You Cast Gi Joe

Discussion in 'Misc. Comics Films' started by Still A ThorFan, Nov 22, 2007.

  1. Still A ThorFan Registered

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    Might have been done already but I'm not going to look through all of the pages for it so.......

    Robert Knepper is Cobra Commander
    Vin Diesel as Destro
    Angelina Jolie is the Barrones
    Steve Austin is Gung Ho
    Wahlberg as Flint

    you guys can do the rest.
     
  2. 3dman27 super-hero wannabe

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    scarlet hilary swank
    lady jaye jenifer garner
     
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    Ben Browder as Duke
    Ray Park as Snake Eyes
    John Cho as Tunnel Rat
    Michael Clark Duncan as Roadblock
    Rupert Everett as Tomax/Xamot
    Sgt. Slaughter as himself, of course
     
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    I think Micheal Clark is too old. Remember this movie would require a lot of stunts and running, Slaughter is old and fat. Sorry for being negative.
     
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    Oh, a younger Demi Moore would have been good for Lady J, she even sounds like her. JG wouldn't look good with short hair.
     
  6. BobJM Uncle Charlie

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    The Joes...

    GENERAL HAWK: Tom Skerritt
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    DUKE: Mark Wahlberg
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    SCARLETT: Kate Mara
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    Tunnel Rat: Paul Francis
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    HEAVY DUTY: Michael Clarke Duncan
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    HI TECH: Jonathan Rhys Meyers
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    Cast someone cheap for Snake Eyes. No need to waste money on an actor who's face won't be seen or voice heard.
     
  7. BobJM Uncle Charlie

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    Cobra:

    COBRA COMMANDER: Hugo Weaving
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    BARONESS: Lena Headey
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    I dunno about the rest...
     
  8. Philly Phanboy LIVIN' LA VIDA PHANBOY

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    Jason Statham and Sam Worthington are two rumoured guys that I can see making the cast. Ray Park for Snake Eyes because he's not going to be saying anything. Sienna Miller is wrong for Baroness...maybe Covergirl if they include that character.

    So here's how my casting would end up looking...

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  9. Umbrax Guest

    Roadblock stands there holding a 134 lbs machinge gun, or he stands there and cooks the joes some lunch Michael Clarke Duncan is good for this role.
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    Here is what Ive always thought for the cast
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    I never understand this fascination of having Michael Clarke Duncan as Roadblock. Firstly, I don't see any physical resemblance between the two aside from their being big, bald and black. Even in the third picture you added, it shows that MCD isn't quite buff enough for the role; he's just big. Terry Crews on the other hand bares a greater resemblance for Roadblock (or incidentally, Heavy Duty as the latter has been used more recently and thus the younger generation will be more familiar with him).
     
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    MCD would make a good Roadblock because I never really pictured Roadblock to really be that cut. The guy's a gourmet chef, for God's sakes, and MCD looks like he's had a few good meals in his lifetime.
     
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    Ryan Reynolds
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    Snake Eyes
     
  13. Still A ThorFan Registered

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    Man this is fun. But come on! Vin Diesel as Destro!!
     
  14. Philly Phanboy LIVIN' LA VIDA PHANBOY

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    I think the guy they are looking at for Destro is Matthew Marsden. He's a decent enough actor playing supporting roles but when I saw him in Anacondas he came across as kinda corny.

    While I could see Vin as Destro, my first choice would still be Purefoy.
     
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    DUKE


    Hawk
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    Aaron Eckhart

    Lady Jaye
    [​IMG]michelle trachtenberg
     
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    As much as I'd love her being Jaye I simply can't see this happening. Age, suitability and whatnot.

    But I'll admit it: I'm an absolute Trachie :D
     

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