2007 NFL Thread

[BlackLantern]

HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR SCHEDULE??? NOTHING BUT CUPCAKES!! They haven't played a single 5-1 team. They've played teams with pirate mascots and bull mascots. PIRATES!

It's ridiculous! Of course they're 5-0! CUPCAKES!

Wins are still wins, like I said earlier this isnt college...strength of schedule is a NON FACTOR......its not like beating in Houston is a half win because they suck...its still a WIN.....

 

[Cmill216]

Picked off by who?

That's right kids.....THE GODDAMN BOB SANDERS!!!!!!

 

[BlackLantern]

Bob Sanders has once again made the football his property.....

 

[Immortalfire]

I saw that pass that Bob Sanders intercepted...oh yeah babe!!

 

[bored]

And half the participants of this thread are vindicated for another week.

 

[Cmill216]

A 4th Down stop by who?

That's right, kids. THE GODDAMN BOB SANDERS!!!

 

[bored]

*le sigh* I'll call Stephen Colbert and tell him we've found his running-mate.

 

[BlackLantern]

Colbert / Sanders 08.....wow

 

[SurfDUI]

COLTS
Skins
Lions

win

I'd like to thank the rest of the little brothers who tried to hang in the 2007 NFL AFC South Division race.
Good luck next year

 

[Cmill216]

Bob's terrific game tonight on Monday Night is coming at just the right time. This will help the sales for his big album release next week:

 

[NewYorkSpider]

[Tony Kornheiser] Bob Sanders is greater than Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer [Tony Kornheiser]

 

[Ben Urich]

Bob Sanders has a Batman nightlight

 

[Excel]

Colts: 34
Jaguars: 24

 

[Cmill216]

 

[rdh007]

Sources indicate that Tom Brady has now become unable to control his bladder due to the Patriots upcoming meeting with Bob Sanders and the Colts......Brady could not be reached for comment.

Too true. The hoodie tried to tape Sanders, but Bob used his mind to control the camera and the only thing available on the tape was this picture:

 

[FaT_tONle]

Wow... game went final already eh?

 

[BlackLantern]

Too true. The hoodie tried to tape Sanders, but Bob used his mind to control the camera and the only thing available on the tape was this picture:

that is a gaze that makes men fear and women swoon....

 

[BlackLantern]

big sack/safety by freeney....

 

[Matt]

So the Colts are winning and probably will win. Time to turn on Memphis Slim logic.

[Memphis Slim/Celldog]The Colts aren't really as good as their record shows! They have had a cake walk schedule and even though they beat a nearly undefeated team, that just shows how weak the division really is[/Memphis Slim/Celldog]

 

[rdh007]

Colts vs. Leonidas and the Spartans?

 

[Cmill216]

that is a gaze that makes men fear and women swoon....

The tracklisting is even more impressive:

TRACKS FROM THE BOB ALBUM:
1.) "Introduction to Seduction" - 1:22
2.) "This Is How I Do" feat. T-Pain - 3:34
3.) "Best Football Player Alive" - 4:55
4.) "I'm Better Than The Beatles" feat. Paul McCartney - 5:46
5.) "Make It Rain....Inside A Dome" feat. Lil Wayne - 2:59
6.) "21 Problems" - 5:07
7.) "I'll Kill Your Puppies" - 2:00
8.) "Children Are Our Future" feat. Britney Spears - 4:05
9.) "The S***" feat. Tupac - 4:22
10.) "Revolution 21" - 9:35
11.) "Skit #1" - :55
12.) "Bob Sanders That Ho" - 3:50
13.) "Skit #2" - 2:04
14.) "George Bush Doesn't Like Great People" - 3:07
15.) "Best Football Player Alive (Remix)" feat. Dallas Clark - 4:10

 

[Memphis Slim]

 

[Matt]

Is a picture of that size really necessary?

Anyhow Celldog, why is it the Jags are not just an overrated team in a weak divison like the Cowboys and why is it the Pats haven't had a weak schedule like the Patriots?

 

[Memphis Slim]

Too true. The hoodie tried to tape Sanders, but Bob used his mind to control the camera and the only thing available on the tape was this picture:

I'LL BUY TWO OF THESE!! t:

YOU TAKE VISA??????

 

[Memphis Slim]

Pro Bowl before the Super Bowl?

THAT'S JUST STUPID!

No way would I want my best players goofin' around and getting hurt in a Pro Bowl, before the biggest game of their lives!