Advice and Relationships Again: A Hypester's Tale

[Figs]

And I dont subconsciously hate her and hate all women. At least I hope not.

 

[Speedball]

I'd say I'm Barney, Ted, and Robin all rolled into one.

I used to be a Barney. But I understood why I was acting that way when I did. Now that I have a bf, we're like an old married couple.

 

[Lasirius]

I think he just hates himself the way we hate his posts.

 

[knowsbleed]

Can you honestly hate his posts? How? They're so... interesting.

 

[Lasirius]

At first they were very entertaining but I think that now he's just being over the top, it's really hard to believe anything of what he's been saying lately. It stopped being fun when he claims to be proud of getting girls drunk so he can get them in bed with him and how he claims he's in his 50s whilst he talks in a very idiotic manner. It was better when he was just crying over a woman he'd been "dating" for a week.

 

[Anubis]

Can you honestly hate his posts? How? They're so... interesting.

I gotta tell you, I don't think I've read a single post he's made all the way through.

Then again, I don't read much of anything that's over four or five sentences. I mean paraphrase for f**k's sake.

 

[WillardNation]

I've never seen any posts that were more obviously fake.

 

[Anubis]

I been sayin' that s**t since the beginning. Nobody seems to understand that the guy's full of s**t.

 

[Lily Adler]

There's laxatives for that.

It's so strange, I come in here about to ask something relationship related only to get distracted by whatever ****storm Dreadstar cooks up.

 

[Anita18]

There's laxatives for that.

It's so strange, I come in here about to ask something relationship related only to get distracted by whatever ****storm Dreadstar cooks up.

I hope he makes you feel better about yourself, at least?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I been sayin' that s**t since the beginning. Nobody seems to understand that the guy's full of s**t.

I've been saying this for a while. I always believe lies have kernels of truth but mostly people can make up crap. He's probably legitimately pathetic and crazy, we can be sure of that

 

[knowsbleed]

Perhaps I'm naive, I just don't understand the reason for posting such outlandish stories if they're not true. Making up relationships is sad and all but he has been entertaining at the very least.

 

[Dark Raven]

Perhaps I'm naive, I just don't understand the reason for posting such outlandish stories if they're not true. Making up relationships is sad and all but he has been entertaining at the very least.

The word troll comes to mind. Maybe he just gets a kick out of everyone giving him so much attention.

 

[knowsbleed]

I guess it could be as simple as that... I'm interested to what the truth actually is. Even if he were making all the relationship stuff up, if his age is true, it makes the situation no less pathetic.

Moving on, who is dissatisfied with the relationship prospects in your area? Perhaps it's just me but I usually find that in certain places relationship opportunities are prosperous while in others... pickin's are slim.

 

[Erzengel]

I felt for Supersoldier who posted a few months ago how it was hard for him to find people in his area. And now he had 3 dates with 3 different women. So I don't necessarily think it's hard if you live in a well populated area. If you're living in a small town of 5,000 or so. Look in the next town over.

 

[knowsbleed]

I think I'm going to ask Jill Scott if she'd be down for an interracial relationship.

 

[Erzengel]

Give her a good Deathstar "dicking".

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh, I will... I'll just need to ensure that she's ridiculously inebriated beforehand... otherwise it won't be satisfying.

 

[steintym]

I've been saying this for a while. I always believe lies have kernels of truth but mostly people can make up crap. He's probably legitimately pathetic and crazy, we can be sure of that

Bingo!

I say he's about fifteen, virgin, living in Mom's basement. The girls in his stories are real, but he hasn't had any physical contact with them whatsoever. He would love to, though, and his stories are about how he thinks he would go about doing that.




... or he really is a nut.

 

[Lord Valumart]

So I went to archery with that girl today. Just got back infact. That was the best day off I've had in ages! So much fun. She had lots of fun, she was all spazzy happy about archery and really wants to go back again.

It was totally a fun day. She's just awesome.

 

[Erzengel]

Chemistry?

 

[Dark Raven]

So I went to archery with that girl today. Just got back infact. That was the best day off I've had in ages! So much fun. She had lots of fun, she was all spazzy happy about archery and really wants to go back again.

It was totally a fun day. She's just awesome.

So you hit the mark and things were definitely on target?

 

[steintym]

So I went to archery with that girl today. Just got back infact. That was the best day off I've had in ages! So much fun. She had lots of fun, she was all spazzy happy about archery and really wants to go back again.

It was totally a fun day. She's just awesome.

Very cool - Glad to hear things went well.

Any future plans with her?

 

[Lord Valumart]

So you hit the mark and things were definitely on target?

That's a bit forced isn't it?

Very cool - Glad to hear things went well.

Any future plans with her?

Yeh, we're gonna see when she's next free and do something then. I mean we have the same day off but she usually has driving lessons.

 

[Erzengel]

Was there a connection?