X3: What Were They Really Saying!

[masterj]

Rogue: I'm sorry, I had to...
Iceman: This isn't what I wanted.
Rogue: I know. It's what I want.
TRANSLATION
Rogue: I just totally destroyed my charcater development over the entire 3 movies
Iceman: This mean I'm getting laid?
Rogue: Yer but I'm on top

Mutant Theatre Organiser: This cure is voluntary. Nobody's is talking about extermination
TRANSLATION
Mutant Theatre Organisier: Nobody is talking about extermination but i did hear something about anal probing.

Logan: Way to go furball
TRANSLATION
Logan: I'm supposed to be the only cool feral superhero, ya walking merkin

The President: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
TRANSLATION
The President: Damn forgot the wive's anniversary. There's gunna be some serious ownage when I get home.

 

[javon]

Lol!

 

[ntcrawler]

OMG these are awsome!!!

Logan: "Way to go, furball"

Translation: "No fair, he has cooler moves than even me!"

 

[ntcrawler]

You're gonna kill me for this, but I couldn't help myself.

Inspired from Army of Darkness:

Wolverine: "I love you"

Translation: "Yo, she-b****!!! */snikt/* Let's go..."

 

[masterj]

Logan: I'm the only one who can save her
TRANSLATION
Logan: I'm the only one who can save her...from her embarrassing flare ups of thrush with new Canesten duo.

Storm: I love what you've done with you're hair!
Beast: You too
TRANSLAION
Storm: Is that a pubic wig?
Beast: It's a merkin and I call it Trish

Jean: Get out of my head
TRANSLATION
Jean: Get into my pants (the flare ups are gone)

Logan: The whole world's gone to hell, you gunna just sit there?
TRANSLATION
Logan: Got piles?

 

[La_She-Beast]

OMG these are awsome!!!

Logan: "Way to go, furball"

Translation: "No fair, he has cooler moves than even me!"

LOL


Logan: I'm the only one who can save her
TRANSLATION

I'm the only one who can finish this ****ty movie for once


Oh and LMAO with "Crippled Man! Untalented Black Woman! So good to see you Ha ha" Unforgettable

 

[masterj]

Magneto: You used to be so beautiful
TRANSLATION
Magneto: I liked it when you morphed into Blob

 

[javon]

Don't you mean

"Its a shame. She was so beautiful"

 

[masterj]

Same thing

 

[javon]

whatever,lol