Hah! Exactly.
Kane should have played it like those "mock" interviews they do between wrestlers for upcoming matches. Better yet, if the producers were *really* on their toes, they would have shot something during the episode's production with Welling there - ad-libbing in character. How funny would THAT have been? What a loss. All that great cheese, down the drain. LOLOL!!
Guess they're just too darn serious. Even Kane was beyond laid back in that interview, though I give him props for knowing and naming the superdude his character had to fight. *cough*