Annihilation Conquest

[Anubis]

Wow, apparently I've only had average tequila.

Now I want to go out and get some good tequila just to see what it's like...

Petrone. Get the Petrone.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Where's Cuervo on the tequila hierarchy? I think that's the only label I recognized on tequila that I've drunk.

 

[Anubis]

I've never had a problem with it. But I perfur Petrone.

 

[DBM]

Wow, apparently I've only had average tequila.

Now I want to go out and get some good tequila just to see what it's like...

Look for one labeled Blanco, Añejo, or Reposado. I like Milagro Select Barrel Reserve Reposado, but it's pricey. Depending on where you buy it, it'll cost you $75-100 per bottle. This is sippin' tequila, not shootin' tequila.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I've never sipped tequila. It never even occurred to me that you could. Christ, I gotta start drinking more again.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I forgot about rum! I like rum too.

:heart:

It's my vice. All Caribbean people love it.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Not all.

All right, some rum is good.

 

[JackRembrandt]

I shave with a spiced rum shaving cream.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't grow enough facial hair to bother with shaving cream. Water is my shaving cream.

 

[JackRembrandt]

How old are you?

 

[Anubis]

Old enough for him not growing any hair on his face to be weird.

 

[DBM]

How old are you?

Yes Corp, please tell us.

And what is your social security number and/or pants size?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I didn't say I don't grow any, I just said I don't grow a lot. It's the goddamn Chinese genes on my mom's dad's side. It'll keep my head-hair around until the day I die, but it gives me jack for facial hair.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yes Corp, please tell us.

And what is your social security number and/or pants size?

You'll love this thread:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=288309

 

[JackRembrandt]

I don't trust a man who can't grow facial hair.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Who said I wanted you to trust me?

 

[JackRembrandt]

No one I guess.

 

[DBM]

I didn't say I don't grow any, I just said I don't grow a lot. It's the goddamn Chinese genes on my mom's dad's side. It'll keep my head-hair around until the day I die, but it gives me jack for facial hair.

Be happy. I can shave twice a day and still have stubble. I'm not sure which part of my mutt ancestry gave me the hair, but I could do without it.

I'm just glad that I'm not very tall or I'd looking like frikkin' sasquatch with my shirt off. As it is, I just look like a gorilla. In pants. Sometimes.

 

[JackRembrandt]

That's gross. I'm sorry I brought it up.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Be happy. I can shave twice a day and still have stubble. I'm not sure which part of my mutt ancestry gave me the hair, but I could do without it.

I'm just glad that I'm not very tall or I'd looking like frikkin' sasquatch with my shirt off. As it is, I just look like a gorilla. In pants. Sometimes.

I'd kill for a beard. Body hair, not so much. But a beard would be my paradise.

 

[JackRembrandt]

Beards may look nice, but boy are they itchy sometimes.

 

[DBM]

I'd kill for a beard. Body hair, not so much. But a beard would be my paradise.

You can have mine. I just shaved it off this morning and it's still in the trash can. I'll mail it to you. t:

I grew a full beard back in June while I was on vacation and had kept it since. I decided this morning that I wanted something new so I shaved it down to a goatee.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So now you look like an episode of Star Trek? I had a friend who tried to grow a goatee once. We made fun of him until he shaved it.

 

[JackRembrandt]

People on Star Trek have goatees?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

People from the mirror universe on Star Trek do. It means they're evil. Like DBM.