15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Lightning Strykez!

[Lightning Strykez!]

LS!, great poster or greatest poster?

(Hint: The answer is greatest)

You are, by far, the greatest poster. Totally GOAT.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From chaseterHoly fack he showed up:

On a scale of 1-264, how excited are you about the Wolverine movie?

Meh. 113. 20th Century Fox IS doing the film after all. How times do we have to be burned before we realize they are Satan?

Why did you let that punk Kel become mod again before you?
Ya know, actually I am very happy for she was able to return to the ranks; she was very effective as a mod IMO. I came in to the Hype with Kel and Hunter; we had a special bond back in the day. So it does my heart good to see them serving the Hype populace.

However: Be forewarned that I have amazing powahs of influence on this site even without the red-distinction.

Did you know the Beast from Beauty and the Beast was really a black stereotype?
Get the f*** out!? Really?

Are you a Beast?
Depends on the activity. Gym? Bedroom? The boardroom? Please specify.

What is the grosses thing you have put in your mouth?
Something that belonged to someone else. But I didn't think it was that gross actually.

Did you know AndThePickles use to be AndTheCucumbers?
I didn't know that. But thanks for sharing this revelation.

There ya go. Please see above. Thanks.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From SapphirePrima
What is your favorite Dustin Hoffman movie and why? If you don't have a favorite, then why?

Meet the Fockers. Hilarious **** there.

What is your favorite Angelina Jolie movie and why, if you don't have one then why?
Angelina Jolie gives me dirty thoughts--especially with those lips and that ass. But honestly? I can't think of one good movie she was in that I enjoyed. Does that make her un-memorable?

What was your worst roommate experience and why?
I can't discuss that. Sorry. This is a PG-13 site.


What is the most important thing you have accomplished so far?
Getting out of debt. Oh what a f**king feeling!

What is your favorite type of accent and why?
Spanish. As far as why...well I like it when I'm called 'Papi'. It makes my toes curl up for real.

How old were you when you first learned how to ride a bike and how do feel about the experience?

I was probably around 5 maybe. I guess it taught me balance so it qualifies as a positive experience.

Thank you SP. See above.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Dear LS,

How long do you think you have before you get banned? Which red do you think will have the pleasure of the killing stroke? Did Kel take Modhood again just to orchestrate your banning?

-DL

Banning me is like trying to kill Obi Wan Kenobi after he died and went to Jedi heaven. I am a hologram now beeyotch. A flickering, old-ass Mod hologram.

Only Mirko himself can destroy me completely and you ain't no damn Mirko so...

 

[Ahura Mazda]

What is your favorite quote from the Godfather?

Who is richer, a man with a billion dollars or a man with one million freinds?

Who would you rather be?

Do you think Fox will ever get it right?

Do you think there is a chance for the FF4 to be rebooted into something good?

Do you think we will ever see Galactus in a movie?

Have you ever gambled?

 

[knowsbleed]

I won't even dignify that with a response. Next.

You know I just be playing.

 

[Erzengel]

Do you miss the soul-glo thread? Because I do.
Yes, I really do. It was a closed as a sacrifical lamb peace offering to all things Erz and Scream. Lot of good that did.

Good times.

Are you dating someone right now?

If yes, how long have you been dating them?

How did you meet?

If not, when was the last time you went on a date?

Last time you had a significant other or one preceding this one?

Why did you break up?

 

[chamber-music]

Have You ever travelled abroad and if so where were your favourite places?

Who are some of your favourite bands/artists?

What wouldn't you do for a million dollars?

Who or what has had a big influence on you?

Ever seen that Christian puppet tv show where a black puppet that looks like its been save from a fire at a childrens home tells kids not to do crack?

 

[Avangarde]

Interesting questions; thank you.

Interesting answers; thank you.

 

[chaseter]

What are the perks you miss while being a mod?

Do you take Percoset?

Does coffee perk you up? What other drinks do?

Are you a morning person? If so, I hate you.

Do you own any pets? No body parts that you have named.

Since all the olbies are being banned...how would you go out to be banned?

 

[Badger]

LS, why did you skip my second set of questions in the OP?

 

[Kelly]

Do you remember where we first met?

 

[Showtime]

1) Mod or Poster? Why?

