People hate how I'm always actually right about everything all the time, 'cause it makes them feel "wrong" and foolish.
7 out of 10 girlfriends don't/haven't liked the way I say goodbye on the phone.
I figure, "It was great talking to you. I wish it would never end. BUT, it has to, so...
bye." and then I hang up abruptly.
They've never liked that.
They want some long, drawn-out sigh.
Also, people don't like my strong Black and White opinions.
"Led Zeppelin is the best band that ever was or ever will be. Jack Kirby is GOD. Stan Lee is Evil. People that say "I COULD care less." are freaking idiots. If you believe the Bible is true, you're either ignorant or evil. Blondes are hot. Brunettes are gross. All televised Sports are lame. Stoners are lame. I don't like people who don't like getting drunk. Etc."
Also, tons of complaints about how I'm too wordy.
I actually try to verbally express my feelings and it starts to bore, overload, or threaten people. My thoughts are convoluted and complex, and I figure, "Yeesh...YOu asked...so I'll TELL you."
Also, the real me is Super-Warped. I like to think, say and do horrible things. To me it's amusing. But I'm smart enough to know that I have to curtail it in many social settings.
Net-Effect is, I come off aloof/quiet/smug...'cause I have to conceal the real Me, and I'm ordinarily too proud to be fake (this has been a problem at work
)....until similarly-minded pervs and ass****s get to know me better, and then it's Laugh Riot City, U.S.A.