Charlie No-One
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I would add Stan Lee to the movie.
Where the hell was he anyway?
He didn't create GR. He only appears in movies where he created the character.
I would add Stan Lee to the movie.
Where the hell was he anyway?
I would change the title.
Yes. We never see it.
Replace Nicolas Cage with Kiefer Sutherland and Eva Mendes with Isla Fisher.
and make it an R-rated grindhouse flick.
The end battle from GR just defeating BH with a dirty look to this-->
After Blackheart goes down and GR walks away, this 8-foot tall mouthless-monster with long black spines rises up behind GR and wraps its tail around his skull, dragging GR down to Hell. Then there's ten minutes of the best fight-footage ever, Ghost Rider taking off his gloves to reveal flaming skeletal fists and duking it out with a giant demon Blackheart while countless minions are clawing away at him from behind. It ends with Ghost Rider getting held down and Blackheart tearing open his chest only to find Ghost Rider's glowing sigil there and accidentally releasing the demon Zarathos, who hands Blackheart his ass and tosses GR back up to the living world, powers intact and able to control his Rider form any time he wants.
But hey, if I was GR I'd want to beat the crap outta a Hot Topic clerk myself, so we just got that instead.
The end battle from GR just defeating BH with a dirty look to this-->
After Blackheart goes down and GR walks away, this 8-foot tall mouthless-monster with long black spines rises up behind GR and wraps its tail around his skull, dragging GR down to Hell. Then there's ten minutes of the best fight-footage ever, Ghost Rider taking off his gloves to reveal flaming skeletal fists and duking it out with a giant demon Blackheart while countless minions are clawing away at him from behind. It ends with Ghost Rider getting held down and Blackheart tearing open his chest only to find Ghost Rider's glowing sigil there and accidentally releasing the demon Zarathos, who hands Blackheart his ass and tosses GR back up to the living world, powers intact and able to control his Rider form any time he wants.
But hey, if I was GR I'd want to beat the crap outta a Hot Topic clerk myself, so we just got that instead.
Using the same basic story, here's what id' change.
1. Recast Blackheart and make him seem evil, not like a hot topic employee
2. Hard R rating for the film.
3. Make 'The Hidden' a bit of a challenge for Ghost Rider, i mean...at least a little.
4. Include Caretaker's Ghost Rider in the final confrontation with Blackheart and have him killed, shows how badass Blackheart really is, and gives Caretaker a more visceral redemption.
5. Change some of the lamer dialogue
6. You need lips to whistle, so take that part out.
7. Make the jailbreak scene a freakin bloodbath, there was a lot of evil there for him to avenge.
8. Give Peter Fonda a little more to do, 90% of his preformance rocked.
9. Lose the lame Goth Chick
10. Better CG for 'The Hidden'