101 Things i learned with ''The Incredible Hulk''.

[Clark Kent]

83. If you rip off Ross's really fake looking mask, you find William Hurt underneath.

 

[BLAQUE-SPIDERMAN]

84.) Super-Soldier serum does a 40 year-old GOOD!
85.) Spar was an annoying b!@#$, and had to be silenced!
86.) Swelling cerebellums don't hurt, and can cause increased happiness.
87.) Wasting fire-power on gamma irradiated creatures that are impervious never becomes clear to military personnel. (Guess they didn't get the MEMO...)
88.) A dog is truly man's best friend, and a great snake camera detector.
89.) Hulk hates the rain!
90.) And he's afraid of thunder too.
91.) Banner wears his caps waaaay to tight on his head.
92.) The Abomination found out the hard way that WASN'T all the Hulk had.
93.) Sitting on the corners of poor neighborhoods, damn near naked- can be PROFITABLE.



Only 8 more. Next!!

 

[The Loafer]

94. The Hulk must flauss as he's got impeccable teeth
95. In times of stress, the Hulk's roar can be used as a hair dryer
96. The Hulk can throw a rock VERY far
97. Betty could get a part time job as a "Hulk Whisperer"
98. According to her Dad, Betty has weird taste in men
99. The Abomination may get bloated if he drinks too much
100. Hulk answers questions not meant for him
101. Bruce recovers really fast from being tranq'ed

Well need a few extras to make up for a couple of "soso" in the lists .

 

[Victarion]

Maybe some of these to fill in?:

A.) Government kills puppies
B.) All Government agents have a strong pimp hand

 

[gdw]

Maybe some of these to fill in?:

A.) Government kills puppies
B.) All Government agents have a strong pimp hand

Government TRANQUILIZES puppies. Lots of them.

 

[Milu]

86.) Swelling cerebellums don't hurt, and can cause increased happiness.

Personal fave .

 

[matthooper]

How about just one more.

102. Bribing people with pizza works well.

 

[X Knight]

how about the 1 thing I learned from TIH:

1. Hulk Rules......Nuff said!!

 

[Dangerous]

11.asualties!
17.) Tony Stark wears nice suits.

Come on, you learned that from Iron Man.

And Hulk looks good in purple stretch pance.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

1. Taking a cab is no better than taking the subway

 

[Mister Sinister]

1. Life's more fun when you have a running countdown of when the last time you got angry appears every fifteen minutes.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

1. You don't need purple stretchy pants or any stretchy pants in general, Bruce. Your jeans are made of some weird combination of titanium alloy and denim put together or something.

 

[BLAQUE-SPIDERMAN]

103.) New York IS the most aggressive city in the world!
104.) Beautiful waterfall settings are calming to the Hulk.
105.) The Hulk gets tired of proving he's the strongest one there is.
106.) General Ross can throw back whiskey shots with no problem!
107.) Being that the Super Solider serum is one of the most important scientific breakthroughs in Marvel history, General Ross felt it was best to keep it in a cryogenic keg with a regular Master lock on it.
108.) Whenever disaster hits New York, the military still don't know how to SAFELY get civilians to evacuate the area.

 

[BLAQUE-SPIDERMAN]

Come on, you learned that from Iron Man.

And Hulk looks good in purple stretch pance.

No, i actually learned that from ol' Thunderbolt.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

83. If you rip off Ross's really fake looking mask, you find William Hurt underneath.

lololololololololololololololol

 

[Anubis Raptor]

Bruce cannot have sex as long as he has Hulk inside of him..........Bummer

 

[Midnight Black]

The finest women are in Brazil and if Bruce hasn't had any sex in 5 years, his horny a$$ would Hulk out every 15 seconds when a fine booty Brazilian came along.

( )( )

 

[Midnight Black]

108.) Whenever disaster hits New York, the military still don't know how to SAFELY get civilians to evacuate the area.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[*George Bush doesn't care about Green People*]

 

[CombatRock319]

1) the military funds british/russian military mercs even when they consistently display blatant insubordinance
2) for the first time in a while "Animals were harmed in the making of this film"
3) the NYPD is still thinks pistols are effective against freak mutants
4) if you need money, sell your neckless, not your digital camera.
5) stan lee is dead
5.5) dont drink brazilian soda
6) its very easy to hitch hike in South America
7) look up! theres a roof to this cave!
7.5) the hulk can survive nuclear holocaust, but still gets boo boos on his head
8) whenever youre prepping for a big show down, goto college campuses, because they will spontaneously empty themselves of EVERYONE except for two *****es with a camera phone
9) New Yorkers will never get a break
10) when opening a movie just do a bunch of cutscenes to a random soundtrack: everyone will automatically understand on the mythos of hulk's origin

 

[CombatRock319]

+1) "reload" is military talk for "hit me"

 

[Compi716]

109. Scientist women like men who don't tuck their shirts in.

 

[TNC9852002]

110. Blonsky wants what Banner's got. He wants that. He needs that.

-TNC

 

[FrostBite]

111. In fact, according to Sterns he's god like.

 

[venomscurse2]

Blonsky kills animals......

he didnt kill them
he tranquilized them

 

[ArtTeacher]

7.5) the hulk can survive nuclear holocaust, but still gets boo boos on his head

LOL!

112) Lou Ferrigno apparently doesn't age.

113) Batman fans can be a tad catty.

114) Louis Leterrier has more Easter eggs than the Easter Bunny.

115) Being an Academy Award winning director doesn't make you qualified to make a good Hulk movie, just as being "The Transporter dude" doesn't make you unqualified to make a great Hulk movie.

116) Having protruding bones from your body may actually backfire on you.

117) The next time I drink a Mountain Dew, I'm checking it for blood.

118) If your new girlfriend used to date a dude that grows to the point that he rips his pants, you ain't got a chance.

119) I learned what "The Absorbing Dad" was supposed to do with a ball & chain.

120) Dogs make better companions than gamma-irradiated "villains".