X3: What Were They Really Saying!

[Jennifer Walters]

Warren Sr: We talked about this Warren, it's for the better. It's what we both want. What we all want.

Angel: No, it's what you want dad.

Translation:

Warren: We talked about this son, now strip naked for daddy and lather yourself in peanut butter and jelly for Kavita. It's what we all want...

Angel: THAT'S INCEST *****!

 

[bruja_escarlata]

I won´t be able to eat peanut butter again....how I hate to have such a graphic imagination.....

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

EWWW thats the worst one!

Scott: Jean?

Jean: Scott?

Translation:

OMG! Your alive!
OMG! WTF!?!

 

[ntcrawler]

EWWW thats the worst one!

Scott: Jean?

Jean: Scott?

Translation:

OMG! Your alive!
OMG! WTF!?!

You know, if Scott is found alive later and Jean survives her battle againstt the Phoenix, I can just see an interesting reunion between them later at the mansion. Jean' all messed up and depressed in her room, there's a knock on the door, it opens and she sees who it is.

"Jean?"

"Scott?... Scott! But... how?"

"dunno" [Scott grins]

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

then they jump into each other's arms and make out. then they go at it like cykenix's...

 

[javon]

lol!

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Nice ending....

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

then she starts ripping off his clothes...but as you see here...she didn't get very far

 

[javon]

lol

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

ahem...

 

[gambitfire]

Wow they look hot in that picture together.

the manip isn't that bad either

 

[javon]

I just can't over how James looks different right there...

 

[LastSunrise1981]

Here's my shot at it:

Logan- Hey Scott we were looking all over for you.

Translation: I wasn't.

Scott- What do you care?

Translation: What do you care jackass? You were always their favorite.

Logan- Well for starters I had to cover your ass.

Translation: You think I give a rats ass about you? This is MY movie!

Scott- I didn't ask you to.

Translation: **** off.

Logan- Maybe its time for us to move on.

Translation: Just die already so I can become the leader and be the one to save Jean you newbie.

Scott- Not everybody heals as fast as you Logan.

Translation: Whenever the dark is near, I will return from the grave to haunt you, you god forsaken ****e.

 

[ntcrawler]

Scott- Not everybody heals as fast as you Logan.

Translation: Whenever the dark is near, I will return from the grave to haunt you, you god forsaken ****e.

BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh he'll be back! he's already been back a few times if you look at some of the fanfics and rewrites. And man is he going to be ticked off when he sees just how much Wolverine messed things up later

 

[Crazy Boricua]

Jean: Look at you, Logan. He tamed you!

Translation: Look at you, Logan. He castrated you!

 

[PhoenixRisen]

ahem...

That reminds me of Inferno when all their costumes were shredded!!!

 

[javon]

*Storm looks at a unseen object in the sky*

Storm: Logan

Logan: Oh don't get your panties in a bunch

*Storm grabs Logan and fly's them both to saftey*

Logan: Thats was my last cigar

TRANSLATION

Storm looks at an unseen object in the sky

Storm: Logan

Logan: Oh don't get your panties in a bunch

-*Storm thinking to herself "Oh hell motha ******no*-

*Storm gets them both to saftey*

Logan: That was my last cigar

*Storm slaps Logan*

I just saved your ass and your worried about some slobbed on cigar?! Do that **** again and your metal laced ass is fried B***h!....Rogue stop staring at them because your never gonna get what ya want now movie your lazy ass before that sentinel stomps yo ass....Kitty, stop being a damn ****. Good you saved Bobby now carry your ass on before I come over their and raise hell BIOTCH....Colosuss we won't know if your in a F*****g ditch or if your shy ass don't talk. What do you think ya got those lips for, other?!

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Professor: Some day I had hoped you would take my place

Translation

Professor: Cyclops is gonna die, and I'm gonna die. SO YOU JUST TAKE MY D*mn place you stealer of screen time!


oooooooook..... i stink

 

[javon]

Storm didn't take anyone's screen time.??????

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

She acctualy did. Thats why her and Fmake got into a cat fight. the screen time she requested came off famkes screen time. Thats why they got in the cat fight. I can imagine them fighting lol.

 

[javon]

They never went into a catfight. Who the heck told you that lie?

 

[masterj]

Here are some of mine
Logan: We work as a team
Translation
Logan: Go play with mittens or get cured while I hog the movie

Storm: I love what you've done with you're hair
Beast: You too
Translation
Storm: Omg you have lice and worms and you probably lick yourself clean
Beast: You too

Logan: Hey, I'm not you're father, I'm you're friend
Translation
Logan: Since I'm not you're father it's ok for me to sleep with you

 

[javon]

Here are some of mine
Logan: We work as a team
Translation
Logan: Go play with mittens or get cured while I hog the movie

Storm: I love what you've done with you're hair
Beast: You too
Translation
Storm: Omg you have lice and worms and you probably lick yourself clean
Beast: You too

Logan: Hey, I'm not you're father, I'm you're friend
Translation
Logan: Since I'm not you're father it's ok for me to sleep with you

LMAO! That last one was a keeper!

 

[Leon_0]

Angel's father: "Its what we all want."

Translation:"C'mon freak, your winged days are over"

Angel: "No it's what you want"

translation: "Screw you man, I'm keepin 'em you bastard. Now watch me fly as my role gets smaller!"

Lmao

 

[gambitfire]

I just saved your ass and your worried about some slobbed on cigar?! Do that **** again and your metal laced ass is fried B***h!....Rogue stop staring at them because your never gonna get what ya want now movie your lazy ass before that sentinel stomps yo ass....Kitty, stop being a damn ****. Good you saved Bobby now carry your ass on before I come over their and raise hell BIOTCH....Colosuss we won't know if your in a F*****g ditch or if your shy ass don't talk. What do you think ya got those lips for, other?!

This is the Storm i wanted too see!!!

not that whinney excuse we got.