Bought/Thought January 14, 2009

Green Lantern Corps #32
Well, all right. I guess there might be some merit in this emo-spectrum idea after all. Consider me converted.

Seriously, this was a fantastic issue. The emo-spectrum has gone from a minor inconvenience as it encroaches into this book to a novel and interesting way to open the cosmic side of DC up to philosophy and broader ideas for me with this one issue--really, with that one page of the pairs of GL rings all coming back to Oa after the Third Law is announced. Tomasi has won me over.

Also, that opening with Kyle is awesome. It's nice to finally see an unapologetic, undiluted moment of pure Kyle badassery again after having him get knocked around in Sinestro Corps War and treated as just one among many in this book for so long. I was really into the blossoming relationship between Kyle and Soranik before, as well, but now that they've got the Third Law to contend with, I'm more interested than ever to see where it goes from here. Good stuff.

Gleason's art seems a bit crisper, too. Or there aren't as many pools of shadow. I'm not sure what exactly is different, but his art seems somehow fresher here than it has for the last couple of issues to me.
 
Haven't ready anything yet, but i bought Terror Titans (the one with Static on the cover), and Sub-Mariner: The Depths 1,3, and 4. Issue 2 qwas sold out at my lcs, I'll have to check Midtown soon.
 
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Final Crisis #6
Wow. Pretty much just wow. This is the Morrison -- the DCU -- that I've been waiting to happen. One of my biggest concerns after the first couple of issues is that this would just be a JLA story, featuring just the recognizables, doing recognizable JLA things. But no, this is absolutely a story about the DC universe. There are Checkmate revelations and badassery. There's the last stand of the superheroes, doing what they do best...and having it not be enough. There's Hank McCoy...uhr, I mean, Tawky Tawny taking on Kalibak and winning. There's Ray Palmer with Ryan Choi, being awesome at us! Thanks for including him, Morrison, though I guess with Ryan being half your invention it was to be expected. And there's even Lex Luthor and Dr. Sivana being complete badasses all over Libra. "Impress me, Sivana." Yes. As much as I think DCU citizens must be so damned used to the sky ****ting all over itself and the structure of reality itself being at risk or whatever -- "Look what they've done to the sky!" What, you mean the same exact thing that happens to the sky every other Tuesday? -- Morrison has managed to make this The Threat, and the sense of foreboding and Holy****Armageddon has never been higher. And I wouldn't have it any other way. The ante has been upped and upped good, I mean f***, just try to imagine something as epic as this happening on Marvel earth or something and you'd get laughed the **** out of the office. It just wouldn't work, with that climate and that background. Here, it works. Morrison makes it work.

So about that Mary Marvel. Morrison doesn't exactly write away all the **** that's been happening to her, but at least we now know that she was possessed by Desaad and that she's now more or less back to her old self 'cause she's no longer possessed by Desaad. She feels really bad about everything, but we now have justifiable justification for all that "everything" she feels bad for. It's a pretty salvageable place...which, of course, makes her reappearance as "Black Mary" in the upcoming JSA arc all the more inane and weird. Did Johns just not receive the script for this issue before planning that arc or something? This issue specifically said that Mary's didn't mean any of this and that she would never ever say the magic word again...and now she's just going back to her black costume again and hanging out with the Adams Family? So I guess this makes -- she turned bad in Countdown, turned good again in Countdown, then turned bad again in Countdown, then turned good again in Final Crisis, then turned bad again in JSA -- five heel face turns?

On that particular note, I'm not really sure what the heck the point of her extended fight with Supergirl was. I get that Morrison's working with a metaphor here, and I like it when he does that, but hell if I can tell what the metaphor is because the fight doesn't actually seem to have any. I never would have guessed that they were duking over the portrayal of young females in comics if Morrison hadn't already said so in interviews, nothing about the fight particularly says "Supergirl represents positive female role models, Mary is inappropriate TITillation." I mean, other than the glaringly obvious parts of it, but I find that the more obvious you make something, the less it feels like an effective metaphor. Ooh leathery boob-windows are bad! ****tily crotch-grinding someone is not good! Gee, you don't say.

So about that Batman. In spite of my somewhat fervent defense of the...thing that happens...over in the official thread, I have to say that it's not like I particularly love the...thing that happens...or anything. I like how Morrison has brought it all together, I like how Morrison has carried it off, and I love how powerful he has made that moment. And that scene of ****ING ANGRY SUPERMAN firestorming a swatch of pure pissedoff in reaction to what just happened to his friend? I love you, Mahnke. So much. But do I love the notion of Batman dying, even in a Crisis? Not really. I was really bowled over when I read it happening, and the shock of that last page was pure talented gut-in-the-punch storytelling at work, but in retrospect I don't know if I really like it. I am, however, definitely impressed by it. And I'm actually a little more optimistic about upcoming Bat-stories because this sounds like it's going to lead to great stories there and across the DC universe in general. Status quo wut? Bring on the upheavals! At least, of course, until Batman: Rebirth.

(9.4 out of 10)


Green Lantern Corps #32
And thank you, Peter Tomasi, for not letting me down. On the way to the store I was actually looking more forward to reading this instead of Final Crisis because even though I didn't know if Final Crisis was gonna be a hit or a miss, I was pretty darn definite that this here was gonna be a hit.

All through that beginning sequence I just wanted to cheer. I just kept thinking, aw hell Kryb, did you think your little gas would hold Kyle? This guy beat Mageddon's mind-control. **** yeah. And then Kyle went all
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and it was just **** yeah.

