wierd AIM confessions

Corinthian said:
Pablo Corinthian: let's make some babies:-(
FreeWinona03: there a razor in my vagina, but go ahead.
Pablo Corinthian: that's where you keep em?
FreeWinona03: i keep everything in there
FreeWinona03: its like Mary Poppins handbag
FreeWinona03: lamps, clothes, books, pictures, everything
Pablo Corinthian: OMG!... I love you:-D
Pablo Corinthian: can I fit in there?
FreeWinona03: if a volvo can fit in there then you can:-)
FreeWinona03: i have a magical vagina, and a talking umbrella with a parrot head
FreeWinona03: want me to watch your children?
Pablo Corinthian: I don't have any... that's why I asked in the first place....... how do you pleasure yourself anyway?... an elephant?
FreeWinona03: i was talking about your illegitmate children
Pablo Corinthian: so you also walk dogs?!
FreeWinona03: i dont pleasure myself, walking around with pineapple in your hoo hoo is enough pleasure.
Pablo Corinthian: lol
FreeWinona03: yes i love dogs, i also have 8 lactating nipples so thats a plus for the puppies.
Pablo Corinthian: yay!
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Oh man,thats some funny ****:D:D:D:D
 
Derwinle: I'm gonna go soon to read my lil bro a story
Pablo Corinthian: ahhh.... tell him the one about how you raise sheep to love them in an unnatural way:o
Derwinle: WHAT>>?
Pablo Corinthian: tell him a story about a boy who raises sheep and ends up marrying all of em.. even the male-sheep.... especially the male-sheep
Pablo Corinthian: :-)
Derwinle: EWWW
Derwinle: You PERV!
Pablo Corinthian: you know:o
Derwinle: :o


this should be "Cor stalks them girls"
 
I'm How not to b

[17:36:56] How not to b: anyway
[17:37:04] How not to b: they upgraded my hotmail
[17:37:33] How not to b: i have 250 mb of space
[17:37:35] How not to b: I rule
[17:37:37] How not to b: and you dont
[17:37:49] How not to b: making me the champion and victor
[17:38:03] So much time: i delete my mails
[17:38:05] So much time: and so do u
[17:38:08] How not to b: no i dont
[17:38:14] How not to b: I never delete my stuff
[17:38:19] How not to b: unless its porn
[17:38:26] How not to b: i keep gettting doggy porn
[17:38:29] How not to b: and i dont know why
[17:38:40] So much time: i'm scared:(
[17:38:58] So much time: there was porn on the other night and i
didn't want to watch it
[17:39:11] How not to b: your dick is scared
[17:39:14] How not to b: what you do
[17:39:31] How not to b: hold a piece of popcorn in front of your
crotch
[17:39:36] How not to b: and sooner or late
[17:39:37] How not to b: r
[17:39:43] How not to b: itll jump out and grab it
[17:39:52] So much time: ROTFLMAO
 
I'm Happy Chrism

[22:47:17] Happy Chrism: im afraid im gonna **** it up
[22:47:32] Daniel: thats whats gonna **** it up
[22:47:45] Daniel: all those shows like sex and the city were right
[22:47:51] Daniel: men are afraid of commitment
[22:48:01] Happy Chrism: its not commitment
[22:48:04] Daniel: not u
[22:48:09] Daniel: i just realised dats all
[22:48:11] Happy Chrism: its afraid of messing up somehow
[22:48:21] Happy Chrism: and you watched sex in the city/
[22:48:23] Happy Chrism: homo
[22:48:43] Daniel: i only watched it cuz a frend recommended it and
sed it had funny sex scenes in it
[22:48:51] Daniel: and it was once dammit!!!:@
[22:48:58] Happy Chrism: you lie
[22:49:04] Happy Chrism: you watched it until the very end
[22:49:12] Daniel: yeah
[22:49:17] Happy Chrism: 1st episode to last
[22:49:19] Daniel: i fawt dereed be funny sex scenes in it
[22:49:22] Daniel: oh
[22:49:22] Daniel: no
[22:49:22] Happy Chrism: you admit it!
[22:49:26] Daniel: no
[22:49:36] Daniel: i fawt u ment frm beggining to end as in one
episode
[22:49:55] Happy Chrism: no you didnt
[22:50:11] Happy Chrism: in our hearts we all knew what I meant:(
[22:51:39] Daniel: u no i can just piss u off b sayin ur gonna **** it
up
[22:52:13] Happy Chrism: you know I can give you the fingerr
[22:52:21] Daniel: u no i cant c it
[22:52:25] Daniel: ur finger itself
[22:52:52] Happy Chrism: suck my balls
[22:52:58] Daniel: i dont swing that way
[22:53:09] Happy Chrism: not yet
[22:53:12] Daniel: no
[22:53:16] Happy Chrism: t yet
[22:53:16] Daniel: i dont swing that way
[22:53:20] Daniel: i never hav
[22:53:22] Daniel: and i never wil
[22:53:37] Happy Chrism: until you find yourself in thailand with no
money
[22:53:54] Happy Chrism: then your gonna be thanking the heavens you
do swing that way
[22:54:33] Daniel: firstly
[22:54:36] Daniel: i dont swing that
[22:54:39] Daniel: secondly
[22:54:40] Daniel: rotflmao
 
