What I learned From Marvel:

[3dman27]

better to live with yor mind/brain in a clone body than be dead altogether i'd say

 

[fifthfiend]

Except it's not you in a clone body cause you're ****in' dead, it's just some clone going around working your DNA like a two-dollar ****e.

Hell if you're really unlucky you have to come back from the dead and actually meet your goddamn clone. I mean come on, awkward much?

 

[3dman27]

In This Case My Mind In A Clone Body Simular To Howcthe Red Skull Was

 

[Blaktin America]

That if it goes wrong; chances are it was a Skrull or a clone.

 

[Zoken]

Even if you openly announce that you are going to annihlate one of the most beloved cities on the planet, murder four people who are fairly important and beloved, and announce that you are king of a different planet; you will STILL have friends and followers.

 

[Gilpesh]

101: No matter how good the comic you write is... wait a few months for your replacement to 'reimagine' it. Then return and 'reimagine' it again right before another replacement 'reimagines' it just in time for a tie in for a movie or videogame.

 

[Paloogin]

102. Everyone...EVERYONE...looks good in skin tight outfits.

 

[Vanguard07]

what about the blob?

 

[Gilpesh]

what about the blob?

Oh god...

I need new pants

 

[Paloogin]

hehe. A fair point. But there are some people who like a bit of junk in the trunk. And some people who like a bloody huge amount of junk in several trunks. And for those people, the Blob ticks aaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll the boxes. Trust me.

 

[Zoken]

Don't forget Big Bertha

 

[3dman27]

that if you work as an advertising mascot for a company you run the risk of being arrested as an unregistered superhuman

 

[Varient]

43. When aliens invade earth they will instinctively be drawn to New York. This will not affect real estate value.

44. Despite absolute proof of the existence of alien worlds, negative zones, sub-atomic worlds, and alternate realities there is a) still call for NASA to spend billions on missions to the moon and b) people who believe we are alone in the universe. These people will be stereotypes.

45. In the Marvel Universe no matter how many times your mansion/school, where you train a generation of mutants to survive in a society that fears and hates them, is damaged/destroyed you will have the necessary funds and alien technology to rebuild it.

46. If you become a street level vigilante/hero you will heal quicker than normal people and not require hospitalisation or any form of physio for the numerous tears, sprains, breaks and dislocations you will endure. You will also have a fantastic dentist and plastic surgeon who will replace all the teeth you lose and set your repeatedly broken nose. Your GQ good looks will not be affected despite the severity of the beatings.

This fits with SI soooooooo much!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

That if you cheat on your wife, your next wife, and the wife after that, and you're only twenty eight by the time you're finished, you're still considered one of the better catches in the Marvel Universe.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

103: If you have Spider-powers you're going to take it up the ass from every animal themed wahoo that gets created. If you have a shield, and no real super powers, no one can beat you like ever...unless they have a gun, and you're in handcuffs.

 

[3dman27]

if you even mention likeing super-hero MOVIES you get put on the friends of humanity's hit list

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

the only time anyone gets AIDS or Cancer is in the "Vary Special Issue". other then that go right on with the unprotected sex and getting exposed to all kinds of rays and radiation.

 

[Varient]

Meh,... Lost Count,... 106?

Science can do ALL kinds of body-wide changes to a person,... can bring you back from CERTAIN DEATH,... except when you have Aids / Cancer,..... Or you are very very old.

 

[Majik1387]

That when you're a mutant with superpowers, AIDS is nothing to you.

 

[StreetWarrior]

58. On occasion, for no real reason your past will change drastically fundamentally altering who you are, why you do things, how you do things. Everything you say do or think is completely irellevant as it will likely change at any second. Go nuts! If you did something that the powers above deem wrong or innapropriate all of reality will forget it ever happened.

Unless you hit your wife. Cough*Pym*Cough

 

[Zoken]

Unless you hit your wife. Cough*Pym*Cough

Tell me about it. I based my first judgement of the guy on that fact, but it turns out they explained it away with mindcontrol. Cheap as that may be, it still means he wasn't responsible for it!

 

[SpideyForPrez]

71: Even if you're a famous Super-Villain who's knowingly killed a young girl, been a criminal mastermind, has major mental problems, and recently shot an ambassador from Atlantis for no explained reason, you can still get a job leading a bunch of other "reformed" super-villains with the government.

72: There's no no need to explain or introduce all your powers right away. That way you can always use them as an explanation for why you're still alive or able to take so much damage.

 

[Varient]

71. It's ok to pine over your dead ex. Its actually encouraged by your current wife.

72. Gamma rays help you bulk up better than those protean shakes.

EDIT:

10?: Even if you're a famous Super-Villain who's knowingly killed a young girl, been a criminal mastermind, has major mental problems, and recently shot an ambassador from Atlantis for no explained reason, you can still get a job leading a bunch of other "reformed" super-villains with the government.

10?: There's no no need to explain or introduce all your powers right away. That way you can always use them as an explanation for why you're still alive or able to take so much damage.

Wondered where we lost 25+ of them,. so I went back and looked,..

 

[Varient]

Hmmn.

I think some were removed.

ANYWAY:
110 - If an item or weapon has certain properties,.... which are cast in URU,.... they can still be changed to suit a story that wouldn't have worked 20 years ago.

 

[Blaktin America]

111 If you're from the hood your powers have no cool wordy explanation. You get saddled with unbreakable skin. Can a brotha get some impervious exterior or something?