101 Things i learned with ''The Incredible Hulk''.

[protocida]

Thris threads are allways funny. Complete the list.

1. Hulk Smash.

2. Security Guard Lou Ferrigno is the man.

3. Irradiated soda is ''WOW''.

4. Bruce Banner is not a fighter.

5. Betty Ross needs anger manangement techniques.

6. Abomination wants a real fight.

7. You can talk with you misterious contact from a laptop in Brazil in a secret cryptograted area, but the E-Mail revealing that you're going to his place can be send from a public computar on Shield DATABASE.

8. Hulk hates lightning.

9. Bruce Banner is the only white man on Brazil.

10. Major Sparr was a annoying *****.

 

[bluedragon77]

i dont think this thread will go far..

 

[protocida]

Why not? It's a fun game.

 

[BLAQUE-SPIDERMAN]

11.) Purple stretch pants look good on NO ONE.
12.) Depending on the situation, Pawn Shop's will fork over some cool cheese for your jewelry!
13.) Ain't NO jobs in Brazil.
14.) But there are some fine ass women in Brazil!
15.) No matter who you are, delivering pizza on a steed, or bike is DEFINITELY not a good look.
16.) The military DOES NOT care about civilian casualties!
17.) Tony Stark wears nice suits.
18.) For a guy with one eye, Nick Fury OVERSEES everything!
19.) Samson has JEALOUSY issues.
20.) The Hulk wants to be left ALONE.



Who's got the NEXT 10??

 

[chubby.bunny]

21. Lip Gloss cannot be traced by the government.
22. If you walk away from a traffic stop in New York leaving your vehicle, nobody will notice or care.
23. Dr. Samuel Sterns is more casual then cautious.
24. It is possible to swallow a USB drive if the situation calls for it.
25. General Ross doesn't like the guys Betty dates.
26. The Thunderclap is very effective against fire.

That's all i got.

 

[ant3ros]

23. Samuel Stern is more curious than cautious

27. Good place to hook up with a hot girl is at a bottling factory
28. Hulk likes using weapons
29. Bruce wears large waisted pants for Hulk
30. Bruce is sexually repressed
31. Bruce's blood is red despite having green blood cells
32. Bruce has taken acid before
33. Bruce hallucinates about weapons, maybe because of 32.
34. Stark still sells military weapons
35. Bruce is a skilled electrician

 

[Neto Magnus]

36. Omar from The Wire now resides in Harlem
37. Lou Ferrigno can't find shirts that fit him.
38. Blonsky hates Brazilian dogs.
39. Flowers don't cure ****.
40. 167 people were shot while being in their homes.
41. Bruce likes to go commando.
42. Betty wears granny bras.
43. Dr. Sterns has a really bad headache.
44. Bruce's boss needs a new factory.
45. Bruce Banner can sneak into the country better than any Mexican.

 

[Compi716]

46. If you ever need to pawn something valuable, ALWAYS use some of the money to buy a camera.
47. Betty may like it rough. VERY rough.
48. Bruce Banner hates showers.
49. Bruce Banner will swallow ANYTHING.
50. And then throw it up!

 

[Surge38]

51) Brazillian bullies wouldn't like banner if he's "hungry."
52) Pizza is an acceptable form of currency if you are in virginia.
53) Betty will waste alot of batteries if she keeps forgeting to shut her camera off before putting it away.
54) Blonski can stand up to the HULK, but not a tree.
55) Sterns is a "science magnet"
56) Brazillian chicks like the "silent" guys...enough to have no problem letting them into thier window right after showering.
57) Mr. Blue is a REALLY fast typer.
58) Banner can't get "too excited." Not even a little excited.
59) Leornard Sampson takes great professional pride in his lie dectection skills.
60) Brazillians enjoy watching portugese "Sesame Street", but prefer to keep "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" in english.

 

[Immortalfire]

61. Stan Lee drinks imported soda.

 

[Golgo-13]

62) a heart rate of 200 bpm triggers a Hulk out, yet running at the same rate does not.
63)Stern likes all his subjects to sign a 'consent form'.
64)Hulk likes to revert back to Banner while lying on rocks.
65)Blue jeans cannot be ripped off by Sonic cannons.
66)It takes 17 days for a man to get from Guatemala to Virginia, USA with no money.

 

[Neto Magnus]

67. Cab drivers in New York are fast and furious.
68. Betty won MC Hammer's old parachute pants on ebay.
69. Days without intercourse: 1825
70. Being on top of Betty triggers the Hulk but Betty being on top of Bruce calms the Hulk.
71. Fat women in Brazil have the same size ass as Hulk.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

72. Don't make Bruce hungry. You wouldn't like him when he's hungry.
73. Shooting grenades at the Hulk don't work. Why would using a handgun work either?

 

[SPider-T0rch]

74. The classic way to fool your parents into thinking your home and asleep is still prevalent today, even with a bunch of soldiers on your trail.
75.You can still learn from Sesame Street no matter what age you are.

 

[Supereyes27]

1. Mr. Blue was a fast typer alright. And...in person, he was annoying.
2. The third Hulk-out...was short.
3. Hulk did not have enough screen time.
4. The first Hulk-out wasn't impressive and it didn't make you get exicted like the first time you see Batman in "Batman Begins." You didn't feel that much excitment.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

^^thanks for being a danny downer lol

 

[matthooper]

76. Lots of noise, CGI and action can still be boring

 

[SPider-T0rch]

77. When thinking about what to do to Blonsky when he was taunting him, The Hulk looked to the movie 300 for inspiration

 

[StorminNorman]

78. Stark has nice suits.

 

[LostSon88]

1. Mr. Blue was a fast typer alright. And...in person, he was annoying.
2. The third Hulk-out...was short.
3. Hulk did not have enough screen time.
4. The first Hulk-out wasn't impressive and it didn't make you get exicted like the first time you see Batman in "Batman Begins." You didn't feel that much excitment.

With the exception of maybe #1, that's not anything you learned. Those are just criticisms...

Try reading the thread title before posting.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

Blonsky kills animals......

 

[Compi716]

79. Soldiers should always look before they leap.
80. Falling out of a helicopter isn't always fatal.

 

[Krozee]

81. Martina is a babe.

 

[FrostBite]

82. Banner.... Angry..... Very bad.

 

[Comicfan]

34. Stark still sells military weapons

LOL