dmcnx said:
I'm How not to b

[17:36:56] How not to b: anyway
[17:37:04] How not to b: they upgraded my hotmail
[17:37:33] How not to b: i have 250 mb of space
[17:37:35] How not to b: I rule
[17:37:37] How not to b: and you dont
[17:37:49] How not to b: making me the champion and victor
[17:38:03] So much time: i delete my mails
[17:38:05] So much time: and so do u
[17:38:08] How not to b: no i dont
[17:38:14] How not to b: I never delete my stuff
[17:38:19] How not to b: unless its porn
[17:38:26] How not to b: i keep gettting doggy porn
[17:38:29] How not to b: and i dont know why
[17:38:40] So much time: i'm scared:(
[17:38:58] So much time: there was porn on the other night and i
didn't want to watch it
[17:39:11] How not to b: your dick is scared
[17:39:14] How not to b: what you do
[17:39:31] How not to b: hold a piece of popcorn in front of your
crotch
[17:39:36] How not to b: and sooner or late
[17:39:37] How not to b: r
[17:39:43] How not to b: itll jump out and grab it
[17:39:52] So much time: ROTFLMAO
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does he hava a deteachable penis?
 
Corinthian said:
does he hava a deteachable penis?
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No,but PLAS does,making him 700000000000000023432000000000000% more shexy:(
 
Corinthian said:
no, you:mad::(
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Superman.gif
 
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok now you have a big head too
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
very nice indeed
Lapdog of Odin says:
bah, i still need to do some exercise to loose a little bit of my love handles, and get a more defined stomach, so i've got a little way to go yet, i'm not as big as i was in the sisqo pic
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
what if i am that guy?
Lapdog of Odin says:
what guy?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
your friend
Lapdog of Odin says:
He's scene these pics, it was his comp i needed to upload them on to the internet. If you were him, you would know that
Lapdog of Odin says:
unless you are pulling a double bluff...
Lapdog of Odin says:
or maybe a quadrupel bluff

