Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[Sawyer]

Juno's full of some pretty bad one-liners. I felt like the writer's so-called "hipness" was just a way for her to write stupid ****. No one talks like that.

Same goes for Napoleon Dynamite, except a thousand worse.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Pretty much all the lines from B&R.

 

[Sawyer]

As much as it was a terrible bat-film, I can never truly denounce Batman & Robin, since it still holds such nostalgia for me. Dammit, I loved that movie as a kid...

But yes, the dialog was terrrrible.

 

[-Arya-]

Batman Forever is full of gems.


"Like the jacket? It keeps me safe when I'm... jogging at night!"
- The Riddler

"Soon my little "Box" will be on countless TVs around the world. Feeding me, credit card numbers, bank codes, sssexual fantasies, and little white lies. Into my head they'll go. Victory is inevitable."
- The Riddler

 

[xwolverine2]

Juno's full of some pretty bad one-liners. I felt like the writer's so-called "hipness" was just a way for her to write stupid ****. No one talks like that.

Same goes for Napoleon Dynamite, except a thousand worse.

lol same could be said about QT...

i love it

 

[MadVillainy]

Juno's full of some pretty bad one-liners. I felt like the writer's so-called "hipness" was just a way for her to write stupid ****. No one talks like that.

Same goes for Napoleon Dynamite, except a thousand worse.

I agree about the dialouge of Juno

It was the most annoying and overrated movie in a damn long time.

 

[Mutagen]

As much as it was a terrible bat-film, I can never truly denounce Batman & Robin, since it still holds such nostalgia for me. Dammit, I loved that movie as a kid...

But yes, the dialog was terrrrible.

Yea that's pretty much the same for me.

Spoiler

 

[kedrell]

How everyone kept using the "playing their cards close to the chest" line in TDK.

I kept wanting to yell at the screen, "It's close to the VEST, dammit!!"

I've never heard someone use it the way they did. Maybe that's the colloquialism they use in Bale & Nolan's native country. I dunno, but that's not how I've ever heard it over here.

 

[Sawyer]

How everyone kept using the "playing their cards close to the chest" line in TDK.

I kept wanting to yell at the screen, "It's close to the VEST, dammit!!"

I've never heard someone use it the way they did. Maybe that's the colloquialism they use in Bale & Nolan's native country. I dunno, but that's not how I've ever heard it over here.

I can almost guarantee that no one, besides you, gave a crap about those lines.

 

[kedrell]

I can almost guarantee that no one, besides you, gave a crap about those lines.

Oh you're probably right. And it's not like it ruined the movie for me or anything. Just a nit-pick of mine.

 

[xwolverine2]

I can almost guarantee that no one, besides you, gave a crap about those lines.

lmfao

 

[Nirvana]

How everyone kept using the "playing their cards close to the chest" line in TDK.

I kept wanting to yell at the screen, "It's close to the VEST, dammit!!"

I've never heard someone use it the way they did. Maybe that's the colloquialism they use in Bale & Nolan's native country. I dunno, but that's not how I've ever heard it over here.

Nolan probably changed it because that's his clothing preference.

 

[Gilpesh]

"I think it's the sauce, boss!"
-Good Burger

 

[MadVillainy]

Good Burger = Win

 

[Wally West]

Pretty much all the lines from B&R.

lol. Damn. I was going to post that almost word for word, but you beat me to it.

Truthfully I saw it in the theater back in the day and not since, I couldn't give you one line of dialouge word for word but everytime I think of that movie I can just hear Arnold's Mr. Freeze delivering lines like "time to chill out" and "everbody freeze"

 

[Doctor Jones]

But B&R is a HUGE turning point in the business of comic book film and the making of them. If B&R wasn't the way it was we would of never gotten BB and TDK and WB wouldn't of woken up and realized to take their damn time with these things and not crank them out and serve fluff every two years. Plus, when AICN tore into B&R, didn't WB try to shut them out of it all? But when it finally did happen, and it really was bad, now studios are linked to websites and studios are now concerned with pleasing the fans and the audience alike.

Like it or not, you cn't deny how much of a huge impact historically B&R had on comic book films. Batman needed to hit the rocks for all this to happen. Ironically, the worst comic boook film of all time is a Batman film and arguably the best comic book film of all time is a Batman film.

 

[Doctor Jones]

And yeah, the repeating of lines are more present in TDK than they were in BB. So anyone blaming Goyer, it's most likely Chris doing this.

"You can't leave this up to chance"

"I'm not."

"I make my own luck."

"You do like to play things close to the chest."

"You either die a hero..."

"Today you finally got to say I told you so."

"He's not being a hero. He's being somehting more."

There's more. But they're not bad at all, but Nolan does this alot. I realize he's trying to bring these themes around again but he does it too much. The Prestige was really the only great use of this device.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Honestly, that was probably one of the better lines of the movie.

That is a horrible line. And then she dies of a broken heart.

What an awful movie.

 

[Immortalfire]

All dialogue in Batman & Robin. Close thread.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Well, the Bruce/Alfred scenes are good ONLY.

It's like Clooney saw this as an open window of opportunity and liked what he saw and actually tried with these scenes. If this was more focused, with Batgirl and Ivy removed, (the theme is family, we don't need to add an extra character, Bruce and Alfred are family) and a better Freeze plot reinforced with the Nora storyline. Hell, I wouldn't of minded if they took the plot out of BTAS in trying to save his wife. This with family would of made it great.

 

[Dark Carnage]

"Live for something, or die for nothing" - Rambo

It's actually the other way around. "Live for Nothing, or die for something." But your way would actually make some sense. Live for something and your death/existence won't be meaningless. But the actual way it was said just leaves to the conclusion that the better of the two options is live a life without a goal.

It's one of the sentences that sounds like it has significance when you first hear it, but a second later you're just wondering, "Huh?"

 

[Dark Victory]

That is a horrible line. And then she dies of a broken heart.

What an awful movie.

Thank you.

 

[Immortalfire]

I wanted to shoot myself after hearing that..."She has lost the will to live" in Episode III

 

[E-Man]

"That area is less stable than a milk stool on two legs." Cyborg Cop.

 

[That-Guy]

I wanted to shoot myself after hearing that..."She has lost the will to live" in Episode III

Yeah, I laughed out loud when I heard that stupid little exchange.

GH-7 Medical Droid: Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.

Obi-Wan: She's dying?

GH-7 Medical Droid: We don't know why. She has lost the will to live.


I'd like to know how someone can be "dying" when they are completely healthy.