Advice and Relationships Again: A Hypester's Tale

[Anita18]

Once Dreadstar's back I'll make an educated guess about his relationship with his dad....

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I'm guessing he was a very distant to non existent father figure.

 

[steintym]

Abusive father that was never around or was out of the picture completely at a very young age ...


Hmmm, poll question? t:

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

This is 32 flavors of wrong and counting.

 

[Anita18]

Fine, I was gonna guess military-type man (very strict and traditional) who was ashamed that his son was a girly boy who dressed in women's clothing. And that's why Dreadstar has this mindset that he's gonna be A MAN by dicking girls and trying to impress other men (seeking Father's approval!), but he hates women because his mom made him a girly boy that his father disapproved of.

Next? t:

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I'm going to go with 'Never knew who his Dad was because his Mom was a crazy party girl in her youth who liked a 'good dicking'' from too many guys at the same time, which is why he has trouble seeing relationships with women beyond the sex he can get out of them.'

 

[Anita18]

All of these would make for a great Hollywood romantic drama.

Now what's left to do is for our protagonist to meet a woman and have her change him!

Unfortunately unlikely in real life.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

All of these would make for a great Hollywood romantic drama.

Now what's left to do is for our protagonist to meet a woman and have her change him!

Unfortunately unlikely in real life.

Maybe he's not the protagonist. Maybe he's the villain. Maybe our protagonist is the guy that fling girl/comic chick meets, who sweeps her off her feet and takes her far away from the evil Dreadstar.

 

[Dark Raven]

I'm going to go with father who was a host of The Price is Right and mother who was a hooker, but in fact, his father wasn't really that TV host but just someone his mother spotted on TV and made something up on the spot. He spent his whole life trying to have sex with 200 women because a classmate boasted that he had sex with 100 women when he was just 12 and he always swore he would beat that record.

Nah... that's too good for him.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

I'm going to go with father who was a host of The Price is Right and mother who was a hooker, but in fact, his father wasn't really that TV host but just someone his mother spotted on TV and made something up on the spot. He spent his whole life trying to have sex with 200 women because a classmate boasted that he had sex with 100 women when he was just 12 and he always swore he would beat that record.

Nah... that's too good for him.

Even Barney Stinson eventually gets married...

 

[Speedball]

I'm going to go with father who was a host of The Price is Right and mother who was a hooker, but in fact, his father wasn't really that TV host but just someone his mother spotted on TV and made something up on the spot. He spent his whole life trying to have sex with 200 women because a classmate boasted that he had sex with 100 women when he was just 12 and he always swore he would beat that record.

Nah... that's too good for him.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Lol don't degrade Barney by comparing him to Dreadstar.

On a related note, I'm coming to realize that I'm totally Ted

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Lol don't degrade Barney by comparing him to Dreadstar.

On a related note, I'm coming to realize that I'm totally Ted

Nothing wrong with being Ted. At least you know in the end he finds the love of his life and has a family.

 

[Speedball]

I'm Lily... Totally Lily...

 

[Dark Raven]

Lol don't degrade Barney by comparing him to Dreadstar.

On a related note, I'm coming to realize that I'm totally Ted

That's why I said that it's too good for him.

Even Barney is more decent, and has done some real acts of kindness.

I think I'm Ted as well. There's really a lot I can relate to with him.

I think we could all do with a wing man like Barney. He has been a good friend to Ted. How many people in real life would genuinely want to be someone's wing man and help them to meet others?

I think I would probably go for someone like Lily to be honest, more than Robin.

 

[Erzengel]

Nothing wrong with being Ted. At least you know in the end he finds the love of his life and has a family.

Lies to his children about doing pot, tells them about every girl he's every slept with even their Aunt Robin.

 

[Dark Raven]

Lies to his children about doing pot, tells them about every girl he's every slept with even their Aunt Robin.

Yeah, I don't think when people say they're like Ted that they mean all those specific details. It's more the romantic at heart who wants to settle down and get married and often wears their heart on their sleeve. Also, someone who reflects on these different experiences that made him the man he needed to and eventually would become when he did meet his wife.

 

[Anita18]

Maybe he's not the protagonist. Maybe he's the villain. Maybe our protagonist is the guy that fling girl/comic chick meets, who sweeps her off her feet and takes her far away from the evil Dreadstar.

But then how would we know about his tragic backstory?

 

[The Guard]

Yeah, how long has 'Fling Girl' lasted? She came later, no?

Not at all, apparently.

 

[Speedball]

Sorry 'bout all the gifs, just so bored.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

But then how would we know about his tragic backstory?

I like movies where you get to see/hear about the villains backstory!

 

[twylight]

I'm Lily... Totally Lily...

Can I be your Marshall?

 

[Speedball]

Can I be your Marshall?

 

[Dark Raven]

Lily is hot

I wasn't really into her back in her Buffy days, but I find she's blossomed as she's grown older. Not that she looks very old at all. She's 38 but still looks like she's in her 20s. I vastly prefer her Lily character to Willow, whom I found a little unrelatable back then. I really like her as a brunette.

I think I'm attracted to funny, brunette, girl-next-door types.

 

[WillardNation]

Sweet Jesus. This ****in' thread, man.....

Can a mod trace Deadstar's IP address and send the proper authorities after him? Please?

Drunk sex is a minefield I'd rather stay clear of, you never know who or what accusations you could be waking up to the next day. If they can't stand or put a coherent sentence together then best you leave it alone for your own sake.

I refuse to have sex with a drunk woman. The absolute last thing I need is a girl to think the next day, "Oh, ****! People are gonna think I'm a ****e! I better just say he raped me."

Steaks are such a pain. If you're gonna do steaks, just broil them. That's the easiest way.

Chicken is hard to ruin, OTOH....

I find it to be the exact opposite. Chicken is easy for me to ruin. I'm a steak master.

Also, it's open grill or bust.

Lol don't degrade Barney by comparing him to Dreadstar.

On a related note, I'm coming to realize that I'm totally Ted

I'm Lily... Totally Lily...

I think I'm Ted as well. There's really a lot I can relate to with him.

I'd say I'm Barney, Ted, and Robin all rolled into one.