New G.I. Joe Details

[cosmicherosa]

http://www.filmofilia.com/2008/04/24/new-gi-joe-details/

We recently got to see lots of promotional photos for the upcoming “G.I. Joe” film and today we have a few bits of information directly from the script. The basic premise revolves around a team led by Duke (Channing Tatum) whose mission is to fight for freedom against arch nemesis Cobra Commander and his Cobra Force. Here are several things that you can expect in the movie:

• Accelerator suits: Suits that allow the GI Joe squad to run faster, jump super-high, smash through walls, and shrug off bullets

• Nano-bomb: A bomb that Cobra Commander wants to launch. When activated, a swarm of nanites are released that eat all of the buildings and machinery, without harming any of the people.

• Neo-Vipers: Super-soldiers enhanced by nanotech, so they can’t feel pain or remorse. A mad scientist, known only as the Doctor, creates these soldiers for Destro, who’s horribly disfigured after a fight with Duke. Destro wears a mask made out of nanotechnology, which allows the Doctor, aka Commander, to control his mind.

• Invisibility Armor: Scarlett (Rachel Nichols) wears an invisibility armor, wearing it on missions and for fun. Ripcord (Marlon Wayans) has the hots for Scarlett, who says she’ll date him if he can shoot her on an obstacle course. He fails to do so.

• Backstory: A backstory involves a romance between Duke (Tatum) and the evil Baroness (Sienna Miller).

Why why must they have love story backgrounds for every character??? When did they ever bring up love stories accross enemy lines, and inter-racial dating? I'm not being racist or silly, I just wanna know why the hell they have to throw the love garbage in? >< ><

 

[Kokoryu1]

http://www.filmofilia.com/2008/04/24/new-gi-joe-details/




Why why must they have love story backgrounds for every character??? When did they ever bring up love stories accross enemy lines, and inter-racial dating? I'm not being racist or silly, I just wanna know why the hell they have to throw the love garbage in? >< ><

This is awesome! It truly underscores how horrible this is going to be!

 

[Rick Roll'd]

http://www.filmofilia.com/2008/04/24/new-gi-joe-details/




Why why must they have love story backgrounds for every character??? When did they ever bring up love stories accross enemy lines, and inter-racial dating? I'm not being racist or silly, I just wanna know why the hell they have to throw the love garbage in? >< ><

Uh huh...you mine not ranting cause when you have to say not being racist it kinda is

 

[cosmicherosa]

Nah, I'm just saying that the whole love thing in these movies is just tacked on for NO good reason.


Perfect Example: X-Men 2. Wolverine and Cyclops............CRYING LIKE BABY GIRLS....hugging eachother. Horrible crying also. Please.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

Accelerator suits: Suits that allow the GI Joe squad to run faster, jump super-high, smash through walls, and shrug off bullets

 

[Jamie Madrox]

I don't know about the 'Accelerator suits' or the 'Invisibilty armor' ideas. That seems a little ridiculous to me.

The love crap is to be expected, but I do like the Neo Vipers and Nano bomb stuff, that should be exciting to see.

I really don't know why they can't just make a movie where G.I.Joe battles Cobra. Why is that so hard? Leave the love triangle, the comic relief and all that junk out of it, and stick to the basics.

 

[Hotwire]

I don't know about the 'Accelerator suits' or the 'Invisibilty armor' ideas. That seems a little ridiculous to me.

The love crap is to be expected, but I do like the Neo Vipers and Nano bomb stuff, that should be exciting to see.

I really don't know why they can't just make a movie where G.I.Joe battles Cobra. Why is that so hard? Leave the love triangle, the comic relief and all that junk out of it, and stick to the basics.

And Zartan blending into his environment doesn't? I don't like the idea either, just saying. But, it is better than Tiger Force.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

So is Cobra Commander Doctor Mindbender in this movie?

 

[DOG LIPS]

I sense lots and lots of flying wire-fu.

 

[Rick Roll'd]

Nah, I'm just saying that the whole love thing in these movies is just tacked on for NO good reason.


Perfect Example: X-Men 2. Wolverine and Cyclops............CRYING LIKE BABY GIRLS....hugging eachother. Horrible crying also. Please.

Hey now right there man i whole heartedly agree not every character has to **** each other for a good story.

 

[DarthRekal]

I don't know about the 'Accelerator suits' or the 'Invisibilty armor' ideas. That seems a little ridiculous to me.

The love crap is to be expected, but I do like the Neo Vipers and Nano bomb stuff, that should be exciting to see.

I really don't know why they can't just make a movie where G.I.Joe battles Cobra. Why is that so hard? Leave the love triangle, the comic relief and all that junk out of it, and stick to the basics.

zakly how i feel

I sense lots and lots of flying wire-fu.

god i hope not

 

[Kokoryu1]

zakly how i feel

god i hope not

Hey, it could be worse. I mean they could make Storm Shadow look like a walking Versace ad and Snake Eyes have lips on his mask.... Oh wait. They did that.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

I think they want us to hate this movie.

 

[Kokoryu1]

I think they want us to hate this movie.

Whats to think about? They do. We aren't all a part of the Sigma Sux Anime Generation to whom they're aiming this movie.

 

[DarthRekal]

Hey, it could be worse. I mean they could make Storm Shadow look like a walking Versace ad and Snake Eyes have lips on his mask.... Oh wait. They did that.

 

[cosmicherosa]

Hey, it could be worse. I mean they could make Storm Shadow look like a walking Versace ad and Snake Eyes have lips on his mask.... Oh wait. They did that.

