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you accidentally put the tooth drill in your eye
I wish superman never existed
I wish superman never existed
Nolan calls Dempsey, telling him he got the part. Dempsey, who is making a hot bowl of soup at the time, is ecstatic. He holds his arms up in the air with pride, but the soup, which he forgot about, pours onto his face when raised in the air, and leaves third-degree burn marks on half of his face, leaving him severely injured and unable to act. Joaquin Phoenix is then cast for the part. I wish I could see Spiderman 3 right now. EDIT: Sorry, Sickboy, didn't see your post. An angry gardener beheads you with a shovel as you speed through his lawn.AnimeJune said:Done, but as "there can be only one", you spend the rest of your immortal, miserable existence being permanently hunted by other Highlanders, until your eventual decapitation.
I wish Nolan would cast Patrick Dempsey as Two Face.
Tsunulia said:You get your Aquaman powers, but since no one really cares, the only ***** you can get is with the catfish.
I wish no one would call me a guy anymore
You can read, but you forget how to write.SickBoy said:fishermen hate sea lions, they steal bait and fish! An especially angry fisherman starts throwing weights at your head. He lands a direct hit in your eyes and you are blinded and bleeding and soon eaten by hungry sharks.
I wish I could read.
They stop and start attacking you instead, and your resulting destruction brings about the armegeddon, but the bible was wrong and Satan is triumphant.AnimeJune said:Granted - you have ten peepees, but they're no good when you still have no available hoohas to fill. The extreme underuse causes those muscles to atrophy, turn black, and fall off one by one.
I wish the Arab nations would stop attacking Israel.
You Have a life, but you have Michael Jackson's life.Tsunulia said:The Arabs stop attacking Isreal, but because they have all those bullets and they don't want to waste them, they start attacking you.
I wish I had life.
Natalie Portman turns out to be a pre-op transexual, who can only spell cantonese in scrabble so the other hypers think she is cheating, and she gets mad and machine guns them. But when the cops come she blames you and you go to jail where everyone makes fun of you for dating a tranny.Tangled Web said:Wish granted, you see something you desire comes on TV and you are so captivated by the images on your television that you are fooled by some deceptive advertising. You go out to buy some soda and when you open it it explodes all over you. Some kid then throws a rock at you which knocks you out. A bunch of ants get on you and eat you alive.
I wish that I met Natalie Portman and I met and hung out and we have casual sex and she decides to pay for my college. When I graduate from UCLA and continue to film school her and I collaborate with her on a few films and get married and she doesn't have any STD's and never cheats on me and we have fun and invite the hypsters over sometimes to play scrabble.
I'm actually ok with that.Dew k. Mosi said:Natalie Portman turns out to be a pre-op transexual, who can only spell cantonese in scrabble so the other hypers think she is cheating, and she gets mad and machine guns them. But when the cops come she blames you and you go to jail where everyone makes fun of you for dating a tranny.
I wish I had giant squid for a pet
Dew k. Mosi said:I wish I had giant squid for a pet
granted, but as you turn back the hands, the feet of time reach up and kick you square in the jaw and knock you into tomorrow, when you're attending your own funeral!Alpha and Omega said:I wish that I could turn back the hands of time.