I'm actually surprised at all those Lantern rings that were discarded by the end of the issue. It was a good moment, but I thought that the new law only prohibits relationships between Corps members and other Corps members, not with non-Corps. Guy and Ice, for example, could boink all day long and it shouldn't matter. Amnee and Matoo didn't both have to give up their rings. Only one of them needed to...though I suppose it wouldn't be fair to expect one partner to give up something so special that the other doesn't.

Anyway my point is, exactly how many sector partners could have been boinking each other -- or thinking about doing so -- that so many of them would give up their rings? Vath? Isamot? I'm looking at you two. Mogo? Mother Mercy? Unless, not all of those Corpsmen were giving up the rings for themselves but, as Amnee says, attempting to send a clear message to the Guardians about what they think of this rule. But that's kind of curious too, because prohibiting relationships -- I think the technical term is "fraternization" -- between officers or soldiers is really a pretty standard thing in the world of law enforcement or military. Or, uh, Jedi I guess. It makes a fair amount of sense that you don't want people being romantically involved with each other in a life or death combat occupation. It's certainly romantic, sure, but it's also not very smart. So telling your officers to not make out with each other is really not at all weird or mean or anything. But then, it still is something to think about, and I definitely appreciate this comic giving us something to think about, as it did with the first two laws passed by the Guardians.

So, I love Soranik, and I love Kyle, and I like Soranik with Kyle in theory, but we'll have to see how it plays out before I can really get into it. It's interesting that they saw each other as their true desires...well, obviously, everyone wants Kyle, but it's curious that Kyle saw her and not Jade or Donna. *shrug* Well, at least she's not a photographer this time. And if she ends up being Sinestro's daughter, well...(No please Johns no don't do that NONO NNO PLEASE NO)

(9 out of 10)
 
Green Lantern Corps #32

Anyway my point is, exactly how many sector partners could have been boinking each other -- or thinking about doing so -- that so many of them would give up their rings?

They don't have to be sector partners...just Green Lanterns. Kyle and Soranik for example. They aren't partners, but because of the new law they can't bump uglies.
 
I tried not to think too much about species from entirely different galaxies going at each other if you know what I mean. Same sectors, sure yeah why not how anatomically different can they be, right? Right?

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On that particular note, I'm not really sure what the heck the point of her extended fight with Supergirl was. I get that Morrison's working with a metaphor here, and I like it when he does that, but hell if I can tell what the metaphor is because the fight doesn't actually seem to have any. I never would have guessed that they were duking over the portrayal of young females in comics if Morrison hadn't already said so in interviews, nothing about the fight particularly says "Supergirl represents positive female role models, Mary is inappropriate TITillation." I mean, other than the glaringly obvious parts of it, but I find that the more obvious you make something, the less it feels like an effective metaphor. Ooh leathery boob-windows are bad! ****tily crotch-grinding someone is not good! Gee, you don't say.

The fight is just the fight, there's no deeper meaning to it. Morrison even said that Supergirl's only role in FC is to fight Mary.
 
The big comic book story of the day is, of course, Spider-Man's team up with Barack Obama against the first "super-villain" he ever faced. My shop was sold out, so was yours, but I didn't even want to buy it, so for me it was a quiet week. A solid week, but a quiet week, especially as I didn't care who killed Batman in FINAL CRISIS. Although I have to credit Marvel for their craftiness; without the Obama Team Up, Batman might have been the biggest comic news story of the week. Instead he is #2. That there is some creativity. Of course, outwitting Dan DiDio is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel with a bazooka.

As always, full spoilers.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 1/14/09:

BOOSTER GOLD #16:
We have another cover gimmick from DC and this time it is the "Faces of Evil" showing the villain on the cover. How is this different from Marvel's villain variants? Besides, the cover was designed by a color blind person; dull grey on a black page is easy to miss when you are walking through the aile and I thought my shop sold out of the issue and bypassed it a few times. Reminded me of that X-MEN- THE 198 Handbook Marvel sold a few years ago that brilliantly put dark blue text within black boxes and thought it was easily readable. Frankly, considering how many of DC's titles sell poorly, they shouldn't do things like HIDE the title of a book and hope the fan figures it out. Many retailers claimed BLUE BEETLE's sales death-blow was the all Spanish issue. BOOSTER GOLD lost a slew of readers during the last two fill in issues before Jurgens returned, and something like this can't help.

Especially as I don't think ENEMY ACE when I think about Booster Gold.

Aside for that, the issue is the usual goodness from Booster creator, writer, and artist, Dan Jurgens (with Rapmund on inks). Booster Gold has accidentally been transported back to World War I Germany after trying to settle things once and for all with that magical time-traveling knife. He runs afoul of all of the death of the era, a random U.S. soldier, and the infamous Enemy Ace, who is basically DC's version of the Red Baron that Snoopy was always fighting. Jurgens writes him as a loyal German soldier willing to slaughter if it means his country's victory, but a man who is not a sadist and draws no exact pleasure from the act, and is capable of some means of mercy or honor. Not as much as a modern day hero, but more so than some soldiers of the era. Interestingly, the soldier that Booster ended up saving was a relative of Maxwell Lord, the man who would ultimately murder his best buddy, Ted Kord. Got to hate those time travel paradoxes.

Michelle, meanwhile, is stuck with Skeets trying to find Booster without screwing up the mission back in Gotham with Elongated Man. They have some good banter and in a way it is weird to hear someone actually genuinely want to get Booster back because of his EXPERIENCE and so forth. Usually he has been a "loser" so long that it gets lost that he actually does have some experience with the time travel thing now.

