2007 NFL Thread

[Darren Daring]

I like them. Because I enjoy watching Excellence.

 

[BlackLantern]

I like them. Because I enjoy watching Excellence.

so what would happen if Bob Sanders was on the Patriots? (I know it is heresy to speak of such things).....

 

[Ass Assassin]

Screw the undefeated talk. I just want them to win one more game than the Colts at the end of the season. Nobody's coming into Foxboro in January and leaving with a victory.

 

[Darren Daring]

so what would happen if Bob Sanders was on the Patriots? (I know it is heresy to speak of such things).....

I'm not quite sure what you're getting at.

 

[FaT_tONle]

Sure, the Patriots could lose to Miami or any team, "any given Sunday" but losing to Baltimore, NYG, Philly or Washington is very very unlikely. The NFC East is far from a tough division.

Its the 2nd best in football.

 

[Advanced Dark]

Its the 2nd best in football.

3rd best Behind the XFL

 

[Mister J]

What the hell is Kornheiser talking about? When did goofy comedy routines take the place of pre-game analysis?

 

[FaT_tONle]

Okay.... ^^^ (To Advanced Dark)... nah I'd actually put it number one... when I look at divisions... college football conferences... its a no brainer to me... its balance and depth that I look for... and to me... Houston is garbage.... Jacksonville always collapses late... and Tennesee may easily miss the playoffs in the AFC. NFC East will probably have three teams in the playoffs again this year... NFC East is the best division in football and has been the most consistent for the last four years or so.

 

[BlackLantern]

MNF is a shadow of its former self...I grew up with Al Michaels, Frank Gifford, and Dan Dierdorf....Franks evil shrew of a wife made him quit after he cheated with that MILF, and Dan left to go to CBS....leaving Al alone.....with Boomer...and that sucked hard. MNF is a 3 man show and those are the wrong 3 men in the booth. The crew that used to do the Sunday Night Games on ESPN was fantastic.....I love Mike Patrick (edit)...and hes doing the college games on ESPN saturday nights

 

[Mister J]

The Rock

 

[BlackLantern]

The Rock

Dwayne....I know not of this "Rock" you speak of....I know an actor named Dwayne....

 

[FaT_tONle]

MNF is a shadow of its former self...I grew up with Al Michaels, Frank Gifford, and Dan Dierdorf....Franks evil shrew of a wife made him quit after he cheated with that MILF, and Dan left to go to CBS....leaving Al alone.....with Boomer...and that sucked hard. MNF is a 3 man show and those are the wrong 3 men in the booth. The crew that used to do the Sunday Night Games on ESPN was fantastic.....I love Nick Murphy...and hes doing the college games on ESPN saturday nights

ESPN has sh:tty guys in the booth because they simply have no one else... Tericho is not that good... he should stick to the NBA and college football... Tony K has to go... that was a terrible fit... worse than Rusch freaking Limbaugh. I like Jaws but the color doesn't suit him. You can't move Salisbury... you can't move Stink. You can't move Mortenson and you DEFINITELY can't move Golic. ESPN really has their hands cuffed here. Its so bad that we'll probably see Woody Paige in there at some point. Also... I never got why everyone hated Maguire and Patrick... Theismann was weak... but the other two were pretty solid.

 

[BlackLantern]

I loved Maguire and Patrick.....Patrick probably has one of the greatest voices in commentating right now....

 

[Fran]

Good God, Morten Anderson looks like my boss. And he's like 55.

 

[Mister J]

Patrick and Maguire were golden, especially Patrick. I couldn't stand Theismann. Throw those two in there with Jaws or whatever, but something needs to be done in that booth.

 

[Fran]

Let's sign up for next year's commentary team, J.

 

[Mister J]

That could work. They've got a tape delay broadcast, so my cursing wouldn't be a problem.

 

[Fran]

 

[BlackLantern]

Can I be the token colored announcer and use catchphrases like "That play was almost as good as my mammy's fried chicken" and such???

 

[Ben Urich]

 

[Fran]

I keep thinking Doc Ock has a mullet.

 

[Mister J]

Can I be the token colored announcer and use catchphrases like "That play was almost as good as my mammy's fried chicken" and such???

Only if you actually bring the chicken in. Announcing is hungry work.

Tony seems more out of place than usual. It's like Tirico is talking to himself.

 

[Fran]

OSlayer on Xbox Live = which defensive player again?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Tiki_Barber_To_Tampa?

 

[BlackLantern]

Only if you actually bring the chicken in. Announcing is hungry work.

Tony seems more out of place than usual. It's like Tirico is talking to himself.

I can sacrifice a live chicken on air.....or just bring the chicken in a pan