Batman: Arkham Asylum

[Matt Murdock]

I think it's sort of obvious that Teardrop wants you to ignore someone who's bothering you, but won't do the same.

 

[Tron Bonne]

I was making a simple statement, and then making a simple inquiry. Pat wasn't bothering me, for the record, but his last little thing was a little condescending so I responded in turn, which you'll notice, I didn't respond to the last one. Obviously, you were just wanting to get a rise, but that's cool, I tend to go with those

And to reiterate why I said what I did is because it's stupid, guys. The first time, okay, it was kind of funny, but the joke gets old after that. Obviously the guy doesn't get it. Last time we had literally three pages of you guys crapping on the dude, then people brought it up again, and then some others tried to bring it up again. What point exactly are you serving here? I can kind of see the first time, like I said, but the rest of it was just a bunch of you guys saying the same insults to someone who does not understand. Are we going to have to go through this song and dance every time the dude posts? I simply don't see any need of doing that. You guys want to, go ahead I guess, go wild. But I will say that if the guy is just doing it to yank your chain over and over and over, at least he's in the right place

And, seriously, if you guys are that bothered by him why wouldn't you just put him on ignore instead of rehashing the same old crap over and over?

 

[uchiha_itachi]

Hey guys! Look!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler

Its the goddamn batman!!!!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

No, she couldnt. Mario yes, this no.

This is a breeze compared to Super Mario Bros 3.

 

[ProjectPat2280]

And, seriously, if you guys are that bothered by him why wouldn't you just put him on ignore instead of rehashing the same old crap over and over?

Because it is waaayyy more fun to rag on someone than to ignore them. Duh. If you are that bothered by us being bothered then why dont you put us on ignore? Hm?

 

[Matt Murdock]

I was making a simple statement, and then making a simple inquiry. Pat wasn't bothering me, for the record, but his last little thing was a little condescending so I responded in turn, which you'll notice, I didn't respond to the last one. Obviously, you were just wanting to get a rise, but that's cool, I tend to go with those

And to reiterate why I said what I did is because it's stupid, guys. The first time, okay, it was kind of funny, but the joke gets old after that. Obviously the guy doesn't get it. Last time we had literally three pages of you guys crapping on the dude, then people brought it up again, and then some others tried to bring it up again. What point exactly are you serving here? I can kind of see the first time, like I said, but the rest of it was just a bunch of you guys saying the same insults to someone who does not understand. Are we going to have to go through this song and dance every time the dude posts? I simply don't see any need of doing that. You guys want to, go ahead I guess, go wild. But I will say that if the guy is just doing it to yank your chain over and over and over, at least he's in the right place

And, seriously, if you guys are that bothered by him why wouldn't you just put him on ignore instead of rehashing the same old crap over and over?

This is the "Batman: Arkham Asylum" thread. Not the "I need help playing Batman: Arkham Asylum" thread. There have been people who have come into the thread looking for riddle help, or help with a single level, but Nolan's rollin' asked for one help in one part of the game and, then, literally, asked for help on the part right afterwards. It sucks the life out of the thread, much like your "stop being mean" preaching has. Why does it matter to you at all. I haven't ragged on the guy, I haven't called him an idiot, I haven't told him he's ******ed. I've said, "going to a game walkthrough will be faster and easier for you than constantly asking people on the site what to do." Granted, I said it a bit more colorfully than in the past, but that's all I've said.

 

[TheAQU4M4N]

crap i don't know how this happened but when i turned on my 360 today i wanted to desperately finish Poison Ivy's boss fight but i couldn't because it said "corrupt save" so i tried restarting the xbox, then wiping the disk down a towelette thing but no use. Anyone else come into this problem?

 

[Matt Murdock]

crap i don't know how this happened but when i turned on my 360 today i wanted to desperately finish Poison Ivy's boss fight but i couldn't because it said "corrupt save" so i tried restarting the xbox, then wiping the disk down a towelette thing but no use. Anyone else come into this problem?

I have not, sir.

Either way, you'll have to start from the very beginning all over again. You should find out if it is localized just to Batman, or if something corrupted all of your saves.

 

[DemonicFoil]

Finally got my last trophy for this game, man those combat challenges were a pain but once i practiced my ass off they didn't turn out so bad.

 

[ChelseaGrin26]

ATTENTION, NOLAN'S ROLL'N:

There are STRATEGY GUIDES online. They are FREE. They will explain what to do AS WELL or EVEN BETTER than users on the Hype. Plus, there is NO WAIT TIME!