It is a solid issue. The artwork is great and iconic as always and naturally Jurgens manages to keep the story flowing with his character. Booster Gold has an impressive time travel niche here, and it seems his mysterious nemesis for this arc is a version of himself. I am curious how that will play out.

Normally I would care about sales listings, but this title still sells within the Top 100 and DC is far more merciful about book sales than Marvel is. They've kept plenty of titles around for well over a year that sell half as well as BG does. I am only curious about how much longer Jurgens will stay on the book. The issues without either him, Johns, or Katz suffered from some genuineness. Still one of DC's best books right now.

INVINCIBLE #58: It is the start of the "On Time In '09" era from Robert Kirkman and his Image titles, including this one. So far, he seems to be on a good start. Granted, having cleared his schedule of Marvel related work probably lightened his load considerably. While some fans and creators did not take kindly to some of his ramblings, career-wise he is at his best with his Image properties, and it is great that he is focusing his energy there. I'd rather get timely issues of INVINCIBLE and ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN than see endless crappy ULTIMATE X-MEN issues from on on the shelf on time that I bypass. Marvel's loss is Image's gain, and I do think it is for the better. He is happier here.

This issue is quieter than some of the others, and as the cover shows, focuses on Invincible and Atom Eve together. This time, though, they do more than cuddle or go on a typical date that gets interrupted. Eve turns out to have ideas of her own on how to solve their "lack of income or private dwellings" problem by, basically, setting up a company in which a slew of prisons, factories, banks, etc. alert Invincible whenever a crisis happens there and then pay him for stopping it. At first Mark seems hesitant, but Eve reminds him that it is little different from when Cecil and the government used to do that for him, and it will allow them to buy a house in four months (or less if the housing market continues to tank). One of my favorite moments, though, is a showdown with one of Atomic Eve's enemies to which Invincible replies, "Your nemesis sucks" after downing him with a single punch. Classic.

But there is some additional humor in the episode. Shapesmith shows up at Art the Tailor's workshop and shows why shape-shifting aliens can never be trusted to pay their tab. And Lethan, now Atlantis' protector Aquarus, has a pretty boring time protecting the ocean.

There is some tension, of course. Black Samson reassures the new Blackwing that the rest of the team doesn't look down on him because he murdered people in his permanently night-time city. Robot seemingly manages to stop Monster Girl from aging with every transformation with a new hi-tech belt, although I am expecting some sort of side effect. The Immortal is surprised that Dupli-Kate wants a big house to have kids in. Rus Livingston is still possessed by those squid aliens from Mars, which have multiplied from the one that used to be within him. And for the issue cliffhanger, the seemingly reborn Angstrom Levy has gathered various universes versions of Invincible, seemingly to do battle with his nemesis. There are variants of our titualar hero, including one with an Omni-Man like costume, two in Viltrumite garb (one with the iconic mustache) and one that appears to be merged with the Martian squid-aliens. His orbs are still examining Invincible's home, where only he and Oliver are staying for safety's sake. Quite frankly, I didn't miss Levy as a villain and I felt his death was a pivotal moment in INVINCIBLE, and Kirkman had better had a darn good explanation for how he has survived. He has already dismissed the idea that this is an "alternate" Levy. Regeneration would seem like a Norman Osborn cop-out story. So there is a challenge here.

In the letters page, Kirkman defends claiming there are only 50 Viltrumites in the universe by claiming that only about 3-4 characters in INVINCIBLE are capable of fighting them, and I do agree with that sentiment. People compare them to Kryptonians but I also seem some Saiyen in them from Dragon Ball Z, especially as some of the battles appear DBZ ish. When even 2-3 Viltrumites can destroy an entire planet, much less teams like the Global Guardians, there being "only" fifty of them still keeps tension high for me. On the contrary, the idea that victory is somewhat possible keeps the aim within sight. After all, Invincible is 18 years old and can lift some 400 tons, and he's not even near the peak of Viltrumite strength.

Naturally, I enjoyed this issue as I do every issue of INVINCIBLE. I liked seeing Eve show her own initiative with her life as well as Mark's. The issue, as many of the best ones, seemed akin to cramming a whole universe of characters into a single title, and covered many of them. The only drag was the Aquarus bit, which seemed to spend a page for one minor gag. Aquarus has rarely been a major detail in INVINCIBLE so it almost seemed as if to remind us that he was still alive somewhere. I do like some of the slow build with Levy and it will be interesting to see where the Rus Livingston/Squid Alien plot goes. The next issue promises a new villain, and it has been a while since Invincible had one, so it is welcome. Basically, there are always a myraid of interesting plots within Invincible's book and Kirkman usually has fun picking which one to bring to the fore next, and I as a reader usually enjoy seeing it. Over five years and still one of the best superhero comic books on the market. Not as dark most times as the others, it mixes some whimsy in with the gore, which is appreciated. Fco Plascencia's getting the hang of the colors and of course Ryan Ottley's art is the face of the series for me; he's drawn far more Invincible material than co-creator Cory Walker has at this point, right?

With three HC's and a slew of trades, there is no better time to catch up on INVINCIBLE if you haven't. It belongs on the same shelf as CAPTAIN AMERICA, NOVA, and INCREDIBLE HERCULES, even after nearly 60 issues. All-awesome indeed, and I sure do hope the book can stick to a monthly schedule in 2009. Lord knows the sometimes 2-4 month gap between issues in 2006-2008 was irritating.

