GOODNIGHT DEMOCRACY
By Robert Reich
1. First, destroy labor unions, so people have no way to bargain for higher wages and less capacity for political organization.
2. Crack down on college students, so they won’t oppose you (hint: burden them with so much student debt and make it so hard for them to find good jobs that they won’t dare rock the boat).
3. Undermine public education, so people are less able to think critically for themselves.
4. Cut deals with rich business executives and billionaires that if they back you you’ll reduce their taxes, slash government spending on the poor, and eliminate regulations that impinge on their profits.
5. Make most people economically anxious, frustrated, angry, and insecure.
6. Convince them their problems stem from “them” — foreigners, immigrants, racial or ethnic or religious minorities, intellectuals.
7. Make them cynical about democracy.
8. Convince them all they need is a strongman who will fix everything.
9. Fill the airwaves with big lies.
10. Get elected, and then take over.
BONUS ROUND
By
Thaddeus Howze
11. Stock the government with incompetents, lobbyists, cronies and the children of your least knowledgeable politicians.
12. Demand loyalty oaths from your party members while increasing partisanship. Gridlock government until nothing important can get done.
13. Hire white nationalists into your government. It divides the country, polarizes your conservative base, and signals your commitment to the acceptable violence by Neo-Confederates, fascists Nazi-sympathizers and other incel-related, gun-toting *******s.
14. Secretly shorten the confirmation period for the lifetime appointments of 200+ judges across the nation. Since the Conservatives can't sell their ideas to the public, they needed a new way to control the national direction independent of national voting.
15. Create tax incentives for the richest corporations in the nation. Incentives so valuable the top organizations will pay nothing. Then turn around and complain about rising deficits, and demand we cut benefits from Medical, Social Security and other such "entitlement programs."