The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

[Malone]

You know your obsessed with "The Dark Knight" when you randomly grab family members and shout: "WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!"

 

[Soundwave88]

You know your obessed when.....Your write "Why So Serious" everywhere and you almost lost your job for it.....ya I did it.

 

[StillTheKing]

Haha how did you almost lose your job for writing "why so serious"?

 

[BatmanWristband]

You know you're obsessed when:

-You went to the K&S premiere at 2PM

-You were Second on every line before the movie

-You have more pictures of The Joker on your phone than of you

-You were interviewed by the news while you had Joker Makeup on and spoke in Character

-You got arrested and your mugshot was you with Joker makeup on (Im not spencer BTW lol)

-Your away messages since july 18th have been TDK related.

-The first time you saw your friend in months was when you took him/her to see TDK

(God im obsessed....)

cool man, my friends and i were interviewed, too. KTLA 5 in LA filmed me painting a friend's face in line. we played a trick on another friend: told him he need more white on his forehead, secretly switched to the black paint and wrote "nerd" across his head. then we all posed with him for the camera! we didn't tell him until later. he was a good sport "because he can take it". anyone happen to see us on the news? we never saw the footage.

anyway, here's a few more:

You know you're obsessed with TDK when...

... you ditch your friends at the movies to watch TDK by yourself

... plan on wearing a grey button-up shirt, ugly tie, green vest, purple slacks and joker socks to your friend's wedding

... you try to figure out how to play the TDK theme song on the piano

 

[Beanjuice]

whenyou constantly are trying to improve your joker laugh

 

[Fax]

when you cut your face to shape like a smile and grab a knife go up to people and tell them diffrent stories of how you got the scars.

 

[MAN O STEEL]

You know your obsessed with the Joker when you say your obsessed with doing Joker-Like thing's in an Obsessed with TDK thread :P



Steve

 

[Fax]

okay I got another one when you try to burn half of your face to look like two face.

 

[mrbrownie]

Wow... except the touching myself while seeing TDK thing, I'm fully obsessed with it!!

I can think of another one:
...whenever someone gets hit or injured in the face you yell "[Name]! Jesus! I thought you was dead!!" and answer for them in a raspy voice "Half!"

...you parody Joker phrases in nonsensical ways like "Let's put a tostada on that face! (Holding a half broken tostada to your victims face so it looks like a smile)"

 

[Beanjuice]

When a joker poster is the biggest item in your room

 

[Stealthmanx]

well i bet no one has done this one, you know youre obsessed when you go to the BUILD A BEAR store and try to get the bear with the official dark knight costume to give to your wife because you think its badass . hahaha

 

[theoneandonly]

^i've done it (but with my girlfriend)

 

[Fax]

Wow... except the touching myself while seeing TDK thing, I'm fully obsessed with it!!"

You're not obsessed with it until you do!

 

[TNC9852002]

I've been unconsciously reciting entire scenes by heart to myself.

I've seen the movie uncountable times and I know about 90% of the whole movie's dialogue by heart.

-TNC

 

[Hello Beautiful]

whenyou constantly are trying to improve your joker laugh

Heh, I've been doing this ALL weekend whilst alone inthe house.


.......when your wages hit your account, only for all of it to leave your account on the same day because of all the TDK/Joker merch you've been snapping up.

.........when you wear your exact replica Joker socks ALL the time, even though they are starting to smell, as you don't want to miss a day wearing them for them to be washed. You also love it when you explain what they are and someone calls you a freak.

.....when you ALWAYS make sure you have at least one pic of The JOker on you, be it in your wallet , on your phone or keyring, as you don't want to be in any situation hen you can't whip one out for a look.

 

[Malone]

whenyou constantly are trying to improve your joker laugh

Yes.

 

[tuffenoughtoroc]

well i bet no one has done this one, you know youre obsessed when you go to the BUILD A BEAR store and try to get the bear with the official dark knight costume to give to your wife because you think its badass . hahaha

 

[Da Joker]

You know you're obsessed when you willingly take a beating and enjoy it cause that what the joker does

 

[Mrs.J]

...when you watched TDK 3 times opening day

....When you drive down the highway listening to the TDK soundtrack--hoping that your car will morph into the tumbler

....you buy every TDK shirt you can find--even if they don't fit--you make them fit!

....you love Batman more than your financee lol

 

[Soundwave88]

Haha how did you almost lose your job for writing "why so serious"?

How? I got a black marker and wrote on every surface I could get my hands on...and on my name tag

 

[StillTheKing]

That is awesome! I use to do that a lot at school.

I once wrote it huge on a notebook and my teacher gave it the weirdest look, and just walked away. Pretty amusing to me.

 

[Darkness Falls]

When you record yourself talking & laughing in a Joker voice

guitly t:

 

[CJWilkie]

You know you're obsessed when:

angry parents start calling you about the magic trick you've been showing their kids

 

[AlterEgo]

For Me...

when you:

- Make all your facebook status's joker quotes, ex: is a man of simple taste, I like dynamite, gunpowder, and GASOLINE!, is introducing a little anarchy, is supposed to kill the bus driver
- Photoshop your face into a Joker
- Make a video parody of the Dark knight
- Buy a shirt with the Joker on it and only where it when you see the Dark Knight

 

[BatmanWristband]

oh man, some of your's made me laugh out loud. here are a few of my favorites from this thread so far, from the humorous to the bizarre to the creepiest:

You know you're obsessed with TDK when...

...you sucker punch dogs you pass on the street

...you name you're child Joker or Ledger

...you touch yourself while watching TDK

...you cheer and clap and tell everyone to shut up when a Dark Knight commercial comes on the t.v.

...you kiss a friend's chest goodbye at work, because underneath his work shirt, he is wearing a Joker T-shirt

...you keep a bag from K-Mart because it has TDK Logo on it

...everyday you ask a random person, "Have you seen TDK yet?!"

...you scream, "WHERE IS HARVEY DENT?!!!!?!" in your sleep - can really freak out your spouse the first time...

...you look at someone and say "Half" before taking a drink of anything

...you go to the BUILD A BEAR store and try to get the bear with the official dark knight costume to give to your wife because you think its badass