15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Spider-Fan

[enterthemadness]

Not good for the Cleveland Indians fan

...Whoops. Reds are in NL, so it works out.

 

[The Squirrel]

Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Would you ban ETM, if it meant meeting the girl of your dreams or even a girl to sleep with you once and be gone before you woke up?

You better believe I would!!! Probably for both cases

Would you ban ETM for your favorite bowl of cereal?

No, but I would for a Klondike bar!

Would you ban Erz to get free MLB tickets for life..NL games only. No AL, playoffs or interleague. Not even World Series.

I'm an Indians fan...so NO!!!

Would you ban both them for some sugar cookies?

Only if they have smiley faces

 

[Erzengel]

Wtf? Sugar cookies? They best be double chocolate chunk or some ****.

Edit: totally forgot where I was posting.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Can Spider-Fan come out to play?

I'm ready to play! I just have to be home by bedtime

Who do you love?

Someone who won't hurt me. Won't hurt me...no more!

Isn't that up to her?

I think so...unless you're Big Ben

What about my generous proposal..Are you in or are you out?

It's you who is out IF...OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!

I'll still get you drinks and food though

Where were the other drugs going?

Your face!

You don't really think you'll win, do you?

Considering I bribed the refs...I do!

Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

Then, how do you explain sad clowns

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I did. He tried to kiss me. It was weird

Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

On two conditions: A - Must be a woman, B - Must be super hot!

 

[Spider-Fan]

Wtf? Sugar cookies? They best be double chocolate chunk or some ****.

Edit: totally forgot where I was posting.

Not just any sugar cookies...SMILEY COOKIES!!! I can't turn those down, I'd be a fool!