THE INTERNET IS THE BEST EVER!

Here, I'll even post the LINK TO THE ONE THAT I USED WHEN I NEEDED TO FIND A RIDDLE OR TWO:

http://www.gamershell.com/faqs/batmanarkhamasylumfaqwalkthrough/1.01/

Click that!

OR CLICK THIS!!

YOU CAN CLICK THIS ONE, TOO, BUT THEY ALL LEAD TO THE SAME SITE!

Haha thats the online guide I have been using myself. Just beat the game an hour ago.

 

[Tron Bonne]

Because it is waaayyy more fun to rag on someone than to ignore them. Duh. If you are that bothered by us being bothered then why dont you put us on ignore? Hm?

I guess, if you think it's fun doing basically the same thing over and over again. I wasn't planning to put you on the ignore list, but if it's what you want; done.

This is the "Batman: Arkham Asylum" thread. Not the "I need help playing Batman: Arkham Asylum" thread. There have been people who have come into the thread looking for riddle help, or help with a single level, but Nolan's rollin' asked for one help in one part of the game and, then, literally, asked for help on the part right afterwards. It sucks the life out of the thread, much like your "stop being mean" preaching has. Why does it matter to you at all. I haven't ragged on the guy, I haven't called him an idiot, I haven't told him he's ******ed. I've said, "going to a game walkthrough will be faster and easier for you than constantly asking people on the site what to do." Granted, I said it a bit more colorfully than in the past, but that's all I've said.

Spare me the 'stop being mean preaching' crap, I even said I could understand doing it the first time or maybe the first few times, I'm obviously not
doing that. Really, if I'm sucking the life out of the thread with this, it can't be anymore than a 2-3 page tirade of bashing the guy, and then others trying to revive it two separate times later. It's not about being 'mean', it's about being annoying and repetitious, especially when it's obvious that you're just pouring coke down a bottomless well

It 'matters' to me because it gets just about as annoying and old to see and read as nolan posting all the time does; he posts then the same people sniping pretty much the same stuff, last time it just kind of escalated, and that was the main thing I wanted to stop. Since the only ones who's really posted on it are me, and you and Pat getting all snippy about me questioning your behavior, hopefully I succeeded or maybe others were as tired of it as I was, and just didn't post. In which case I didn't need to say anything, but just like you guys see the need to say stuff to him pretty much every time he has posted the last few times for being annoying, and 'killing' the thread, I pretty much felt compelled to also say something since I think you're pretty much doing the same thing. Main difference is this is really the first time I've said anything to you about it, and it will be the last time. Obviously you guys see some appeal to running in circles that I don't, so I guess there's no point in me saying anything else after this

 

[BlackLantern]

Heres what you do.

Press the eject button on your system. If you have a 360 the eject button is to the left of that silver piece that says Xbox 360 on it, if you have a PS3, the eject button is that little triangle looking symbol on the front of the PS3 under the disc drive.

Ok, once you have the game ejected from your system, place the game in the case that you bought the game in. Just line up the hole in the disc with the raised piece of plastic that is inside the case. Just give it a firm press and the disc will pop into place. Now, close the case, to do this, just do the opposite of how you opened it.

Now, once the game is securely back in its case, get in your car or bike or however you get around town and go to your nearest Gamestop. Once you are inside your local Gamestop, go up to the nearest employee and say these words "I would like to trade this game in for store credit please". The employee will then take the game from you, check the disc to make sure its not damaged and then proceed to complete your transaction.

Once that is done, find a game that you are actually capable of playing, Batman: Arkham Asylum is clearly above your gaming level. Hopefully with the store credit you have from Batman: Arkham Asylum you can get a game that suits you. Maybe something with Mario in it might be better.

I endorse this response I suggest Peggle, maybe Geometry Wars, the Genesis Classics Collection

 

[Brainiac 8]

Why would you need a strategy guide for this game. It tells you where you need to go in an obvious manner only matched by the Metroid Prime games. I mean how many "go here" signs do you need the game to give you before you finally go in the direction it wants?

I just beat Ivy, who in my opinion is the best boss fight in the game. Croc wasn't even remotely anything like a boss battle, it was frustrating.

But now the joker wants me to come to his party, so instead of doing what Joker wants I'm running around finishing up Riddler clues/collectibles. Slowly but surely getting all of them.

