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Chuck would viscously Roundhouse kick his way out of the T-Rex's small intestines. After kicking clear out of the stomach of the dinosaur, Norris would turn, see the now dying T-Rex's freakishly small arms, call it a "pansy" then proceed to swallow the T-Rex whole.BAH HUMBBUG! said:He would find all of us here at the Hype and come deliver personal Roundhouse kicks signed with autographs to our heads.
What if a T-Rex ate Chuck Norris?
Malice would have nothing to do in his spare time, so he'd take up golf, which he wouldn't be very good at, but would enjoy it anyway.BAH HUMBBUG! said:What if this website actually worked all the time?
What if Jean Claude Van Damm could fly, but Chuck Norris could not?