ADAM: LEGEND OF THE BLUE MARVEL #3: I can't help it, but I actually like this title and the character of Adam Brashear. Some might simply call him "an African American Sentry", but quite frankly, he is more interesting to me than Sentry and his story has more parallels with real history so I feel some of his frustration and turmoil. He may be Grevioux's "Mary Sue", but paired next to Jenkins' Sentry "Mary Sue", I'll give the nods to the Blue Marvel. His being a mutant at least makes more sense than some random experimental elixir, and at least Adam wasn't secretly the best friend of every single Marvel superhero in existance before a global mind-wipe, like Sentry seemingly was. There are far more convoluted bits to Sentry's origin and powers than Blue Marvel seems to have.

Not surprisingly, of course, fans are ignoring this title. The first issue in November debuted at 17k, at #115 of the Top 125 comics. It was barely 400 copies less than Grevioux's other title, NEW WARRIORS (which is canceled after issue #20). Considering Grevioux is not a top draw talent with much exposure, and this is a new character, and it was not advertised and has nothing to do with what the rest of Marvel is doing now (in fact, the continuity is clearly based before the start of SECRET INVASION), and at $4 a pop, a debut of 17,000 copies may be about what a reasonable person would expect. On a positive note, it outsold AGE OF THE SENTRY. While I would hardly say that this is a title worth tracking down in trade, I am not regretting hopping aboard it out of curiosity and I would much rather see Adam Bashear get picked up for a team somewhere and utilized than Sentry.

As the story unfolds, we learn more about the circumstances and fall out with Adam's wife, Agent Frazier, who was tasked by the government in the 60's to become Adam's wife to spy on him. Having to research "black culture" to fit the role and ultimately fulfilling her duties, she of course came to genuinely love Adam, and when the administration seemed to lose interest after the assassination of JFK, it never came to haunt her until now, with SHIELD head Tony Stark moving stones to find Adam again. Disturbed to know his wife and mother of his children was performing an act for some of the time, Adam flies into space and to the moon. Okay, Grevioux can't resist giving his creation one "Marvel Universe" friend in Uatu the Watcher. While most artists basically try to make Uatu look as Jack Kirby designed him, Mat Broome really doesn't, and the work looks awkward for it. Instead he makes him look like a tall bald man, almost like half a Conehead, and it was jarring. Distraught about being asked to quit being the Blue Marvel in the 60's, Adam ran into Uatu who told him of the tale of the Kree and their own internal struggle between differently skinned members. Ironically, because of his reluctance to actively fight against the government, Blue Marvel was out of favor even within the African American community. After repelling an alien invasion, Adam tucked in the cape until now, with the past returning to him. Uatu reminds Adam that he was hardly 100% honest with his wife himself, and appears to nudge him in the right direction. With his nemesis Anti-Man returning again (named that because he is made of anti-matter), Adam decides to finally meet up with Tony Stark.

Much as I stated earlier, the continuity of this story is horribly outdated, and was in November. Dugan and Yellowjacket were revealed as Skrulls, and Stark is no longer head of SHIELD. Being about 6-8 months behind current Marvel continuity doesn't quite hurt the story as it is, but it doesn't help it, either.

Rather than being stereotypically angry or vengeful, Adam is an intelligent noble man who is at times frustrated with either his times or the lengths with which the government meddled in his life because of them. Unlike the unstable Sentry, Adam feels more like a well rounded character, or at least has the potential to be one. His past seems to mesh better with the tapestry of the Marvel Universe better than Sentry did, with details like Project: Wideawake beginning at the development phase due to him and a young Sen. Robert Kelly being involved. I can "buy" a Class 100 African American (and mutant) superhero being forced into early retirement in the JFK era at the dawn of the Civil Rights movement more than I buy someone getting "the power of a million exploding suns" from an elixir cobbled together in a college and psychically manifesting a demi-god evil alter-ego while also befriending every single superhero ever and being the "bestest" hero ever, too. Regardless of the quality of the original mini, Sentry has become a punchline, and in comparison, Adam Brashear/Blue Marvel has some more potential. And a better costume design.

Mat Broome has some help on pencils from Roberto Castro, and it is a little disturbing when a regular artist can't even seem to be able to draw 22 pages at a monthly rate for even a 5 issue mini anymore, although the book has shipped on time so far. Still, Broome's art is solid for the most part, aside for the aforementioned Uatu, who IMO he botched. The cover of the next issue implies a fight against Namor the Sub Mariner, and he seems to be fighting everyone these days, from the Order to Hercules. We are at the midway point of the series and while this mini isn't the best story ever, I like the writing and premise enough to invest in the character and genuinely want to read more about him, at least in the short term. Frankly, this series is coming along better than a slew of Grevioux's NEW WARRIORS issues did, which were more decompressed. I won't deny that I actually like the title just because this isn't everyone's pet mini of the moment. Hopefully the climax lives up to this interesting beginning, which managed to win me over from curiosity to genuine investment.

BIG HERO 6 #5: This mini, on the other hand, unlike ADAM: LEGEND OF THE BLUE MARVEL, has become essentially pointless. This very issue seems mostly pointless, an excuse to inflate the issue count of the mini from four to five. While there are some mini's which are unfairly ignored, I don't blame most fans for side-stepping this. The first issue debuted at 13k and the 3rd issue in November barely sold above 6,000 copies (less than some issues of TALES OF THE TMNT from Mirage Studios), and outside the Top 200. That is completely dire for Marvel and Claremont. Even the canceled NEW EXILES managed to sell 20k in November. The number of fans devoted to Claremont on X-projects has dwindled dramatically, and his audience for anything else is essentially gone. He outsells ARCHIE, but not by much.

