I'll be honest I don't agree with a lot of this, but I understand your points and totally see where you are coming from.
I'm really actually grateful that is how it came across. Replying to these types of questions can be a bit dangerous because there will be people answering from all over the spectrum: Is the Worst MCU movie the one that has the weakest artistic/technical elements or the one you enjoyed the least? Even if you do attempt to answer more critically some people will always dismiss it as being simply an opinion and thus having no "true" worth.
A lot of it goes with this idea people have that "objective = true factual reality, subjective = pure personal opinion", that these concepts exist as total opposites with no possible ambiguity or spectrum, and that therefore anything not easily quantified has no real world value because it's entirely at the mercy of a person's view point. I mean, if that were true... Well, nothing exists independently, everything is filtered through our minds and experiences making all of reality subjective. That's an interesting debate in philosophy, sure, but such a strict adherence to the definitions shows just how useless the terms are in real life unless you accept that even objective isn't without some subjectivity. Which is why, really, art/entertainment is not as entirely as subjective as some people like to posit. Things like English and Film Crit are considered intersubjective; they may not be metaphysically objective but they are also not the product of a single person's unique taste. It's the difference between the actual quality of a painting and how that painting makes you feel. Maybe when you look at a Da Vinci you feel nothing, but just because you don't like the work doesn't mean you can dismiss it as being horribly made. Just because something fails to get a positive reaction from you on an emotional level, doesn't mean you can't recognize the artistic skill level involved.
Likewise, you can say that these aspects are poorly done, this features are a weakness and it does mean more than simply "well I didn't like it". True criticism relies on more than just a person's particular feelings but on an actual study/understanding of the medium. It helps if you put the criticism in context, of course.
For instance, I thought Iron Man 3 was a sharp, witty and wonderful film that did all the things I wanted it to. It stayed Tony focused, it showed him breaking down in response to the Avengers's movie and dealt with some serious subjects (PTSD, racism, capitalist as warmongers) while keeping the general tone from past movies and never breaking Tony's character. I might rank it higher than the first one. Yet I feel I can probably criticizes it better than, oh... 80% of IM3 related posts. Because while movies might be art, this:
Not Gildedmuse said:
"The Mandarin Twist hurt the film because the Killain's motivations can easily come across as petty and personal. The way the film introduces him as someone begging for Tony's attention,then in his next scene has him in talks with Stark Industries, flirting with Tony's love interest, and then two scenes later has the Mandarin targeting Tony's home effectively makes it feel as though Killian's whole plan revolves around Tony rather than it being a matter of Tony actively getting in the way and Killian reacting. As a result the Mandarin figure that Killian created as a distraction comes of as the more creditable threat: he appears as a highly effective, ideological driven terrorist whose interest isn't focused on Tony but rather could potentially attack anywhere at anytime making him more dangerous to a far more people. Because of this when the twist is reveled it effectively trades in an ambitious villain with a wide reach for one with a much narrower focus. If you see Killian's plan as all having been leading up to taking revenge on Tony for abandoning him at a party a number of years ago then what you are left with is a villain who has spent the last decade accumulating wealth and power in order to create a figure so terrifying the president is giving into his demands all so he can destroy the life of one drunk guy who ignored him,and this isn't even presented as something pathetic or funny. The movie tries to maintain the tone that Killian is a creditable and major threat, but unlike his own puppet Killain comes off as a shallow character created only to be the typical villain. Meet hero. Hate hero. Try to defeat hero.
Is simply more objectively stated than this:
Definitely Not Gildedmuse said:
IM3 is the worst. The Killian twist is so lame. God where is the Mandarin we were promised in the trailers! I was so disappointed with the whole thing.
(The movie may have very well disappointed you because of certain expectations you had, but not only is disappointed a very subjective emotional response you're entirely reasoning is that the trailers misled you. That's both personal and fails to address the actual content of the film at all.)
Or this:
The Anti-Muse said:
That movie just pissed me off. Why even use The Mandarin character only to turn him into a joke?
(Believe it or not, simply "not being like the comic books" is actually not considered a valid criticisms but the vast majority of scholars out there. And no it's not because they are too pretentious for comics. Most the academics I know are actually pretty geeky and love their original source material. However you still generally have to show that the original source is better for some reason other than it simply coming first. Especially true when you are changing media which inherently requires certain changes. Plus, instead of adapting a single story you are simply adapting a character who has been in a wide variety of stories and even the original medium has gone through a few evolution. Now there are arguments to be made for the importance of sticking to the source, but a bad adaption is not nessisarily a bad movie.)
Even when you approach something more critically, though, people watch movies for different reasons and with different focuses. I'm more of a reader and a literary critic so, yeah, I go right for the story, characters, tone, theme, and script which are all aspects you find in (or are comparable between) books as well, but I understand that there is so much more that goes into creating the whole movie experience that just because I rank those qualities so highly does not mean it is what everyone else is watching for so it's not the aspects everyone else will be looking at when comparing films. If you're a visual person you're going to consider framing and film techniques and cgi a lot more than I would. If you're the kind of person who doesn't care so much about characters or story of themes but watches movies for those big "moments" and can really argue your point that a certain movie did those the best, well, I mean in reality I would probably try and convince you how fricking important the characters, etc are but I love a good debate. However, sure, on some objective level you could very well show that one movie had those bigger, better moments.
That post ended up so not in the leas bit helpful and went to somewhere I didn't intend. Sorry.