What's The Last Movie You Watched? XIV - - - - Part 17

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The Little Shop of Horrors Directors Cut

Great to finally see the movie with the original ending.
 
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Smiley

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...I have no words for this piece of sh** horror movie. I didn't know it was possible to be this terrible. It's not even on the so bad it's hilarious level, it's utter trash. The only reason I'm not giving it a complete zero score is that it had Keith David for one scene.
1/10


31 Days of Horror Marathon

Day 1: Piranha 3D - 8.5/10
Day 2: Twins of Evil - 7/10
Day 3: Candyman - 9/10
Day 4: The House of the Devil - 9/10
Day 5: The Innkeepers - 8/10
Day 6: Frankenweenie 3D - 9/10
Day 7: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead - 8/10
Day 8: Dial M for Murder - 8.5/10
Day 9: Smiley - 1/10​
 
I'm glad I skipped on watching Smiley with a review that bad of it!
 
I'm glad I skipped on watching Smiley with a review that bad of it!

Yeah, it's really bad. Apparently in the film you can pull a Beetlejuice and say...I am not s***ting you...."I did it for the lulz" 3 times and Smiley shows up. :dry:
 
Yeah, it's really bad. Apparently in the film you can pull a Beetlejuice and say...I am not s***ting you...."I did it for the lulz" 3 times and Smiley shows up. :dry:


Now I have more reason to avoid this film other than Shane Dawson.
 
Now I have more reason to avoid this film other than Shane Dawson.

What's even worse is that there's a "twist ending" that makes the ending to Funny Games seem competent.
 
Freddy vs Jason 7.5/10

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It's awesome seeing these two "titans of terror" in the same film. I remember reading rumors for many years until this finally happened. There wasn't a great story but it was never going to be easy for this to work. I think the plot wasn't too important. There were also several inconsistencies with the rules of each character. Jason didn't look right to me and Freddy was sort of retconned to fit the story. There were some great nods to previous films though . If this had came out ten years prior it would of been huge. It was still sucessful and luckily it happened before Robert Englund got to old.
They got some talented young actors but I can't stand Monica Keena. Kelly Rowland was a first time actress and did a much better job. They should of switched roles between Monica and Katherine Isabelle ( from ginger snaps ). I would of like this much more. It's still ridiculous fun though and I think they chose the perfect ending.



October Horr-o-thon 2012
1. Stephen King's Sleepwalkers 7/10
2. The Innkeepers 8/10
3. Triangle (2009) - 7/10
4. A Nightmare on Elm St (1984) -9/10
5. A Nightmare on Elm St 2 -6.5/10
6. A Nightmare on Elm St 3: Dream Warriors 9/10
7. A Nightmare on Elm St 4: The Dream Master 7/10
8. A Nightmare on Elm St 5 : The Dream Child 6/10
9. Freddy's Dead : The final nightmare 6.5/10
10.Wes Craven's New Nightmare 8/10
11.Freddy vs Jason 7.5/10
 
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Smiley

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...I have no words for this piece of sh** horror movie. I didn't know it was possible to be this terrible. It's not even on the so bad it's hilarious level, it's utter trash. The only reason I'm not giving it a complete zero score is that it had Keith David for one scene.
1/10
I'll behave like a fool and watch it
 
Looper

Fantastic. Another amazing, brave Sci-Fi film. I'm glad it's doing well.

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part 1

Badass.
 
Halloween III: Season of the Witch - 5.5/10

Killer Joe - William F***kin' Friedkin/10
 
The Adjustment Bureau.

I actually rented this on Netflix, but it didn't hold my interest. I finally watched it in its entirety and thought it wasn't that bad. Though...something was missing.
 
Ok, the questions they ask are complete sh**. Sorry but that movie can go f*** itself. lol

Actually the film did answer what was going on in the town. I just didn't like what Biel and her scumbag husband were doing to the kids.

The ending made it clear you're not really supposed to agree with them. It's not saying "what they did was right". They did believe they were doing the right thing though.
 
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The ending made it clear you're not really supposed to agree with them. It's not saying "what they did was right". They did believe they were doing the right thing though.

I understand that as well but it's still a sh***y horror film. No scares, terrible character reveals, and overall just not interesting at all.
 
Casablanca- We'll always have Paris/10

Prometheus, it does get better with each viewing.
 
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Much better than I remember. It's not the best Indy film by any means, but it's not near so bad as people make it out to be.

Agreed.

I understand that as well but it's still a sh***y horror film. No scares, terrible character reveals, and overall just not interesting at all.

Not agreed :oldrazz:. That would be because it's NOT a horror movie.
 
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Weird comedy in which the majority of the dialogue is about male genitalia... but kind of loved it in a strange way!
 
30 Days of Night.


Is it good? They filmed it half an hour from where I was living at the time. I liked the book a lot and have been meaning to see it for years.
 
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