The irony is that BIG HERO 6 isn't bad work. It isn't offensive and there are clear beginnings, middles, and ends. There is a sense of whimsy, even. But all in all it is just a mediocre adventure with a team you've never heard of, and there seems little reason for this series to have existed. Had Claremont played up the Japanese angle better, it might have found a niche. But by basing the story (or at least 4 out of 5 issues) in New York City, he killed whatever premise the team had.

This issue, however, takes the annoyance a step further with a completely random adventure. After defeating the main threat of the series (yet another mind control villain from Claremont, this time a gal with dreads named "Bad Gal", oh, how clever!), the Big Hero 6 are detained by the FBI and randomly run into aliens, who they have to help get home. Turns out they're alien kids lost on a field trip, and the team has to do all sorts of antics to avoid the FBI (or distract them) while Hiro can get their ship out of the ocean and into the stars. Honey Lemon defines herself by beating Bad Gal without her "power purse", but essentially all this issue seems to be is padding out a story that already had a successful conclusion. In fact, without the aimless football sequences in issue two, I dare say this story could have been compressed to three issues, rather than four or, heaven help us, five. I will be surprised if more than 5,000 people even bought this issue.

Nakayama's art is kinetic and fun, but boy, he's gotten to draw a lot of cute girls in bikinni's or in provocative poses, hasn't he? It makes me remember that the "bad girls" craze that started in UXM and XM in the 90's happened on Claremont's watch, and makes me wonder if his script direction asked for bikinni's or sexy poses when they seem close to being gratuitus.

The only good thing about the series as a whole is that it tried to justify the $3.99 price tag by throwing in extra content, whether it be production sketches, Handbook Bio's of the entire team, color reprints, or even some fan-fiction from the editor revolving around some neglected team members. It at least helps to justify the extra buck rather than, "Mini's are expensive, sucker!" that one feels from other titles.

Comic fans were right to ignore this. While nothing bad and it probably is among the better of Claremont's works within the last few years, the series had no unique hook and didn't grasp the premise properly; instead Claremont stuck to tried and true formular, right down to T&A and a mind control villain. And of course endless narration. It's so middle-of-the-road that it is basically one french fry among many, which are easily ignored for the burgers of other comics.

The covers were always interesting, though. This series has been forgotten, and if there were any reason why Marvel should pay Claremont some sort of X-royalties and allow him to retire and stop insulting himself with some dire or pointless writing, this series may be it. The only step lower would be MARVEL ADVENTURES X-MEN (not to be confused with X-MEN: FIRST CLASS, which has far more spunk than Claremont usually can deliver these days). Even Rocky knew to retire after 6 movies, and that was after taking a 15-16 year break so Stallone could actually cobble together a halfway decent story. BIG HERO 6 was just "there", and that isn't enough for 2008-2009.
 
CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13 #9: First, the immediate things. TheCorpulent1 completely called the twist of this issue, so you have to give him props. Or, maybe he just took the 9th issue cover solict seriously. And while I like the new Marvel logo (or the return of the old one) to celebrate 70 years of the company's history, I wonder if some may be miffed at Thor's head being beneathe Wolverine's considering he pre-dated Logan by at least twelve years in real time.

Cornell & Kirk wrap up their Plokta arc in dramatic fashion, answering some questions and bringing up new ones. Pete Wisdom goes completely ape**** on Midlands for betraying the whole team, literally smashing his illusion to pieces and hacking his way out of the room with the False Ebony Blade. Wisdom shows no mercy for Midlands at the end, even offering him a gun to kill himself. Some were perturbed by it, but I saw it as in character. Pete Wisdom is a gruff all business kind of spook who just so happens to be a mutant. He was ready to throw Blade in the slammer before Spitfire stood up for him, and no one stood up for Midlands. Wisdom even hacks through the fantasies of others within the building and chews them out for it; bad-ass. Alistaire uses his new powers to dive into a Mindless One and allows Captain Britain a clear way back to the real world.

Once that happens, it all comes down to a showdown with Plokta, who shrugs off most of the team's attacks as if they were nothing. It all comes down to Brian, who literally drags Plokta into his own dream-realm and traps him there with Alistaire's help. The threat is averted and Blade is begrudgingly allowed to remain on the team after Spitfire has seemed to forgive him and even starts to romance him. Guess she got over Union Jack pretty fast.

The twist of the issue, of course, is that Meggan wasn't an illusion; Plokta somehow plucked her from oblivion for real, and all but forced Brian to ditch her (his seemingly dead wife and former Excalibur comrade) in order to escape. It was probably done to make the illusion all the more real, as Brian was to be a major source of power for him. The collapsing of the building leaves Meggan trapped somewhere in another, hellish dimension. Which of course adds a level of tragedy that the heroes are completely unaware of. Brian originally dove into Plokta's illusion because he thought he could actually save Meggan with his new found power, and of course the irony was that he probably could have, but was too hasty to complete his mission to rethink things. There also may not have been time; the rest of MI-13 were not beating Plokta without him.