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
does he know there for m e?
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah, is there something wrong with that?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
but
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
do they all think im some dirty ****?
Lapdog of Odin says:
hahaha, course not.
Lapdog of Odin says:
They thing I'M A DIRTY ****
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Lapdog of Odin says:
They think i'm trying to lure you to the dark side with this scheme...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
and are you?
Lapdog of Odin says:
in all seriousness, nah. Although that would be a nice outcome. It's not like iwould show anyone or anything like that, but i still don't think you would, so i might as well boggle your mind by sending you stuff.
Lapdog of Odin says:
They think you're a princess just like everyone else does
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
yeah ok
Lapdog of Odin says:
why would they think you're a ****, you've done nothing ****ty what so ever?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
thats cos im not a ****
Lapdog of Odin says:
besides, i never speak badly about you anywho, i'm a great abassodor for you
Lapdog of Odin says:
i know you're not.
Lapdog of Odin says:
Are you alright, it's like you've gone cold again...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
im fine
Lapdog of Odin says:
sure?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
yep
Lapdog of Odin says:
well if you say so, i won't pester you about it then
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
o you want me to sing ot you?
Lapdog of Odin says:
down the phone?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
on here
Lapdog of Odin says:
if you want
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i'll type the words and you have to guess the song
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Lapdog of Odin says:
fine
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's got to be mainstream though, otherwise i won't have a ****ing clue
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i say dont you know, you say dont you know, i say i say take me out
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that would be played on the radio
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's take me out by the....
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
f
Lapdog of Odin says:
franz ferdinand
Lapdog of Odin says:
thank you
Lapdog of Odin says:
x
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ye
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
y
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
well done
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ur turn
Lapdog of Odin says:
sorry, is all that you can say, years go by and still, words don't come easily, like sorry, like sorry...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
is all that you can say
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
days go by and still
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
words dont come easily
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
like forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
tracy chapmen
Lapdog of Odin says:
you are too sexy tonight
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
or ronan
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
if you want to use him
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah, i was going with the boyzone version cause i'm a loser
Lapdog of Odin says:
boyzone secretly rocked though
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i was listening to tracy chapmen today
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
how spooky
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's cheating!!!
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i used to be a boyzone fan
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no its not
Lapdog of Odin says:
you said so before.
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
my turn
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah it is, you cheat, you rigged the question with subliminal messaging, so i would choose that song
Lapdog of Odin says:
i have a strange feeling i know what song it is coming up...
Lapdog of Odin says:
like sisqo thong song or something...
Lapdog of Odin says:
or maybe i'm completely wrong..
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
just wait
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i need to find one
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's not that hard to find a song from about 50 years of pop history
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
im not a pop girl
Lapdog of Odin says:
i'm not a pop guy
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
goin in
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
comin out of your
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
skin
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got tears
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
makin tracks
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got tears
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that are scared of the facts
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
running
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
down corridors
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
through
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
automatic doors
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
got to get to you
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
got to see this through
Lapdog of Odin says:
give me a clue
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
its in the charts now
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
a******
Lapdog of Odin says:
a deer with no eyes (i.e. i have no idea)
Lapdog of Odin says:
not a dicky bird of a clue holly
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you suk
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
athlete - wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok my go again
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
do you remember those sugar water days
Lapdog of Odin says:
i wouldn't know it if it was playing
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that was the time everything was ok
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
it doesnt matter what you gonna get
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
those sugar water days dont you forget
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
nah you wont know that one
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
but you'd likeit
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
its fried
Lapdog of Odin says:
hold on one sec
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
k
Lapdog of Odin says:
nope, not even the internet could save me from the discgrace of losing again. i don't think anyone in history has sucked as much as i suck now, not even someone whose like triped up on dog poo and died or something like that
Lapdog of Odin says:

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i already told you
Lapdog of Odin says:
i suck even more, i though those were more lyrics
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's pretty funny for some reason
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
hehe
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
your such a dick
Lapdog of Odin says:
well i've had 21 years of practive
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
hehe
Lapdog of Odin says:
looooooooooving you, is easy cause you smell of poo...
Lapdog of Odin says:
making love to pooooo, is all i wanna doooo....
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la la la la
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la la la la
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la l alalalalalalalalala
Lapdog of Odin says:
oooooooeeeooooooooeeeeooooooooo
Lapdog of Odin says:
LLLLLLLAAAAALALALALLALA.....
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ra ra ra
Lapdog of Odin says:
aw man, if i saw that look on your face for you it would be entirely worth it.
Lapdog of Odin says:
http://peterjanes.ca/LenniFan/Discography/Lyrics/smallshow2003/Loving You
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's what it was supposed to be, but i just changed some words on the spur of the moment, i'm sure you'll recognise it on a second glance.
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i know what song it is
Lapdog of Odin says:
i take it you're not a fan of swapping legitimate words for poo then
Lapdog of Odin says:
you are like 10 times more mature than i am, at least
Lapdog of Odin says:
This is what happens when you wake up at 6 pm in the morning, you end up talking bollocks all day long
Lapdog of Odin says:
i don't reccomend it.
 
Odin's Lapdog said:
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok now you have a big head too
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
very nice indeed
Lapdog of Odin says:
bah, i still need to do some exercise to loose a little bit of my love handles, and get a more defined stomach, so i've got a little way to go yet, i'm not as big as i was in the sisqo pic
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
what if i am that guy?
Lapdog of Odin says:
what guy?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
your friend
Lapdog of Odin says:
He's scene these pics, it was his comp i needed to upload them on to the internet. If you were him, you would know that
Lapdog of Odin says:
unless you are pulling a double bluff...
Lapdog of Odin says:
or maybe a quadrupel bluff

