The Dark Knight Rises Worst Casting Choices?

[BigGeorge87]

There are all these threads about casting choices for Batman Begins sequels, and everybody's talked a lot about who would be the best Joker, Two Face, Talia, or anybody else. There 's a "live action Batman Beyond" casting thread out there, too. So for any Batman character in the Batman Universe, who are the worst casting choices if they were to be brought to life? And I know someone will post the whole Batman and Robin, or Batman Forever castlist. I have to say my choices are:

Ra's Al Ghul-Ted Nugent

The Penguin-James Gandolfini, Roger Ebert, or Michael Moore

 

[StorminNorman]

Joker: Crispin Glover

 

[Two-Face]

Batman/Bruce Wayne: George Clooney (sorry but he was worst)
Rachel: Katie Holmes

 

[The Chairman]

My Worst Batman Cast Possible:

Batman - Joe Pesci
Alfred - Adam Sandler
Jim Gordon - Usher
The Joker - The Rock
Two-Face - Axl Rose
The Riddler - Mickey Rooney
The Penguin - Yao Ming
Catwoman - Kathy Bates
Poison Ivy - Rosie O'Donnell
Mr. Freeze - Jimmy Fallon
The Scarecrow - Sylvester Stallone
Black Mask - Kenan Thompson
Harley Quinn - Bea Arthur
Bane - Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Killer Croc - Dana Carvey
Clayface - William Shatner
The Mad Hatter - Chad Michael Murray
Talia - Meryl Streep

 

[StorminNorman]

Batman: Val Kilmer

 

[BigGeorge87]

My Worst Batman Cast Possible:

Batman - Joe Pesci
Alfed - Adam Sandler
Jim Gordon - Usher
The Joker - The Rock
Two-Face - Axl Rose
The Riddler - Mickey Rooney
The Penguin - Yao Ming
Catwoman - Kathy Bates
Poison Ivy - Rosie O'Donnell
Mr. Freeze - Jimmy Fallon
The Scarecrow - Sylvester Stallone
Black Mask - Kenan Thompson
Harley Quinn - Bea Arthur
Bane - Stevie Wonder
Killer Croc - Dana Carvey
Clayface - William Shatner
The Mad Hatter - Chad Michael Murray
Talia - Meryl Streep

That's f***ing hilarious. Did you just write random names or actually think about it?

 

[Mister J]

My Worst Batman Cast Possible:

Batman - Joe Pesci
Alfed - Adam Sandler
Jim Gordon - Usher
The Joker - The Rock
Two-Face - Axl Rose
The Riddler - Mickey Rooney
The Penguin - Yao Ming
Catwoman - Kathy Bates
Poison Ivy - Rosie O'Donnell
Mr. Freeze - Jimmy Fallon
The Scarecrow - Sylvester Stallone
Black Mask - Kenan Thompson
Harley Quinn - Bea Arthur
Bane - Stevie Wonder
Killer Croc - Dana Carvey
Clayface - William Shatner
The Mad Hatter - Chad Michael Murray
Talia - Meryl Streep

Holy ****, that's funny.
Usher, Adam Sandler, Bea Arthur. D
God, I'm gonna repeat this somewhere and take credit for it.

 

[The Chairman]

That's f***ing hilarious. Did you just write random names or actually think about it?

Thanks. I really wracked my brain coming up with the worst choices possible.

Holy ****, that's funny.
Usher, Adam Sandler, Bea Arthur. D
God, I'm gonna repeat this somewhere and take credit for it.

Go ahead, I won't mind.

 

[BatScot]

My Worst Batman Cast Possible:

Batman - Joe Pesci
Alfred - Adam Sandler
Jim Gordon - Usher
The Joker - The Rock
Two-Face - Axl Rose
The Riddler - Mickey Rooney
The Penguin - Yao Ming
Catwoman - Kathy Bates
Poison Ivy - Rosie O'Donnell
Mr. Freeze - Jimmy Fallon
The Scarecrow - Sylvester Stallone
Black Mask - Kenan Thompson
Harley Quinn - Bea Arthur
Bane - Stevie Wonder
Killer Croc - Dana Carvey
Clayface - William Shatner
The Mad Hatter - Chad Michael Murray
Talia - Meryl Streep

Pfft! Shatner would so nail that role.

 

[nolan's roll'n]

My Worst Batman Cast Possible:

Batman - Joe Pesci
Alfred - Adam Sandler
Jim Gordon - Usher
The Joker - The Rock
Two-Face - Axl Rose
The Riddler - Mickey Rooney
The Penguin - Yao Ming
Catwoman - Kathy Bates
Poison Ivy - Rosie O'Donnell
Mr. Freeze - Jimmy Fallon
The Scarecrow - Sylvester Stallone
Black Mask - Kenan Thompson
Harley Quinn - Bea Arthur
Bane - Stevie Wonder
Killer Croc - Dana Carvey
Clayface - William Shatner
The Mad Hatter - Chad Michael Murray
Talia - Meryl Streep

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Batman - Tina Fae
Alfred - Macaulay Culkin
Jim Gordon - Brad Pitt
Luscius Fox- Tom York
Robin (Dick Grayson)- Samuel L. Jackson
Robin (Jason Todd)- Harry S. Truman
Robin (Tim Drake)- Patrick Stewart
The Joker - Kevin Federline
Ra's Al Gaul- Loui Armstrong
Talia - Larry King
Two-Face - Dick Cheney
Mr. Freeze - Rosa María Hernández
The Riddler - Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Clayface - Michael Jackson
Black Mask - Jackie Gleeson
The Penguin - Nelly Fertado
The Mad Hatter - Ernesto "Che" Guevara
Catwoman - Jason Lee
Poison Ivy - Dakota Fanning
Mr. Freeze - Rosa María Hernández
The Scarecrow - Star Jones
Harley Quinn - Arthur Ash
Bane - R. Lee Ermey
Killer Croc - Anderson Cooper
Carmine "The Roman" Falcone- Super Crazy of the former Mexi-Cools.
Harvey Bullock- Alex Baldwin
Renee Montoya- The guy who did the Voice of Slimer
Barbara Gordon- Scott Thompson aka Carrot Top
Man-Bat- Prince

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[Matt.S99]

a hobo playing millionare bruce wayne

 

[lordofthenerds]

Batman - Michael Jackson
Alfred - Jake Lloyd
Robin - Shaq
Joker - Lou Ferrigno
Two-Face - Danny Devito
Penguin - Doug Jones
Catwoman - Rosemary Harris
Posin Ivy - Oprah
Batgirl - Queen Latifah
Jim Gordon - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mr. Freeze - Hayden Christensen
Bane - Topher Grace

 

[Captain Wonder]

Batman: MADONNA

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Batman-Vince McMahon

Robin-Shane McMahon

Alfred-Jim Ross

Commishiner Gordon-Jerry Lawler

The Joker-Edge

Harley Quinn-Lita

Bane-Rey Mysterio Jr

Poison Ivy-the Fabulous Moolah

Penguin-Umaga

The Riddler-Mr.Kennedy... Kennedy

Lucius Fox-Booker T

Harvey Dent-Randy Orton

Boss Moroni-Carlito Caribean Cool

Thomas and Martha Wayne-Mick Foley and Melina

Scarecrow- Rob Van Dam

Zsasz-Sabu

Carmine Falcome-Ric Flair

Ra's Al Ghul/Ducard-Hulk Hogan

Talia-Brooke Hogan

Rachael-Trish Stratus

Homeless Man/"Nice coat"-Eric Bischoff