Advice and Relationships Again: A Hypester's Tale

[Optimus_Prime_]

I just noticed this post. And you have the gall to act moral? You should be ashamed of yourself. You don't get a pass for trying to use humor.

Your face is gall.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

What matters to many people is apparently someone never failing them. Which is just...silly.

Speaking of promises...what about the "for better or worse" part of the promise?

People who say "I've NEVER cheated" sadly are the ones naive enough to make the mistake.

 

[moviedoors]

People who say "I've NEVER cheated" sadly are the ones naive enough to make the mistake.

Have you cheated? Yes or ****ing no?

 

[moviedoors]

Your face is gall.

More obfuscating "humor." I am not amused.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

More obfuscating "humor." I am not amused.

Don't worry. I'm doing all the laughing for you.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Have you cheated? Yes or ****ing no?

No. I have not. Not in a committed relationship. I've certainly had more than one f*** buddy. Non committed people I would f*** at different times. Or be dating multiple girls I was sexually active with.

 

[moviedoors]

I'm going to bed. I'm going to go lie down next to the woman I love, the woman I would never betray, the woman I would never call a "*****". The woman I would never blame for my own transgressions. The woman I would never dream of making ****** excuses to because I was too stupid to take responsibility for my actions.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I'm going to bed. I'm going to go lie down next to the woman I love, the woman I would never betray, the woman I would never call a "*****". The woman I would never blame for my own transgressions. The woman I would never dream of making ****** excuses to because I was too stupid to take responsibility for my actions.

You sound really excited about what you're about to do.

Your post just now, this is exactly what I text all my womenz before I go out with them. It totally gets them all moist. Totally.

 

[Schlosser85]

Let's dial it back a notch from the personal jabs.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Here's a scary thought for you: I've f***ed a few girls with boyfriends, and there may have been others. I'd be surprised if they found out because they're contacts on my phone (granted I have 500 or so contacts).

 

[Schlosser85]

Here's a scary thought for you: I've f***ed a few girls with boyfriends, and there may have been others. I'd be surprised if they found out because they're contacts on my phone (granted I have 500 or so contacts).

To me, that's a different situation, if you're not the one cheating on someone.

I was sleeping with my ex from April to October 2009 while he was engaged to a girl. Mainly because I thought that was a farce in the first place.

I'm not proud of it, but....I don't really have any emotions about it besides feeling like I was stupid to let him lead me on so long.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

To me, that's a different situation, if you're not the one cheating on someone.

I was sleeping with my ex from April to October 2009 while he was engaged to a girl. Mainly because I thought that was a farce in the first place.

I'm not proud of it, but....I don't really have any emotions about it besides feeling like I was stupid to let him lead me on so long.

The implication of my encounters is that there are a lot of cheaters who are quite decent at keeping their mouths shut.

 

[AndrewGilkison]

I wouldn't **** anyone who I knew already had a boyfriend/husband, because I don't want to get caught up in the drama of an affair. I have no desire to be a home wrecker, and I wouldn't feel good if my girlfriend cheated on me so why I would I want to do that to another guy? I realize not every situation is the same, though.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I wouldn't **** anyone who I knew already had a boyfriend/husband, because I don't want to get caught up in the drama of an affair. I have no desire to be a home wrecker, and I wouldn't feel good if my girlfriend cheated on me so why I would I want to do that to another guy? I realize not every situation is the same, though.

I find hot chicks especially like to f*** guys they find attractive. A lot of the models I know get like this. Could be an ego thing, I think it's common to most, but maybe it is exclusive to "attractive" women. There's [thankfully] never been any drama, but I can sort of tell when it's about to happen. They kind of hover me like a buzzard. Best way I can describe it.

 

[Darthphere]

I know what you look like, you ain't **** brah. Relax.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I know what you look like, you ain't **** brah. Relax.

Lol.

I was actually talking about the girls there. Models f*** around a lot.

 

[Anubis]

Pretty people don't have to be moral.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Pretty people don't have to be moral.

I'm told I look 'trustworthy' many times. Then I started abusing that. It's really fun.

 

[Darthphere]

If those are the chicks you're scoring, it's working.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Well the last couple pages of this thread have just been... something lol.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Pretty people don't have to be moral.

No they do not.

 

[Dreadstar]

Hey Optimus_Prime, you said you dont let women rip you a new one when they break off a 3 month relationship, you just tell them to eff off. I did that in the past. I did something different this time and it worked. Now I will pay much more attention to her, but I will still let out my DARKSIDe at appropriate times, women love that, just not all the time! A woman does not want to be with a wimp that will bend at her every suggestion. And if I am going to change, she has to change also, its a relationship, its give and take. If only one partner is doing all the heavy lifting, then its over.

SO, from this week I have learned that, ultimately, I have to be comfortable in my own skin and be comfortable being alone if it comes to that. Otherwise, I will go from bad relationship to bad relationship.

This is what I have found to be true for most (not all) women:

Regardless of what they say, they WILL NOT tell you whats on their mind, they expect their man to read their minds. I know friends current girlfriends and friends wives that are exactly this way.

Woman sometimes mean the oposite of what they say,
"I dont want to meet your friends!" ——>> LOL

"Its OK, you dont have to meet my friends this weekend, what do you want to do?" —>> LOL

And one vibe my friends have picked up from this woman is that she might be uptight and cold, just like her co-workers said. A cold hearted *****, which leaves me to think she might not be a long term girl. She has to IMPROVE her communication skills. SHE CANT let things get to her and biuld and biuld, then snap. Every relationship she gets into will crumble if she is that way. After all, she left her first husband of 8-9 years because he LOST HIS EYE SIGHT due to his diabetes. BIG RED FLAG!!!!! WHATEVER happened to "for better or worse?"

ANd the whole AC thing was BS! All she had to do was reach over and turn the AC on, if she cant do that, then part of the blame is hers. DONT SIT there and stew, take DIRECT ACTION BABY!

 

[Coca Cola Duracell Franklin.]

Optimus Prime is hardcore internet-tough-guying it right now. I am so envious of, and impressed by him.

 

[Lily Adler]

These last few pages of this thread is just wow. It's very interesting.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

It's been really entertaining actually... in a weird kind of way.