X3: What Were They Really Saying!

[Mdizzle]

Logan: Hey, I'm not you're father, I'm you're friend
Translation
Logan: Since I'm not you're father it's ok for me to sleep with you

Genius. That one was great lol.

 

[javon]

This is the Storm i wanted too see!!!

not that whinney excuse we got.

I know! She should have charged the air.

 

[ntcrawler]

Magneto: "Oh Charles, I like her"

Translation: "She makes me want to be straight. Can I be her Big Daddy?"

 

[gambitfire]

^WRONG!!

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

^^ LMFAO.

logan: We can help you we can make it like it was, we can fix it!

Translation

hurry Halle's coming and you know how *****y she is.

logan: I think she killed scott.

storm: that cant be.

Translation

She finaly killed that dike.

*Fnaly now all i have to do is kill the old man and the house is mines*

Charles: I can hear you *****.

 

[ntcrawler]

^^ LMFAO.

logan: We can help you we can make it like it was, we can fix it!

Translation

hurry Halle's coming and you know how *****y she is.

logan: I think she killed scott.

storm: that cant be.

Translation

She finaly killed that dike.

*Fnaly now all i have to do is kill the old man and the house is mines*

Charled: I can hear you *****.

Thank you! Good ones! You have the right idea as far as logan and Storm:

Logan: I think she killed Scott.

Storm: That can't be

Translation:

Logan: I Hope she killed Scott

Storm: That means I'm next on the will!

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

Magneto: In chess the pawns go first.

Translation: If anything happens,they die first.

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Jean: you sound like him.

Magneto: He wanted to control you.

Translation

Jean: fork

Magneto: He wanted to control you, i want to control you...and not die.

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*Jean starring at the army before her in magneto's hide out*

Translation: I wonder how i got this outfit.

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Storm: Look whos back.

Logan: i know were magnetos going.

Translation.

Storm: **** hes back.

Logan: Hurry, almost time for my big bang.

 

[javon]

LMAO on that "I wanna control..and not die"! HILARIOUS!

^^ LMFAO.

logan: We can help you we can make it like it was, we can fix it!

Translation

hurry Halle's coming and you know how *****y she is.

logan: I think she killed scott.

storm: that cant be.

Translation

She finaly killed that dike.

*Fnaly now all i have to do is kill the old man and the house is mines*

Charles: I can hear you *****.

LMFAO! Now those were some good ones!

 

[javon]

Warren Worrthington (I think thats his name): Its what we all want.

Angel: No dad, it's what you want.

translation

Warren Worthington:Its what we all want

Angel: No dad, its what you want. And mom, and Carlos, and Michelle, and Bianca, and Susan, and the National Security, and Uncle Wogigoo, and Aunt Shelby, and Father Morris....so stop thinking about yourself.

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

Lmfao^

 

[javon]

thnx. I'm not all that good with jokes online because people don't get it.lol

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

Lol, i have alot of jokes. I go to www.funnyhumor.com

 

[javon]

lol! thanks

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

Jean: You dont think he's in your head to.

translation

Jean: You know hes in your head, i know about the wet dreams youve been having.

 

[Cyclops]

Scot: Not everyone can heal like you Logan

Translation:
Scot : Silly i hate you,You never care the others,I wanna burn you but i have to go now jean is calling for me,next time i kick your aass,

English. Grammar is your friend.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

What do you care.

translation: Look, I don't like you and you don't like me. So do everyone else a favor and quit fantazing about sticking your prick inside my girl (cause its never gonna happen, freak) and go f*** yourself.

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

lol

 

[Electrix]

*Xavier in mid air and on the verge of death*

Xavier: Dont let it control you

Translation

Xavier: Now look what you've done...you've broke a window. You've just said you have no home yet you come back here? If this is your only safe place why the bad place are you destroying it?.....Jean if you think slowing down time is going to make things better you are wrong. You need to rewind instead of slowing it down. Wheres the remote? How the bad place am I supposed to find the time remote if your making everything a mess? Jean just sit down and we can talk about this...keep me up here though...I've been sat in that bloody chair 25 years and I rather like the wind on my delicate areas.

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

She didnt stop time. Proffesor x did. Kinda like what he did in x2.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

LOL!! good one...oh yeah. I remember, PhOeNiX.

 

[ntcrawler]

She didnt stop time. Proffesor x did. Kinda like what he did in x2.

So why didn't he freeze time except for himself and Logan and then:

"Logan, would you be so kind to claw your way over there to Jean and smack her on the side of the head for me? Thank you."

 

[javon]

What are ya'll talking about? Nobody stopped time, the movie did it by itself.

*Xavier in mid air and on the verge of death*

Xavier: Dont let it control you

Translation

Xavier: Now look what you've done...you've broke a window. You've just said you have no home yet you come back here? If this is your only safe place why the bad place are you destroying it?.....Jean if you think slowing down time is going to make things better you are wrong. You need to rewind instead of slowing it down. Wheres the remote? How the bad place am I supposed to find the time remote if your making everything a mess? Jean just sit down and we can talk about this...keep me up here though...I've been sat in that bloody chair 25 years and I rather like the wind on my delicate areas.

LMFAO!

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

So why didn't he freeze time except for himself and Logan and then:

"Logan, would you be so kind to claw your way over there to Jean and smack her on the side of the head for me? Thank you."

Because jean is stronger then him. She was moving in slow motion lol. She would have broken out of it sooner or later.

 

[phoenix_force]

i guess
"Jean Let me in!"
doesn't need any translation lol

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

hahaha...^^

Jean: Get out of my head.
translation: Get out of my pants.