2008 NCAA Football Thread

[The Game]

These announcers are really really bad

 

[Dr. Evil]

Congrats to Florida....the Fake National Champions.

 

[The Game]

Ref ownage, yes

 

[Panophobia]

National Champions.

 

[Immortalfire]

Oklahoma is now offically more overrated than Ohio State.

 

[Dr. Evil]

And to think, Sam Bradford is considering leaving for the NFL.

 

[The Game]

stone cold, stone cold

 

[Dr. Evil]

stone cold, stone cold

He'll probably talk about the game on an upcoming blog.

 

[BlackLantern]

the Tebow love is a bit much, but considering this guy stands a good chance of walking away from millions in the NFL to go be a missionary in some forsake ****hole country...I can deal with it....this might be the last we hear of him

 

[Dr. Evil]

the Tebow love is a bit much, but considering this guy stands a good chance of walking away from millions in the NFL to go be a missionary in some forsake ****hole country...I can deal with it....this might be the last we hear of him

He's not going to be a QB in the NFL, so him being a missionary is probably a good thing.

 

[Mister J]

stone cold, stone cold

He'll probably talk about the game on an upcoming blog.

What the hell?! What the hell is that?! Good God Almighty, that's Tim Tebow's music!

 

[BMM]

Gross. Florida's victory only confirms Tebow's corny speech.

 

[BlackLantern]

so Oklahoma lost to both Texas and Florida?? sucks for them

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Donuts will comfort her

 

[Marx]

Donuts will comfort her

That's not right, Trainwreck.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

That's not right, Trainwreck.

Scones then???

 

[Lantern Venom]

Donuts will comfort her

Sheesh, I feel really bad for her. First, your team loses the big one then you find out that you are all over the 'net crying your eyes out.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Announcer: "Hey, J.R., what is your reaction to Hulk Hogan possibly being at Wrestlemania this year?"

 

[Addendum]

Bear claws, Little Debbie, and Hostess, washed down with some red pop

 

[Trainwreck2100]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3820715

AP rankings are out
1. Florida
2. Utah
3. USC
4. Texas
5. Oklahoma
6. Alabama
7. TCU
8. Penn State
9. Ohio State
10. Oregon
11. Boise State
12. Texas Tech
13. Georgia
14. Mississippi
15. Virginia Tech
16. Oklahoma State
17. Cincinnati
18. Oregon State
19. Missouri
20. Iowa
21. Florida State
22. Georgia Tech
23. West Virginia
24. Michigan State
25. BYU

 

[Trainwreck2100]

How does OSU move up after a loss?

 

[Immortalfire]

Because they're THE Ohio State

 

[Ironfan72]

Yaaaaa!! Ohio State is not the most over-rated, I guess as a Buckeye fan thats good, lol.

 

[Ironfan72]

Because they're THE Ohio State

Get it right, THE Ohio State University.

 

[Immortalfire]

A few of the "Headlines you may or may not see this college season"..that either happened, or came close to happening.

1. With third win of season, Charlie Weis becomes the 3,027th fastest coach to reach 25 career victories.

10. With season opening wins over Western Carolina and UT-Chattanooga, Bobby Bowden declares team "ready for anything" and "quite capable of the forward pass."

13. Texas quarterback Colt McCoy copes with deepening mediocrity.

15. Joe Paterno considers coaching full time from press box; players secretly worry he may get too involved

18. Irish quarterback Jimmy Clausen says winning the Heisman wouldn't be surprising given that he is Jimmy Clausen, after all.

22. Scalpers declare September 20 game featuring Northeastern at Syracuse "the worst thing to happen to scalping since Little Big Horn."

23. After three years of success, Arkansas again prepares for life without talent.

27. New Irish defensive coordinator Jon Tenuta on Notre Dame's poor defensive performances this season: "I just don't get it; we look so good in practice."

34. Florida State quarterback Drew Weatherford on why he's struggling: "I'm Drew Weatherford, idiot."

41. Affable Buckeye fans oblivious to irony.

47. Terrelle Pryor calls audible; Six delay of game penalties later, ball is finally snapped.

52. ESPN declares 10-3 USC "National Champions of the World!"

55. Tim Tebow on having a quality tailback: "You mean other players can carry the ball? Does Coach know that?"

59. Bobby Petrino tells players he is here for the long haul; agent spits milk through nose.

60. 120,000 Alabama fans show up for Nick Saban autograph signing; marvel at cursive.

61. Paul Johnson on why he waited to take the Georgia Tech job: "I wanted to make sure Reggie Ball was completely gone."

73. At 41, Mike Gundy still a man.

77. Steve Spurrier on his quarterback situation: "Aw, hell, I don't know."

78. Darryl Clark named starting quarterback at Penn State; Clark demands recount.

80. ESPN report: Pac 10 dominance by USC proof of conference toughness.

81. Louisville AD says playing on Saturday "new" and "different".

82. ESPN's College Gameday goes to three hours to accommodate new hour-long Tim Tebow "kissy kissy" segment.

86. Ron Zook on his team's inconsistency: "That's the one thing we're really good at."

88. Big East asks to be taken seriously; America musses Big East's hair, says "Get out of here, you little scamp."

89. With win over Auburn, Nick Saban declares self above the law.

92. As favorite in ACC, Clemson patiently awaits inevitable collapse.

97. Michigan loses home opener to Utah; Rodriguez blames unusually flat crown.

73, 77, 89, 92, 97 definitely happened. 82 is most likely going to happen.