It seems obvious that Cornell is planning this as a subplot, but with CB&MI13 selling barely over 22k in November and with it's sales falling at an unhealthy 10-20% per issue after the end of the SECRET INVASION launch, one wonders if Cornell will have more than the next 3-4 issues to actually develop it. When rumors of the cancellation of the book are so strong that Cornell himself has to deny them to some readers in London, that is a sign of how dire things are. Each arc is about four issues so far, and the next four would take us to issue #13 in May. Marvel won't cancel it without publishing the end of an arc, so the real rest will be if the book is solicted past June or July 2009. If it is to be canceled, an announcement will be made by March, I would think. It would be a shame to lose the book, but U.K. sales are inconclusive and there is no telling how the reportedly overprised trade is selling. 22k alone would be within the danger zone if sales were stable at that level; but they are far from it. A book simply cannot lose more than 5% of it's readers a month, much less sometimes 20%, and remain on the shelves for long. DC may be willing to allow positive buzz to keep a book aloft until sales sputter near four digits, but Marvel won't.

The irony is that after the SI launch, fans may have dismissed it as "yet another" stab at Excalibur within the last four years, and the shame of it is that this was the best, and a great team book overall, with expert writing, enjoyable characters, good art and action. Perhaps if Marvel hadn't crammed two prior (and lukewarm at best) Excalibur books under Claremont's pen within the last few years, interest on this superior version would have stuck. Claremont's NEW EXCALIBUR sputtered to 24 issues by October 2007, and I doubt this title will see past issue #18.

But, we have at the very least one more arc to go, and we will get more of this title than THE ORDER or THE THING (or even THE LONERS). The next adversary is Dracula, lord of the vampires, and it seems fitting. While Baron Blood is the "obvious" choice (or even Baroness Blood, who has been forgotten since NEW INVADERS), I am happy with Dracula. That is the vampire Blade has battled the most, and this time he is alongside better characters than the usual "band of nameless slayers who always die" like he usually is. Secondly, Dracula is pretty much the baddest, most powerful vampire on Earth, able to challenge even Dr. Strange at times, and is a worthy threat for this team. Plus, who is to say the Baron vampires won't tag in as well? The teaser at least showed that Dracula is more ruthless than romantic and set the tone for the next arc.

CB&MI13 is a mixture of positive things that all work as a whole. It is a mix of black ops and superheroes, of horror and science fiction. The characters all stand out, the dialogue is crisp, and the art is always great. Such a shame then that it is fighting a battle with retailers that it seemingly cannot win. The next arc may be the last, so let's hope Cornell goes for the gusto.

NOVA: THE ORIGIN OF RICHARD RIDER: A $5 one shot that uses six pages written by Abnett & Lanning, with art by Borges, to frame a recolored reprint of Nova's origin from THE MAN CALLED NOVA #1, as well as his team-up with Thor against the Corrupter in THE MAN CALLED NOVA #4, both from Wolfman and one of two Buscema's from the 70's.

My only caveat with some of the recent reprints are that the digital colors sometimes clash with the old school art, and the colorists didn't consider some of the original colors used. Thus, we have Corrupter having different hair in his civilian guise than before, and so on. Aside for that, it is what you would expect. NOVA in the 70's appeared to be a clear attempt to do a "Marvel version" of the Green Lantern Corps idea, only in the "Mighty Marvel Fashion" of the Nova Prime Dey giving his power to an "average" high school kid with his own supporting cast and hyjinks (rather than the test pilot block of wood, Hal Jordon). They are as you would expect; they were fine stories for the 70's but today do seem stilted and convenient. Still, they are part of the tapestry of the character.

The framing sequence shows Nova and Worldmind in what one would call happier times, before the Galactus affair. Nova is aiding some robot aliens from a disaster and suffers an injury through confident showboating, which depresses his mood. Worldmind reminds him of earlier adventures to inform him of how far he has come as a Centaurian, and that Worldmind is "proud" of him. This of course clashes from the current story, where Worldmind is taking actions behind Richard's back to rebuild the Corps, including recruiting his own brother, and often berating him for disobediance. Borges' art is quite good for the sequences, and I wouldn't mind seeing more of him in the main title or in other space books.

Still, considering that one can buy black and white reprints of the entire MAN CALLED NOVA run for under $1 an issue with the ESSENTIALS volume, one might winder if $5 for some colors and 6 pages of new art was a bit overpriced. A shame Marvel sees no point to have a range of prices beyond simply an instant dollar more. If it must be more than $3.99, it cannot be $4.25 or $4.50, or even $4.75 because Marvel would go bankrupt. It MUST be $4.99. Considering the main, $2.99 an issue title usually averages no more than 28k sales without crossovers to boost it, I will be curious how this special sells considering it is half the price. Usually "annuals" lag about 10-20k behind the main title.

Still, I think this came out better than the IRON FIST origin special from a few months ago. This special at least shows how far Nova has come as a character within the past few years, defined moreso by an expanded Handbook Bio, which adds a little more from his last Handbook Bio from about two years ago. I actually had to chase this down, as most of the shops in my neighborhood sold out of it. That at least means WAR OF KINGS may be helping to boost interest in other space books like NOVA, which is a good sign. I mean, twice as many readers read the EMPEROR VULCAN stuff, so it makes sense. That may bode well for sales on WAR OF KINGS later this year.

X-MEN AND SPIDER-MAN #3: Unlike Claremont, Christos Gage at least knows not to stretch a four issue story to five. This shipped last week with the wrong cover as a printing error, and even this "official" version has an error to it; the recap claims that Kitty Pryde, not Rogue, was with the X-Men that Spidey met in the second issue. Somebody was asleep at the switch with this issue. Thankfully, it was neither Gage or Mario Alberti, whose art is nearly worth the cover price alone.

