Worst Attempts at Accents EVER

[That-Guy]

Oh, just thought of another one... Dennis Quaids piss-poor attempt at a British accent in Dragonheart. At least I think that's what he was trying. Regardless, it was pretty bad.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Keven Costner southern accent in some movie about the Kennedy cuba missle crisis. Good christ, you haven't cringed until you have heard that.

 

[Schlosser85]

^ Actually it was supposed to be Bostonian. But who can tell, right?

 

[Doctor Jones]

Damn, that's how bad it was! Ugh the man's acting sucks. Untouchables would of been perfect if it weren't for him.

 

[That-Guy]

While I have enjoyed some of Costner's films, the man should never, ever try to do accents. I thought he would have learned that after EVERYONE ON EARTH mocked his Robin Hood performance.

 

[Etienne]

To quote Chris Griffin "How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?"

 

[Doctor Jones]

I don't know... I don't know...

He seemed likeable in Swing Vote though.

 

[That-Guy]

To be fair, there are many worse actors than Costner getting tons of work. Off the top of my head...

Channing Tatum
Kristen Stewart
Chris Klien
Paul Walker
Moon Bloodgood
Fergie
Jessica Alba
Eva Mendes
Dane Cook
Ice Cube
Hayden Christiansen (yep, they're making Jumper 2)

 

[Etienne]

To be fair, there are many worse actors than Costner getting tons of work.

Of course, Hollywood is filled with them.

 

[chamber-music]

Paul Walker makes Keanu Reeves look like Marlon Brando

 

[Doctor Jones]

I couldn't stand Tatum's street accent in GI JOE. "I knowa what I gotto do."

 

[Sarge 2.0]

To be fair, there are many worse actors than Costner getting tons of work. Off the top of my head...

Channing Tatum
Kristen Stewart
Chris Klien
Paul Walker
Moon Bloodgood
Fergie
Jessica Alba
Eva Mendes
Dane Cook
Ice Cube
Hayden Christiansen (yep, they're making Jumper 2)

Kristen Stewart and Ice Cube are actually good actors.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Cube is likeable. I haven't seen Boys in the hood yet.

 

[Octoberist]

To be fair, there are many worse actors than Costner getting tons of work. Off the top of my head...

Channing Tatum
Kristen Stewart
Chris Klien
Paul Walker
Moon Bloodgood
Fergie
Jessica Alba
Eva Mendes
Dane Cook
Ice Cube
Hayden Christiansen (yep, they're making Jumper 2)

I swear, people give Kristen Stewart crap just because of Twilight. And keep this in mind that she's only 19 years old.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yeah. The Cake Eaters, Adventureland and Into the Wild are proof she's a good actor.

 

[Octoberist]

exactly.

The same damn thing about Ellen Page. It shocked me on how people think sometimes.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Cube is likeable. I haven't seen Boys in the hood yet.

You must!!

 

[Schlosser85]

^ Kristen Stewart is by no means a bad actress. Even in Twilight she sold it as best she could.

 

[The Englishman]

Josh Hartnets Yorkshire accent in Blow Dry....

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Is that the one with Alan Rickman?

 

[That-Guy]

Okay, fair enough about Kristen Stewart. I didn't see much out of her in any of those films, but you're right, she's still young so I'm probably being too harsh.

But I'm sorry, Ice Cube is NOT a good actor. I've never seen him play anything but the same old, boring hardass in every movie. Even in films like Friday and Barbershop, where he toned down the "I'm a cocky pissed-off thug" routine somewhat, he still was virtually the same character.

 

[Swordmaster]

Kenneth Branagh as Dr. Arliss Loveless in Wild Wild West. Fine, fine actor, but in a terrible movie like that, even one as talented as him is screwed.

 

[That-Guy]

Ugh, yeah that movie is terrible. Especially the dialogue. That part where Salma Hayek exclaims "HE IS SO COURAGEOUS!" made me want to throw up.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Damn, that's how bad it was! Ugh the man's acting sucks. Untouchables would of been perfect if it weren't for him.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that he isn't a good actor.

Kristen Stewart is terrible and miscast in Twilight but she isn't a bad actress. IMHO, it's a Portman in Star Wars type thing.

 

[chamber-music]

Kristen Stewart is like a mini Jodi Foster.