jesse custer
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zoken you have a great mind-go write comics fella!
Back at comixfan it was suggested that they do a What if based on creators. The big one I'd like to see would be What If Chris Claremont never left writing Xmen?
PLEASE ,IT WOULD SUCK. Claremont started slipping in oh, 'bout 1987 or so. i just quit after that.
What If Civil War Hadn't Happened?
Cap would be alive, Stark would still be a pompous jacka$$ and Spidey's life would suck a little less.
What if Joey Q was hit by a cab breaking his jaw and both hands before falling face first into a sewer hole, lying in filth until he woke up hours later, crawling out of the disgusting muck he is attacked by a band of mutant gang gerbals and is raped repeatedly before interviewing at marvel?
Bob Harras would still be EiC.![]()
Ok, then what if the gerbals went after him next?
answer: the world becomes a happier place.
True although he makes horrible decisions about letting writers recon things to @hit. JMS and Bendis spring to mind. Hell I like JMS as a writer, but he needs to be reeled in from time to time and if Bendis has his way I might turn out to be a Skrull in a few short months.
Well, I've said for a while now that JMS could be (and might be) Marvel's best writer. All he needs is an editor with the ability to tell him "no" every now and then.
Bendis is different animal. He's past the point of control, I think.
Basically, the team would vow to stay together, despite losing the funding of the Maria Stark Foundation for a while. The story would focus on whomever decided to remain with/rejoin the team, rebuilding the Avengers as a more static group, eventually battling Magneto to regain control of the Scarlet Witch (before "House of M" could happen). It's not something I've really planned out in depth, I'd just like to see how somebody (NOT Brian Bendis) would handle it.
What If Civil War Hadn't Happened?
What if the Norman Osborn slept with Gwen Stacy?
Well,Norman Orsborn would have the most intense clim** ever-Gwen not so much. Gwen dies as normal continuity plays out. but now, Norman wanders the earth in search of a comparable piece of a**. He never finds it..but at least he's not bothering poor Peter Parker![]()
So basically...we're all better off if Gwen ****s Norman.