Could be more worse if they gave Snake Eyes the upper body of a weightlifting toughman, and the legs of a weightlifting midget plumber.

Technosuits that can't be pierced with bullets and allow superhuman strength. Shame what this will lead to.

And a partially down-syndrome Duke (come on...look at him, watch his acting. He obviously is missing a chromosome, like josh hartnett).

 

[Kokoryu1]

Could be more worse if they gave Snake Eyes the upper body of a weightlifting toughman, and the legs of a weightlifting midget plumber.

Technosuits that can't be pierced with bullets and allow superhuman strength. Shame what this will lead to.

And a partially down-syndrome Duke (come on...look at him, watch his acting. He obviously is missing a chromosome, like josh hartnett).

Think of Snake Eyes like Joe from Family Guy!
Makes sense since there will be a lot of shooting and no one will get shot!
And once again Cobras about to get Served, YO!

<<<<THIS GUY SUCKS!!!!

 

[Neto Magnus]

the accelerator suits is actually what the army is developing now. But it seems too sci-fi-y even for GI Joe.

 

[Kokoryu1]

the accelerator suits is actually what the army is developing now. But it seems too sci-fi-y even for GI Joe.

According to mr.peasant the Army is advising on this movie. And remember this $#!*fest is supposed to take place in 2019.

 

[Neto Magnus]

you know, i dont really care if they change just about everything we love about Joe, I just hope this movie doesn't turn into one big commercial to join the army. Even Transformers was kinda like that.

 

[cosmicherosa]

the accelerator suits is actually what the army is developing now. But it seems too sci-fi-y even for GI Joe.

I understand that, I work with the military. I guess I just wanted this to be a little more real, with people dodging fire and such. The super suit will be used as a cop-out explanation of why they never got hit with bullets. If they use these......where is the treat then? Sure the suit can take knife attacks. Everyone who dies in the movie gonna be blown up? Run over?

I am calling it now.....Marlon Wayans WILL make some slangish crack like: "Daaaaaamn..........It's LIke we don't get hit with ANY BULLETS EVER!" Ugh.

 

[Kokoryu1]

I am calling it now.....Marlon Wayans WILL make some slangish crack like: "Daaaaaamn..........It's LIke we don't get hit with ANY BULLETS EVER!" Ugh.[/quote]

You forgot to add how Marlon Wayans Box office Gold. Ooops Cancer I mean.

 

[mr. peasant]

Maybe the suits aren't explosive proof? Or they're only resistant to certain ammunition? After all, Kevlar and other forms of body armor are often described in lay terms as 'bulletproof vests' even though they're only able to stop up to a certain caliber. Regardless, I do appreciate the use of the suit's 'special attributes' as a means to explain the character shields the main characters are bound to have.

On a side note, given the suits are undoubtedly some kind of new technology, and the nano-bombs being able to eat through buildings, machinery, etc., isn't this a recipe for all sorts of wardrobe malfunctions?

 

[CEREBRAL....]

Quote:
We recently got to see lots of promotional photos for the upcoming &#8220;G.I. Joe&#8221; film and today we have a few bits of information directly from the script. The basic premise revolves around a team led by Duke (Channing Tatum) whose mission is to fight for freedom against arch nemesis Cobra Commander and his Cobra Force. Here are several things that you can expect in the movie:

• Accelerator suits: Suits that allow the GI Joe squad to run faster, jump super-high, smash through walls, and shrug off bullets

• Nano-bomb: A bomb that Cobra Commander wants to launch. When activated, a swarm of nanites are released that eat all of the buildings and machinery, without harming any of the people.

• Neo-Vipers: Super-soldiers enhanced by nanotech, so they can&#8217;t feel pain or remorse. A mad scientist, known only as the Doctor, creates these soldiers for Destro, who&#8217;s horribly disfigured after a fight with Duke. Destro wears a mask made out of nanotechnology, which allows the Doctor, aka Commander, to control his mind.

• Invisibility Armor: Scarlett (Rachel Nichols) wears an invisibility armor, wearing it on missions and for fun. Ripcord (Marlon Wayans) has the hots for Scarlett, who says she&#8217;ll date him if he can shoot her on an obstacle course. He fails to do so.

• Backstory: A backstory involves a romance between Duke (Tatum) and the evil Baroness (Sienna Miller).

Emmm..the &#8220;accelerator suits&#8221; really don&#8217;t bother me&#8230;actually gives a good enough reason to why they will probably being doing all this matrix movement&#8230;

&#8220;nano-bomb&#8221; and the purpose of them doesn&#8217;t bother me, &#8220;neo-vipers&#8221; emm not so much either&#8230;even the fact that cobra commander is a scientist doesn&#8217;t bother me..i mean wasn&#8217;t he that in the cartoon (cobra law) But destro, duke&#8217;s love story and the rest of the script is very unappealing&#8230;.F man&#8230;.first transformers now this&#8230;.

and did they really have to tell us ripcord will be trying to date scarlet. I mean is that a tidbite or really a major part of the movie?

 

[CEREBRAL....]

I am calling it now.....Marlon Wayans WILL make some slangish crack like: "Daaaaaamn..........It's LIke we don't get hit with ANY BULLETS EVER!" Ugh.

You forgot to add how Marlon Wayans Box office Gold. Ooops Cancer I mean.

ha ha u really hate Marlon Wayans huh? Ha ha it's really not that serious.....