2) Your favorite moment as a member of The Hype. Your Least Favorite.

3) If Superman existed and he could save one person you know in any manner, who would that be?

4) The better glowing eyes, Showtime or LS?

5) Mcdonalds, Burger King, or Wendys? Why and what would you order?

6) You could become somebody on The Hype for a day, who and why?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

What is your favorite quote from the Godfather?

Believe it or not but...I've never even seen The Godfather. Nor the sequels to it.

Who is richer, a man with a billion dollars or a man with one million freinds?
The man with a billion dollars. He can buy friends.

Who would you rather be?
The man with a million friends obviously. However, I wouldn't turn down a billion dollars though.

Do you think Fox will ever get it right?
Hell no. At least not as long as Thom S. Rothman is still in control (guess what the "S." stands for?).

Do you think there is a chance for the FF4 to be rebooted into something good?
Absolutely. Stan Lee's original concept for a superhero family was and is brilliant. We just need a collection of brilliant minds to produce, develop and direct it. Sadly, those minds cannot be found at 20th Century Fox studios. They need to give up the franchise to someone who cares.

Do you think we will ever see Galactus in a movie?
If we do, it will probably be the Ultimate version. You know everything has to be grounded in "reality". *bobs index fingers*

Have you ever gambled?
I have...but not with money.

Thanks. See above.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

You know I just be playing.

I know.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Good times.

Are you dating someone right now?
Yes.

If yes, how long have you been dating them?
About 2 years now.

How did you meet?
Actually we met at a business meeting. He was my lawyer at the time. LOL

If not, when was the last time you went on a date?
N/A I am living a date.

Last time you had a significant other or one preceding this one?
Hate to say it but...I was on the rebound from a woman I was once madly in love with (and married to). A sordid mess my life has been at times.

Why did you break up?
There were a lot of issues...but I think we just grew apart. I'm sure she'd say it was me.

Thank you Erz. There ya go.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

What are the perks you miss while being a mod?
Hanging out in the Mod room with all the other Hype Deities. We had a lot of fun back there at times. The pantheon was a lot smaller then...have no idea what it's like in there now.

Do you take Percoset?
Not that I know of.

Does coffee perk you up? What other drinks do?
Yeah it does, but I'm not much of a coffee drinker. Energy drinks kick it in better for me. Also, Coke has an affect on me.

Are you a morning person? If so, I hate you.
No, definitely not. Do not touch, speak or look at me until after 10 am.

Do you own any pets? No body parts that you have named.
No, we travel too much to take care of any kind of animal right now.

Since all the olbies are being banned...how would you go out to be banned?
Wait: who all got banned????? I have no immediate plans but...if I were to do it, I'd totally flash my ass for all ya'll fools on my way out the door.

See above. Thanks for the inquiries.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

LS, why did you skip my second set of questions in the OP?

Because I needed more time to think about them. Fret not, they will be answered.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Do you remember where we first met?

I thought we had agreed we'd never speak of that in public???

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Showtime, I just got in from the gym...funky as hell right now and cannot stand myself at the moment. Lemme hit the shower and get a bite to eat. I'll come back to answer your questions. Thanks.

 

[Matt]

You are, by far, the greatest poster. Totally GOAT.

Follow up question, what does GOAT mean?

 

[Matt]

1) Mod or Poster? Why?

2) Your favorite moment as a member of The Hype. Your Least Favorite.

3) If Superman existed and he could save one person you know in any manner, who would that be?

4) The better glowing eyes, Showtime or LS?

5) Mcdonalds, Burger King, or Wendys? Why and what would you order?

6) You could become somebody on The Hype for a day, who and why?

Where is the White Castle option in number 5? White Castle is orgasmic.

 

[chaseter]

Showtime, I just got in from the gym...funky as hell right now and cannot stand myself at the moment. Lemme hit the shower and get a bite to eat. I'll come back to answer your questions. Thanks.

How long was that shower?

 

[Matt]

How long was that shower?

You're gonna feel pretty bad if he fell and broke his leg

 

[chaseter]

You're gonna feel pretty bad if he fell and broke his leg

You will feel even worse if your suggestion was what happened? It is LS...for all I know he banged 20 *****es.