The premise is that Mr. Sinister started some grand scheme across the last 15 or so years in Marvel time and it involves both the X-Men and Spider-Man, who have become involved at various eras. The first issue was the 60's/very early 70's era with college Peter and the founding X-Men; the second with a brooding Peter right after "Kraven's Last Hunt" and with the 80's X-Men, post-Morlock Massacre. This is the third issue, which brings us to the 90's era.

This means a few things. On the X-Men's side, we have Cyclops' iconic costume with the extra straps and pouches, blue-skinned and metal-winged Archangel, bone-claw Wolverine and Storm in her black outfit with the thunderbolt earrings (and without the 80's mohawk). The villain of the issue, besides Mr. Sinister, is Carnage, who makes perfect sense because he and Venom were all over the place in the 90's, both in the comics pages and even on TV on Spider-Man's new cartoon of the time. But perhaps the topic of the most controversy and attention for this issue is that Spider-Man in this issue is Ben Reilly, not Peter Parker. He is in his "Spider-Ben" costume design from SENSATIONAL SPIDER-MAN #0 circa 1996, which he maintained for a good ten months, including team-up's with other heroes, ONSLAUGHT and of course DC VERSUS MARVEL.

Spider-Ben, some twelve years after he died in SPIDER-MAN #75, still remains a figure of much attention and controversy. There are those who absolutely hate him and everything he represented with the CLONE SAGA story, of which ASM sales have still never recovered from. There are others who feel that such hatred is unfair, and had the writers not bungled it, there was a place for Ben Reilly in the Spider-verse. In fact, this issue is one of the first times since Dec. 1996 that the character has appeared in a story outright without it being some sort of joke reference or apology, but as an actual character. How do I feel? I hated the Clone Saga, completely. Like many fans, the twisted sordid retcons and convolutions lost me very quickly, but of course the biggest, and most costly, was the idea that Ben was "the real" Spider-Man, and the Spidey we had read since the 70's was nothing but a clone. It was Marvel editor's most desperate attempt to get Spider-Man into "swingin' single" stories again and push that horrible marriage thing down the drain. The irony of course is that having the Parkers retire while Ben took up the mask could have worked without claiming Peter was always the clone, which just hit fans in the nards without mercy. The revelation would prove costly. Sales for Spidey sunk along with the rest of Marvel's sales during the mid-late 90's and the storyline was stretched too far, with freaks like Spidercide being the norm and plot ends never being resolved. Howard Mackie would eventually answer fan demands to kill Ben, and resurrected Norman Osborn after some twenty years to do it, trying one wrong to solve another. Osborn has, frankly, been mostly a joke of a threat ever since. It rendered the DEATH OF GWEN STACY story ultimately pointless years before SINS PAST would do so. And of course, we know now that the CLONE SAGA would not prove to be the ONLY far fetched, desperate retcon stunt that Marvel editorial would pull out of their rectum to get that marriage over with. CLONE SAGA, at the very least, still said some twenty years of stories happened, just with a clone as the star. ONE MORE DAY claims they NEVER happened without a ****-ton of addendums and alterings and changes beyond simply saying, "Peter is a clone". Frankly, OMD was worse.

But I never liked Ben Reilly. He always just seemed like Desperate Single Blond Spidey to me, and I could never get behind him as a character. He seemed to be the goal of old editors afraid of the future and women, not the hero I embraced as a child. That said, that doesn't mean Ben should have been forgotten by Peter entirely. Osborn murdering him was akin to murdering an adopted brother, and that isn't the sort of thing Peter would ever joke about. The character, when appropriate, as well as some of the plot details from that area (like the "stillborn" baby) at times should be referenced beyond a joke if it is appropriate (such as Peter watching Luke Cage mull a married live with a baby as well as being a superhero, wondering about the challenges and risks). By and large, that hasn't happened as Marvel treats the story like most Presidents treat sex scandals.

Christos Gage, at least, takes Ben seriously as a character, and works that clone mess into his story. And such, when he runs into the X-Men, he doesn't recall the meeting from the 80's era, only the earlier one, from the memories that Jackal implanted. Wolverine with his sniffer can't tell him from "the other Spider-Man" and Ben believes he is the genuine article, but is still unsure about it. After a fight with the X-Men, Mr. Sinister is off to Ravencroft to get a DNA sample from Carnage's symbiote to add to his experiments to get his clones to be superior. He is willing to free the maniac as payment. The X-Men team up with Spider-Man, only to find this one missing a chunk of data from the last team-up in the series. Still, he pitches in with them against Sinister and Carnage.

The lines in the issue from Gage are terrific, and he sells me with the first, from Mr. Sinister: "The X-Men. Again. You've become quite annoying. Kindly die."

Mr. Sinister, of course, knows that Ben is really a clone after he tries to psychically control him during the fight, and as fans know, history would prove him right. Carnage is ultimately defeated by Iceman, something that NEVER would have happened in 1996 (I mean, it took Spidey, Black Cat, Venom, Morbius, Nightwatch, Firestar, Cloak, Dagger, Deathlok, Iron Fist and Capt. America to stop MAXIMUM CARNAGE, barely, in 1993), but thankfully Cage and the times are not the same. As Sinister's mission involves clones, having battled Spider-Ben in a way adds to the irony of the work, and what could have been a gimmick distraction works rather well to the story.

Alberti also manages to capture some of the splash pages of the era quite well, including a double-page splash quite well, and some claw-shaped panels. That adds to the effect.