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
does he know there for m e?
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah, is there something wrong with that?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
but
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
do they all think im some dirty ****?
Lapdog of Odin says:
hahaha, course not.
Lapdog of Odin says:
They thing I'M A DIRTY ****
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Lapdog of Odin says:
They think i'm trying to lure you to the dark side with this scheme...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
and are you?
Lapdog of Odin says:
in all seriousness, nah. Although that would be a nice outcome. It's not like iwould show anyone or anything like that, but i still don't think you would, so i might as well boggle your mind by sending you stuff.
Lapdog of Odin says:
They think you're a princess just like everyone else does
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
yeah ok
Lapdog of Odin says:
why would they think you're a ****, you've done nothing ****ty what so ever?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
thats cos im not a ****
Lapdog of Odin says:
besides, i never speak badly about you anywho, i'm a great abassodor for you
Lapdog of Odin says:
i know you're not.
Lapdog of Odin says:
Are you alright, it's like you've gone cold again...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
im fine
Lapdog of Odin says:
sure?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
yep
Lapdog of Odin says:
well if you say so, i won't pester you about it then
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
o you want me to sing ot you?
Lapdog of Odin says:
down the phone?
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
on here
Lapdog of Odin says:
if you want
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i'll type the words and you have to guess the song
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Lapdog of Odin says:
fine
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's got to be mainstream though, otherwise i won't have a ****ing clue
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i say dont you know, you say dont you know, i say i say take me out
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that would be played on the radio
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's take me out by the....
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
f
Lapdog of Odin says:
franz ferdinand
Lapdog of Odin says:
thank you
Lapdog of Odin says:
x
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ye
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
y
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
well done
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ur turn
Lapdog of Odin says:
sorry, is all that you can say, years go by and still, words don't come easily, like sorry, like sorry...
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
is all that you can say
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
days go by and still
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
words dont come easily
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
like forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
forgive me
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
tracy chapmen
Lapdog of Odin says:
you are too sexy tonight
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
or ronan
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
if you want to use him
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah, i was going with the boyzone version cause i'm a loser
Lapdog of Odin says:
boyzone secretly rocked though
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i was listening to tracy chapmen today
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
how spooky
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's cheating!!!
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i used to be a boyzone fan
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
no its not
Lapdog of Odin says:
you said so before.
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
my turn
Lapdog of Odin says:
yeah it is, you cheat, you rigged the question with subliminal messaging, so i would choose that song
Lapdog of Odin says:
i have a strange feeling i know what song it is coming up...
Lapdog of Odin says:
like sisqo thong song or something...
Lapdog of Odin says:
or maybe i'm completely wrong..
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
just wait
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i need to find one
Lapdog of Odin says:
it's not that hard to find a song from about 50 years of pop history
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
im not a pop girl
Lapdog of Odin says:
i'm not a pop guy
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
goin in
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
comin out of your
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
skin
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got tears
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
makin tracks
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you got tears
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that are scared of the facts
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
running
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
down corridors
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
through
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
automatic doors
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
got to get to you
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
got to see this through
Lapdog of Odin says:
give me a clue
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
its in the charts now
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
a******
Lapdog of Odin says:
a deer with no eyes (i.e. i have no idea)
Lapdog of Odin says:
not a dicky bird of a clue holly
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
you suk
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
athlete - wires
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ok my go again
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
do you remember those sugar water days
Lapdog of Odin says:
i wouldn't know it if it was playing
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
that was the time everything was ok
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
it doesnt matter what you gonna get
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
those sugar water days dont you forget
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
nah you wont know that one
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
but you'd likeit
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
its fried
Lapdog of Odin says:
hold on one sec
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
k
Lapdog of Odin says:
nope, not even the internet could save me from the discgrace of losing again. i don't think anyone in history has sucked as much as i suck now, not even someone whose like triped up on dog poo and died or something like that
Lapdog of Odin says:

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i already told you
Lapdog of Odin says:
i suck even more, i though those were more lyrics
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's pretty funny for some reason
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
hehe
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
your such a dick
Lapdog of Odin says:
well i've had 21 years of practive
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
hehe
Lapdog of Odin says:
looooooooooving you, is easy cause you smell of poo...
Lapdog of Odin says:
making love to pooooo, is all i wanna doooo....
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la la la la
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la la la la
Lapdog of Odin says:
sha la l alalalalalalalalala
Lapdog of Odin says:
oooooooeeeooooooooeeeeooooooooo
Lapdog of Odin says:
LLLLLLLAAAAALALALALLALA.....
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:

Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
ra ra ra
Lapdog of Odin says:
aw man, if i saw that look on your face for you it would be entirely worth it.
Lapdog of Odin says:
http://peterjanes.ca/LenniFan/Discography/Lyrics/smallshow2003/Loving You
Lapdog of Odin says:
that's what it was supposed to be, but i just changed some words on the spur of the moment, i'm sure you'll recognise it on a second glance.
Hannah - Charlie big potato says:
i know what song it is
Lapdog of Odin says:
i take it you're not a fan of swapping legitimate words for poo then
Lapdog of Odin says:
you are like 10 times more mature than i am, at least
Lapdog of Odin says:
This is what happens when you wake up at 6 pm in the morning, you end up talking bollocks all day long
Lapdog of Odin says:
i don't reccomend it.
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Man,you tried too hard :(
 
it's still going on as we speak, it grows more random by the second...

:o
 
Odin's Lapdog said:
it's still going on as we speak, it grows more random by the second...

:o
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type dmcnx rapidly in succession...i dares ya.
 
sheesh, no wonder I never get on AIM :(







we should have a big chat orgy
 
Master Chief: Do you have money? :-)
NEWcomicbook123: I have exactly 27 dollars!
Master Chief: Ok, that should be enough. Send it to my house please.
NEWcomicbook123: For what, may I ask?
Master Chief: For my pocket.
Master Chief: My pocket is dying.
Master Chief: It needs money to survive.
NEWcomicbook123: Oh... I see.
NEWcomicbook123: That's... unfortunate.
NEWcomicbook123: My marrow hurts. :-(
Master Chief: Ahahaha, owned.
NEWcomicbook123: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?=5855
NEWcomicbook123: THat has got to be the world's biggest loser.
NEWcomicbook123: He should have an award.
NEWcomicbook123: he should.
Master Chief: I want to be! :mad:
Master Chief: All right, your 27 dollars will go towards .30 calibre bullets and a sniper rifle.
Master Chief: And maybe plane tickets.

((The link is broken on purpose. :o))

---------------------------------

Master Chief: I'm having sex with some random chick that just walked in my door and grinded against me.
NEWcomicbook123: Has your mom been in the liquor cabinet again?
Master Chief: Nope, my mom got teleported to 1816 for research.
NEWcomicbook123: Are they trying to stop gonnorhea before it began?
Master Chief: Nah, STDs can't be treated.
Master Chief: In the future anyway.
NEWcomicbook123: :eek:
Master Chief: The aliens had a bomb specifically designed to wipe out all forms of STD treatment.
 
I blame the tabacco companies:mad:


Pablo Corinthian: quickly... send a picture of your mom, naked.. Or I'll DIE=-O
WiseSage222: how bout no !
WiseSage222: !!!
Pablo Corinthian: noooo... I'm goind to DIEEEEEEEE
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
WiseSage222: HAHA
WiseSage222: good
Pablo Corinthian: :-(
WiseSage222: can i have your sombrero
Pablo Corinthian: NO!
Pablo Corinthian: :'(
Pablo Corinthian: cuz you touch yerself at night:-(
WiseSage222: :-(
WiseSage222: it's not my fault
WiseSage222: it's an additon
WiseSage222: i blame the tobacco companies
Pablo Corinthian: teh tabacco companies and they *********ing campains... damn them>:o
WiseSage222: to hell
Pablo Corinthian: yeah
Pablo Corinthian: and leave our penises alone!
Pablo Corinthian: :mad:
WiseSage222: !!! B4 they go infertile
WiseSage222: !
WiseSage222: I demand law suits
WiseSage222: and lots of cash
WiseSage222: and hoes
WiseSage222: lots and lots of hoes
WiseSage222: !
Pablo Corinthian: what teh hoses for?
WiseSage222: Hoes, *****es
WiseSage222: !
Pablo Corinthian: hoeses... whutever
WiseSage222: to compensate for the touching!
Pablo Corinthian: Damn straight
Pablo Corinthian: !
Pablo Corinthian: :mad:
WiseSage222: But no fat ones
WiseSage222: !
WiseSage222: >:o
Pablo Corinthian: why?
Pablo Corinthian: them fat ones have more jelly on them
Pablo Corinthian: and chocolate
Pablo Corinthian: and penaut butter
WiseSage222: Ewww
Pablo Corinthian: and whipped cream
Pablo Corinthian: and other sweet goods
 
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