Annihilation Conquest

Because in Singapore where the population is oh I dunno...70% Chinese and Commercial businesses including Comic shops are owned by Chinese folk my local shop will be closed like....FOREVER!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

Anyway to all you Chinese posters: Gong Xi Fa Cai. Happy year of the Rat.
 
Are you in the future or something? It's not until Wednesday midnight:p.
 
Like I'm going to be here on Wednesday. I'm hoping to catch the next budget flight to Phuket.
 
In the English language, Ph can sometimes have an F sound, so the name of the place you're going sounds like fuk-et or **** it!

I feel like that foreign guy from family guy who laughs at ironic jokes and then explains the joke while he's laughing.
 
I see. Well Thailand has a lot of places with weird names. Bangkok certainly comes to mind.
 
Yeah well its like that. In malay "Bhutto" or "Buto" refers to a not so nice way of talking about your Johnson.
 
Bhutto. Okay, next time you're in Thailand looking for Ladyboys Corpy , you know what to say.
 
Seriously, Thailand's a great country full of tradition and culture. I really don't know how they got this rep as freaky-dicky Sex land from. I've been to Thailand quite a few times. Yes I have been on the Pattaya strip and enjoyed the air of a a few Thai Gentlemen's Clubs but I really don't see how its any different from prostitution elsewhere in the world.

It seriously a great ride up to Thailand on bike. The Malaysian-Singapore Harley Davidson club has a ride up there from Singapore to Phuket. Its very scenic or so I'm told.
 
I've always seen Thailand as one of those places with a really freaky underworld to counter their conservative straight society. But then again, all I know about Thailand is from various martial arts movies, white guys in oppressive foreign prisons for s**t that wouldn't get you 30 days in the u.s. movies, and porn.
 
You mean movies where the white guy always gets the Asian chick? Yeah, seen 'em. And I'm honestly not sue who their kidding. I'm no ***gler but Thai guys aren't exactly ugly, women beating rapists.Good looking mo'fos. Makes me feel outta place.
 
In the English language, Ph can sometimes have an F sound, so the name of the place you're going sounds like fuk-et or **** it!

I feel like that foreign guy from family guy who laughs at ironic jokes and then explains the joke while he's laughing.

But you are that foreign guy who laughs at ironic jokes and then explains the joke while he's laughing. :o
 
Bhutto. Okay, next time you're in Thailand looking for Ladyboys Corpy , you know what to say.
I already have all the ladyboys on speed-dial with a built-in translator. Androgyny doesn't merit learning a second language for me.
 
I just got the latest issue, and it's good as usual. Here's the gist of what happens:

High Evolutionary, Phyla, and Adam all fall down to Hala, and when they gather together HE reveals he just made a deal with the Phalanx, yet he doesn't appear to be assimilated. Bug and Mantis get caught while Peter's getting tortured the whole issue by Ultron. It's also revealed that Ultron's next target is Earth. Yeah, THAT'S a shock. And what Ronan had hiding under Ravenous' nose is an army of 15,000 sentries that are uninfected and has them protected from being infected thanks to Praxagora and Wraith. He plans to annihilate Hala with them.
 
Repost of my review of the latest issue, with spoilers.

Dread said:
ANNIHILATION CONQUEST #4: The issue is titled, "HOPELESS", and it almost doesn't get bleaker than that about the state of the battle this issue. Things continue to go from bad to worse for our heroes, perhaps showing that Ultron's best move was getting rid of Nova so he couldn't tear HIM inside out, too. Because without him, the odds seem the bleakest yet. Of course, that sets up a climax very well, so that is cool. All past comics with silver boobies are forgotten as Ultron is another rogue that Annihilation has dusted off and allowed readers to be reminded of how hardcore he is, or can be. Ultron is using the Phalanx as his latest ore in his war against organic life, which started when Pym built him as an angry looking bucket,
and naturally once he finishes off the rest of Kree space, the Earth is next. Yeah, I would be pissed if I spent about a year as a nekkid woman professing love for humanity and being punched out by Sentry, too. Peter Quill feeds the Phalanx a lie to keep them from assimilating him, but Ultron doesn't buy it and tries to break down his mind with his Encephalo-Ray (say that 3 times fast), and not even the psychic aid of Mantis can help Peter for long, as she and Bug are discovered. Rocket and Groot (who FINALLY manages to say a second line) go off to set up a Plan B. Phyla is sobbing about the murder of Moondragon and the loss of her Quantum Band's power, and literally needs WARLOCK to get her to stop angsting. That's pretty bad. Granted, the ever-evolving Warlock is starting to regrow a pair, especially after landing on Hala and "feeling" all the souls of the dead (but being unable to channel them properly without his Soul Gem. Thanks, Mr. Fantastic! I swear, between this, once accidentally blowing up a star and saving Galactus, he's done more harm to the universe than Jean Grey ever did, and where and the Shi'ar and their combat trials? :p ) Still, Warlock gets in a line I am proud of:
"A joke? Yes, maybe you are! Perhaps you'd like to blame yourself for Moondragon's death while you're at it! What manner of heroes has this new generation bred? Your whining disgraces the PROUD legacy of Mar-Vell! Can't you smell it? It's all around us. Death, misery, destruction. There's a world to save, Phyla. An empire. BILLIONS of souls. But it's all about poor little you, isn't it!?"
That was awesome, and it worked, Phyla got it together, and started looking at Warlock as if she might actually be bi. Hey, lines like that helped Nova rise up, you never know. About time someone besides Peter and Ronan got some cajones. Unfortunately, they walk right into a trap set up by High Evolutionary, who'd made a deal with the Phalanx. Oh, right, and Ra-Venn talks again, and Ronan's big secret cache is 15,000 Sentry robots that via Wraith and Prax are immune to assimilation. Eh, not quite as bad ass as, a suped up hammer or something, but it is practical at least. I still get the feeling that DnA are hardly taken with Wraith and he really is only there for his power (Prax may be too, but she wasn't the star of a mini like Wraith was), which makes him seem more plot conviant than a character unto himself. AC is still a well drawn thrill-ride with defined heroes and one bad-ass villain, and while not quite capturing the "thunder in a bottle" of the Giffen work on the prior event, it still is very thrilling for me, and is among Marvel's better "events". Part of me secretly wishes Ultron actually COULD invade the Earth and basically go, "**** Skrulls, THIS is what a real invasion is!" but that would put him in the hands of others and that wouldn't be as hot. I wonder if any space types will hold Pym responsible for now having constructed a universe threatening being. I could imagine the Kree being irked. Anyway, there isn't a whole lot to say.
Still a great story to read, and I actually started liking Warlock a little this issue, which is a plus. And hey, maybe Rocket Raccoon really will save the day at the end.
 
Ronan has the most anti-climactic back-up plans ever. :down:

I was pleased with how well Prax and Wraith installed anti-spyware programs though :up:
 
Ronan has the most anti-climactic back-up plans ever. :down:

I was pleased with how well Prax and Wraith installed anti-spyware programs though :up:

Yeah, "army of robots that are purple" doesn't scream dramatic as, I dunno, a GOD OF WAR type weapon for himself or something. But sometimes I still think like a teenager. :p
 
I still have no idea how the hell they made those robots phalanx-proof. It was the most science fiction explanation I've ever heard lol.
 

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