Bad News

[Captain Planet!]

That is horrible.

He should be killed.

I hope he rots in hell.

Every disturbing sad news thread in a nutshell.

 

[Master Chief]

I saw knowsbleed had the same problem I do in another thread from yesterday I didn't see. :heart:

Oh well, enjoy reading about shennanigans. Occasionally I get a chucle out of the sarcasticalness that stems from them, but really, in my eyes it's still a pointless ritual that will probably never stop because this community has little else to offer.

 

[Shemtov]

yah, i was going to make a thread about this master cheif.

(bolds to make me sound like rorschach)
i mean...... first we get an thread about a kid shooting himself with an uzi.....then a city kid gets shot up on haloween ,......then a five year old gets acid injected into his heart
and a eight-year old murders his daddy .

ha'aretz ma'ale khamas

the land is filled with violence!

 

[Troy_Parker]

welcome to the hype...

 

[Captain Planet!]

yah, i was going to make a thread about this master cheif.

(bolds to make me sound like rorschach)
i mean...... first we get an thread about a kid shooting himself with an uzi.....then a city kid gets shot up on holoween ,......then a five year old gets acid injected into his heart
and a eight-yaer old murders his daddy .

ha'aretz ma'ale khamas

the land is filled with violence!

Rorshach may have had some odd mannerisms, but I don't think he says "holoween" and "yaer".

 

[Shemtov]

Rorshach may have had some odd mannerisms, but I don't think he says "holoween" and "yaer".

fixed.

 

[Immortalfire]

Rorshach may have had some odd mannerisms, but I don't think he says "holoween" and "yaer".

Well, spiderboy has a problem with this little thing called spelling.

 

[Shemtov]

Well, spiderboy has a problem with this little thing called spelling.

*no....

Well, spiderboy has a problem with this little thing called typos.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Grammar Police! Grammar Police!

 

[knowsbleed]

The very idea of an original idea in the Hype Community is a rare/endangered species these days. Every thread is a rehash of a rehash of a previously posted news article of some obscure piece of cave man type humanity that explores the crap that is left on the bathroom floor after an enthusiastic bout of explosive diarrhea.

It's interesting to some people somewhere. Just as walking past a picture of skeletal looking celebrities on the way to paying for your milk and over the counter medication distracts you, urging you to grab the headline that jumps out at you, "READ ABOUT PEOPLE WHO YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT!!"... it will make your life complete... but not really.

Let's read them anyway. Let's burn these words into our minds, at least for a few seconds before our very limited attention spans are drawn to something of higher importance... oooh... "ACID INSIDE PEOPLE'S ORGANS WILL KILL NOT ONLY GROWNUPS BUT DOES A GREAT JOB ON THE KIDDIES AS WELL"... that's utterly more important in the grand scheme of the Hype.

*goes to sleep*