Wolverine: She's good
Magneto: You have no idea
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Wolverine: What a bootay!!!
Magento: You should see her when she morphs into Charles.
Pyro: That's a dorky-looking helmet. What's it for?
Magneto: This "dorky-looking helmet" is the only thing that's gonna protect me from the real bad guys.
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Pyro: Omg my mom got me the same helmet as you for Christmas.
Magneto: I got mine for Hannakuh
Storm: It's about to get very cold in here
Nightcrawler: I'm not going anywhere
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Storm: My nipples are gunna become erect
Nightcrawler: I'm not going anywhere
Bobby: This is Cyclop's car.
Wolverine: Oh yeah?
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Bobby: Don't break it.
Wolverine: Why break his car when I can steal his wife
Magneto: A war is brewing
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Magneto: I have indigestion