I'm missing three joker teeth in the Arkham Mansion and no matter where I look I can't seem to find them.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I'm missing three joker teeth in the Arkham Mansion and no matter where I look I can't seem to find them.

Go to the Warden's office. As soon as you walk in, look up to see a piece in the ceiling that you can breakdown. Use the Batclaw and then go up. 2 are at the end of the hallway there, one is between the file cabinets and the wall.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Go to the Warden's office. As soon as you walk in, look up to see a piece in the ceiling that you can breakdown. Use the Batclaw and then go up. 2 are at the end of the hallway there, one is between the file cabinets and the wall.

Thanks Spidey, I'll check that out, as I don't remember going back there to look. Dear lord, these are the teeth that everyone seems to be missing, aren't they?

 

[King K]

Why would you need a strategy guide for this game. It tells you where you need to go in an obvious manner only matched by the Metroid Prime games. I mean how many "go here" signs do you need the game to give you before you finally go in the direction it wants?

I just beat Ivy, who in my opinion is the best boss fight in the game. Croc wasn't even remotely anything like a boss battle, it was frustrating.

But now the joker wants me to come to his party, so instead of doing what Joker wants I'm running around finishing up Riddler clues/collectibles. Slowly but surely getting all of them.

I'm missing three joker teeth in the Arkham Mansion and no matter where I look I can't seem to find them.

Buy the guide??? Joking. But seriously, I bought the guide and it actually helped out quite a bit. Like when I had a brain fart and forgot how to get back into the Intensive Treatment building. Or when I couldn't find character bios and some of the ? mark alignment riddle challanges.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

so the guy who didnt want us spending 3 pages ragging on the guy who's constantly asking for help, just spent 3 pages on why we shouldnt be ragging on the guy who's always asking for help?

 

[Brainiac 8]

Buy the guide??? Joking. But seriously, I bought the guide and it actually helped out quite a bit. Like when I had a brain fart and forgot how to get back into the Intensive Treatment building. Or when I couldn't find character bios and some of the ? mark alignment riddle challanges.

So far the riddles have all been pretty decent, none of them too hard. As long as I search the general area of the riddles I do fine. The hardest ones are usually when you have to align the painted question mark. But even those are doable after a bit.

As far as navigation, I haven't had any trouble. The map is really easy to read, and getting around has been a breeze.

so the guy who didnt want us spending 3 pages ragging on the guy who's constantly asking for help, just spent 3 pages on why we shouldnt be ragging on the guy who's always asking for help?

But seriously, How is Nollin having this much trouble with the game, it just has to be a joke.

 

[King K]

The ? mark in the cave system was a doozie! I actually found that one but from the wrong angle and it took me a while to figure out where to go to align it.

Has Nolans Rollin got past the 2nd Scarecrow encounter yet?

 

[returntovoid]

Bane in B:AA was portrayed very dumb.

The part in the boss fight, when he's about to run over you and you press the evade button, he instead runs over The Joker's henchmen.

That part made me crack up, the first time I played the boss fight.

 

[Tron Bonne]

so the guy who didnt want us spending 3 pages ragging on the guy who's constantly asking for help, just spent 3 pages on why we shouldnt be ragging on the guy who's always asking for help?

By three pages you mean more like three posts And people did respond to me, and I answered criticism in part. Anyone would have done the same, but I forgot, I'm the bad guy here, I'm the stupid bleeding heart apparently.

*Note: Not being literal with the three posts

But seriously, How is Nollin having this much trouble with the game, it just has to be a joke.

I mean I agree it's annoying and everything for nolan to keep doing, but I just find it equally annoying that we have to have the same old dry overly sarcastic responses and insults when it happens, because he just comes back every time. Like I said, I won't say anything to anybody anymore about it. I must just be out of the loop when it comes to this stuff

 

[BlackLantern]

By three pages you mean more like three posts And people did respond to me, and I answered criticism in part. Anyone would have done the same, but I forgot, I'm the bad guy here, I'm the stupid bleeding heart apparently.

you're learning

 

[Tron Bonne]

you're learning

Well, with a teacher like you is it no surprise it's took me this long

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Hmm somehow I've missed the "Mano-e-mano" achievement. Is that the one you get for taking out a Titan without a batarang or is there something else involved?

 

[Brainiac 8]

I enjoyed getting the achievement that involved me beating up a bunch of henchmen while riding a titan. It was fun.