Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[Dark Victory]

The scene Spider-Man when Peter and Mary Jane are in Aunt May's hospital room and MJ asks Peter what's Spider-Man like. That whole scene's cringe-worthy.

 

[Sawyer]

Let's just face facts here, all three Spider-Man films were just ****** writing.

 

[Mutagen]

Let's just face facts here, all three Spider-Man films were just ****** writing.

Now, now there are redeeming quotes in each movie as well.

 

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

Talbot in the Hulk movie "One Day I Am Going To Write A Book & Call When Stupid Ideas Happen To Smart Pennieless Scientists".

 

[Sawyer]

Now, now there are redeeming quotes in each movie as well.

Yes, but the ratio of good to bad is, like, 1:6

 

[Bunker]

"You are such an ***hole."

Ugh. Akermann was terrible in Watchmen...turrrribbble.

 

[Sawyer]

"You are such an ***hole."

Ugh. Akermann was terrible in Watchmen...turrrribbble.

Her delivery of that line was truly awful. In the book, Laurie was supposed to be crying and broken up over seeing Jon desinigrated. In the film, she acted like she was Schwarzenegger or something...

I thought she was alright in the rest of the movie, though.

 

[dude stannis]

Well I always took it as Bruce saying that though he didn't like the breakfast, it was still...breakfast.

He was indifferent about it. He hated the food, but still...its food.

Yeah, that's how I always looked at it. He was in a prison... its not like he could go to McDonalds if he didn't like the food.

Bruce hates the food, so he wishes they could kill him before he eats it. Simple as that.

Still, it means he gets to miss breakfast and punch some c-notes out, he'd be happy about that.

The whole movie has bad dialogue, both it and TDK feel like they where written by Klump and Schlubb from Sin City.

 

[Sawyer]

Still, it means he gets to miss breakfast and punch some c-notes out, he'd be happy about that.

The whole movie has bad dialogue, both it and TDK feel like they where written by Klump and Schlubb from Sin City.

Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but that's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

 

[dude stannis]

You don't think the dialogue was unnatural in the slightest?

 

[Sawyer]

You don't think the dialogue was unnatural in the slightest?

Not really... if you want unnatural dialogue, that's what the X-Men films are for.

 

[dude stannis]

Ugh, don't even get me started on them. Especially Storm's stuff.

In fact I don't think there's ever been any well written dialogue in any comic book movie. I suppose the first two Blade films have cool one liners, but that's it for me.

 

[That-Guy]

dude love, anyone who has a Stallone avatar shouldn't be nitpicking the writing of ANY movie.


Has anyone mention Punisher:War Zone yet? Pretty much every line between the Lionsgate logo and the end credits was absolutely sh**.

 

[That-Guy]

The scene Spider-Man when Peter and Mary Jane are in Aunt May's hospital room and MJ asks Peter what's Spider-Man like. That whole scene's cringe-worthy.

"I said... uh... Spiderman, I said uh... The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in your eyes as you're looking in hers while she's looking at you... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time even though you feel nothing at all. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified because you're the most not quite normal person to stand on top of a mountain made of Rice Crispies while the elves dance through the treetops smoking peyote. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. You want to be the kind of man that will punch out a cop that's beating up on a guy or maybe the kind of joe who never cheats on his taxes. It's as if you've reached the unreachable star and you weren't ready for yourself to be weakened by the strength of your awkwardness. It's kind of like that. Paperclips."

 

[dude stannis]

dude love, anyone who has a Stallone avatar shouldn't be nitpicking the writing of ANY movie.

So if I changed it to Scorcese the difference would be?

 

[That-Guy]

So if I changed it to Scorcese the difference would be?

lol nothing, I just think you're being a little too hard on the Batman movies. There were a few bad lines, but not that many when compared to the majority of other films of the same genre.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Blade Trinity:

Triple H- "When did you see my ****?"

Kicks Hannibal King in the face.

Parker Posey- "Would everyone stop saying the word "***"? It provokes my envy."

...WHAT?!?

 

[That-Guy]

All I remember about the dialogue in Blade:Trinity was, if you removed the word "f**k," the script would have been about three pages long.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Also another bad one is Dracula's speech about honor and the sword in Blade: Trinity. This speech would actually be decent dialogue if he WASN'T HOLDING A BABY OVER THE SIDE OF A BUILDING!!!

Ugh, that movie sucks

 

[That-Guy]

UGH... Dominic Purcell = WORST DRACULA ACTOR EVER.

That ranks right up there with Kevin Costner's Robin Hood in terms of worst casting decisions in film history.

And the thing is, I like Purcell, at least on Prison Break. But as Dracula? What the hell were they thinking?

 

[Spider-Fan]

They were thinking that Goyer having 100% control was a good idea...jokes on them

Another worst dailogue one I can add to my list...Anakin's speech about killing the Tuskan Raiders and Obi-Won's jealousy in AOTC...same can also be said of 90% of his dialogue in the movie

 

[dude stannis]

lol nothing, I just think you're being a little too hard on the Batman movies. There were a few bad lines, but not that many when compared to the majority of other films of the same genre.

haha. Actually that's about as far as I could rant on the two newest Batman movies. The dialogue may be bad, but much of it has meaning. I could rant for pages on some of the other CBM's, you mentioned Punisher: War Zone, I could go on for pages about the atrocity that is it's dialogue.

 

[Mike059jig]

"Garbage day!!" from

Silent Night Deadly Night 2

 

[Episode29]

The scene Spider-Man when Peter and Mary Jane are in Aunt May's hospital room and MJ asks Peter what's Spider-Man like. That whole scene's cringe-worthy.

I actually like that exchange a lot. What people around here don't seem to understand is that Raimi (Like Lucas, who couldn't pull it off) was shooting for an old-fashioned sense of melodramatic romance. He's paying homage to old Hollywood love stories. Hence, the dialogue reflects this actually quite nicely. However, because its unabashedly sentimental and slightly corny people graon and proclaim "THATS NOT COOOL! SPiDERMan IS SuPOSED To BE AWeSOME!.!".

Raimi succeeded in doing that really great. That's part of the reason that my parents and grandparents loved that movie so much and it made such a truckload of money. It spoke to multiple generations of film lovers in a way that Hollywood usually ignores by focusing solely at pleasing hip, cynical teens/20-somethings who can't appreciate writing that isn't drenched in "cool" irony or, the most dreaded of all, "realistic".

 

[The Joker]

Maybe on paper its bad, but Topher sold the hell out of it on screen, imo.

Can't agree. It was god awful. Grace's delivery was cheesey. You can tell no love or care was put into Venom at all. Raimi's disdain for the character was sooooooo obvious.

The scene Spider-Man when Peter and Mary Jane are in Aunt May's hospital room and MJ asks Peter what's Spider-Man like. That whole scene's cringe-worthy.

Oh god yes. One of the worst Peter/MJ scenes.

During Spidey 3's premiere, midway through the thing I was pretty well deciding I wasn't liking this movie too much...but then came Venom's "I" talk, instead of "we"

Unforgivable.

LOL! But Green Goblin and Doc Ock both said we, something they never say in the comics.