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The Real Dark Knight Teaser (50 secs. without Greenband):
-The silver Warner Brothers' logo lurks in from the shadows.
-The Legendary Pictures Logo comes in as well.
-A pulsing musical score thumps on with a very familiar cord as blue sparks of light reveal sharp black edges as they illuminate the shadow on screen, cometing past the mysterious silhouette. I dialogue begins:
-Bruce Wayne: "I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but now it's different. They Crossed the line..."
-The Blue sparks slowly rise in quantity and intensity giving a hinted revelation of the Batman Begins Insignia.
-Alfred: "You crossed the line first, Sir. You hammered them! And in their desperation they turned to someone they didn't fully understand..."
-At this point the blue sparks are rouring past on all sides of the Batman Insignia, with the force pummeling the symbol from behind as well as the theater's subs and surrounds as they fly loudly at the audience.
-Alfred(continued): "Some men are indecent, illogical. They can not be bought, bullied, or persuaded. They just want to watch the world burn!"
-Now the pressure of the blue sparks bombarding the Bat Symbol is getting so intense that the onsluaght is breaking the insignia to pieces around the edges... and then the Joker chimes in...
-Joker: (*Very playful yet dead serious*) "Before this night is over, people will DIE!!!"
-The Bat Symbol can't take much more and neither can your auditorium!!
*The Joker has to pause after the first line, no doubt trying to contain the urge to laugh gleefully*
-Joker: (barely able to hold back his laughter and with reveling) "I'm a MAN of my WORD!!!!"
-A hysterical, demonic laugh breaks out as the Batman Insignia is finally obliterated... not by the blue sparks, but by a Joker Playing card which impales the audience into darkness.
"THE DARK KNIGHT"
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