fun. I wonder how high we can go.

 

[fifthfiend]

Can we suggest ones for Ultimate Marvel, or would that just be indecent?

 

[Majik1387]

39. If you have a child it will either a) age untill roughly 7 then stop aging seemingly forever only to suddenly jump to very late adolescence
or b) be stolen by your worst enemy.

If the latter occurs there is a large chance you will end up forgetting the child existed in the first place and for some reason start thinking that your wife miscarried.

Lol this game's kinda fun. I wonder how high we can go.

Let me add in C) Or grow up to be a strong enemy to you in the future.

 

[fifthfiend]

40. Anybody with two super-powered parents is God incarnate.

 

[BizarroAids]

That it only takes a new editor to screw up Spider-man.

NO DOUBT!! They should have known that him taking the mask off was TOTALLY out of character for Peter.

 

[Vanguard07]

Can we suggest ones for Ultimate Marvel, or would that just be indecent?

Everything about ultimate marvel is indecent.
However by no means should that stop you. If you've got a good one lets have it.

 

[Vanguard07]

Let me add in C) Or grow up to be a strong enemy to you in the future.

Ah yes. How could I forget.

 

[Zoken]

41. Clones die and/or are never heard of again.

42. despite all established history for a character, Bendis can really screw 'em up.

 

[fifthfiend]

Everything about ultimate marvel is indecent.
However by no means should that stop you. If you've got a good one lets have it.

1. If you feel like ****ing jailbait that's totally cool, someone will just come along later and retcon her into being the age of consent.

 

[The Terror]

43. When aliens invade earth they will instinctively be drawn to New York. This will not affect real estate value.

44. Despite absolute proof of the existence of alien worlds, negative zones, sub-atomic worlds, and alternate realities there is a) still call for NASA to spend billions on missions to the moon and b) people who believe we are alone in the universe. These people will be stereotypes.

45. In the Marvel Universe no matter how many times your mansion/school, where you train a generation of mutants to survive in a society that fears and hates them, is damaged/destroyed you will have the necessary funds and alien technology to rebuild it.

46. If you become a street level vigilante/hero you will heal quicker than normal people and not require hospitalisation or any form of physio for the numerous tears, sprains, breaks and dislocations you will endure. You will also have a fantastic dentist and plastic surgeon who will replace all the teeth you lose and set your repeatedly broken nose. Your GQ good looks will not be affected despite the severity of the beatings.

 

[BizarroAids]

43. When aliens invade earth they will instinctively be drawn to New York. This will not affect real estate value.

44. Despite absolute proof of the existence of alien worlds, negative zones, sub-atomic worlds, and alternate realities there is a) still call for NASA to spend billions on missions to the moon and b) people who believe we are alone in the universe. These people will be stereotypes.

45. In the Marvel Universe no matter how many times your mansion/school, where you train a generation of mutants to survive in a society that fears and hates them, is damaged/destroyed you will have the necessary funds and alien technology to rebuild it.

46. If you become a street level vigilante/hero you will heal quicker than normal people and not require hospitalisation or any form of physio for the numerous tears, sprains, breaks and dislocations you will endure. You will also have a fantastic dentist and plastic surgeon who will replace all the teeth you lose and set your repeatedly broken nose. Your GQ good looks will not be affected despite the severity of the beatings.

Which you never learn how to BETTER your defense systems so that future attacks can be twarted. Or the fact that you don't choose to relocate it to a more discreet place.

 

[Vanguard07]

43. When aliens invade earth they will instinctively be drawn to New York. This will not affect real estate value.

This line litterally made me burst out laughing. Well played sir.

 

[3dman27]

47 if you are a martial arts student who wishes you could be a super- hero the super-hero comunity will consider you a useless weakling while the martial arts comunity deems you an overqualified freak to powerful to compete

 

[e-three]

48. If you were bombarded with cosmic rays and because of it was turned into a grotesque looking rock monster that's strong enough to crush a skull with its pinky finger or tear titanium steel as if it were paper, you are a beloved idol of millions. However, if you're a spunky, normal looking asian teenage girl born with the ability to shoot sparklies from your fingers, everyone hates you and fears you and wants you locked up or dead because you're a mutant.

 

[Vanguard07]

49. Every super hero, regardless of abilities, can summon ridiculous surges of strength at times with no explanation. Performing feats that at other times it would take ten of said superhero to do.
At other times regardless of your abilities you can inexplicable be brought low by complete nonthreats such as gut punches from powerless individuals, lesser projectiles or generic reptiles.

 

[Zoken]

50. Some beings, despite the fact that they have no meta-human talents whatsoever, or are hoplessly outmatched, can do just about anything based on who they are. This is Batman's Law. It applies to Batman, Nick Fury, Black Panther, and Wolverine.

 

[Paloogin]

51. Under no circumstances class yourself as anything other than a wise-cracking, youthful, spunky hero, or you will age. Follow the glorious tradition of Johnny Storm and Bobbby Drake.

 

[imdaly]

52. For Spider-Man, anything other than the classic red & blue costume is only temporary.

53. Month after month after month, Peter Parker will make the most important, most difficult, and most shocking decision in his history. This decision will be either reconned or forgotten about within six months.

54. If your girlfriend suddenly takes a trip to Paris, she's probably carrying the child of your best friend's dad, who is of course your arch-nemesis.