The next issue gets us to the modern era of 2008-2009. While this story has nothing to do with what either the X-Men or Spider-Man are doing now, it is working into being a great story on it's own merits and in it's own niche, and is worth picking up in trade. The attention to continuity detail is incredible, the dialogue is great, and has terrific art. It probably is better than a slew of canon Spider-Man and X-Men stories right now. The first issue in November sold nearly 31k copies according to Diamond, which is a pretty good debut for a "random" mini from either franchise these days (under 5,000 less than INCREDIBLE HERCULES sold that month). One wonders if more couldn't have been done to hype it, though. Once upon a time, Mr. Sinister was a popular villain.
 
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Terror Titans, all I can really say is meh. more should have been done with Static in this issue as it was/is his "official" entrance into the DCU, he barely had a cameo. A quick fight where he defeats Ravager in the Dark Side club.

The Depths-I have to admit, I quite like this story. It's set somewhere in the late 40's or early 50's don't quite remember, but with Namor stalking the ocean depths that has The Deep Men (men who work on submarines and go down frequently) ****ting themselves at the thought he might come for them and Randolph Stein out to disprove the existence of Atlantis and this creature who protects it, meanwhile having premonitions or visions of the Sub-Mariner coming for him while the crew is all turning on each other makes for a great read, especially combined with Ribic's stunning artwork. My one issue is that every character refers to "The Depths" about every 11 words, to the point where it's tedious and tiresome.
 
With three HC's and a slew of trades, there is no better time to catch up on INVINCIBLE if you haven't. It belongs on the same shelf as CAPTAIN AMERICA, NOVA, and INCREDIBLE HERCULES, even after nearly 60 issues. All-awesome indeed, and I sure do hope the book can stick to a monthly schedule in 2009. Lord knows the sometimes 2-4 month gap between issues in 2006-2008 was irritating.

I tried the first 3 trades of Invincible.I get the appeal,it's a straight forward superhero book,probably more straight forward and fun than any other superhero book currently on the stands,but past that,it didn't really offer anything else and I couldn't justify buying the entire series.Sure,the twist with his [BLACKOUT]dad[/BLACKOUT] was cool,but the rest left me kind of flat.Plus,Kirkman's dialogue is quite poor.

The "teenage geek/underdog" hero type has never held my interest so that could be another reason why I didn't get the same kick out of it as alot of people on here have.

I decided to buy up the entire series of Alias,Powers and Dark Horse's Conan instead.I'm glad I did.:yay:
 
You seem to be into darker, grittier stuff then. To each their own.
 
I have to start reading Invincible, it's right up my alley.
 
Alias is pretty dark and gritty.

Conan on the other hand is bigtime fantasy with wizards and monsters.

Powers has just about everything in it.

I don't think I lean towards dark and gritty at all,I just like superhero comics that offer a little something else with the expected.
 
Fair enough.

To Lobo: Indeed. The hardcovers are the best way to go, unless you can find the Omnibus thing that has 25 issues in it, but that usually sells out of most shops. Then the trades or one can wait for a 4th hardcover, depending on patience.
 
I tried not to think too much about species from entirely different galaxies going at each other if you know what I mean. Same sectors, sure yeah why not how anatomically different can they be, right? Right?

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How anatomically different are Kyle and Soranik, two beings born light years away from each other? Just figure they're either anatomically compatible or they somehow manage a platonic love.

And, really, we saw like a hundred rings or so in that panel. 100 out of 7200 isn't that much.
 
Corp, glad to see you're digging the spectrum now. I personally love how diverse the rings all are. It's not just "this mood makes the ring go". The love motif is just freaking creepy, the hope motif is STRONG, not lame...and on and on.

And I knew Kyle fans were going to need a fresh change of underwear this week. :p
 
Yea,Green Lantern has been such an entertaining book.The whole idea of the spectrum is great,I love how it's such a big and cosmic idea yet Johns grounds it in something as basic as human emotion.
 
Corp, glad to see you're digging the spectrum now. I personally love how diverse the rings all are. It's not just "this mood makes the ring go". The love motif is just freaking creepy, the hope motif is STRONG, not lame...and on and on.

And I knew Kyle fans were going to need a fresh change of underwear this week. :p
Well, that's really all Kyle fans have been asking for: we want to see him shine every now and then. It's just that DC refused to give us any of that for like a year, so frustration turns to anger and Hal becomes a convenient target, starting all those raging fanboy b****-fests up again. Now, we are sated and basking in the afterglow. Give us another issue like this every few months and we'll be good. :)
 
How anatomically different are Kyle and Soranik, two beings born light years away from each other? Just figure they're either anatomically compatible or they somehow manage a platonic love.
Yeah but that's no fun. :hoboj:
 
As an add on to my INVINCIBLE #58 review, there is another little "cameo" in the issue. On the first page, Dr. Venture and Brock Samson are eating at the hot dog joint where Mark takes Oliver after the flying lesson. :up:
 
I feel like reviewing and this was a very good week. It's was just all good.

I was surprised how much I enjoyed Booster Gold not that I don't love the character and not that I don't rate Jurgens but it feels to me the book tends to just spin in circles - but this was a solid issue with a strong story. I'm kind of fed up of everything revolving around Lord, Ted or Boosters relatives - but it actually worked quite nicely.

Action Comics delivered - I like how Brainiac isn't a steroid enhanced freakshow now he has been removed from his ship and I liked the culmination of the arc - the Counter-Earth idea seems like a pretty good pay off actually and I'll look forward to how Rucka plays with the toys. I do have to say Robinson's issues have been a much better quality then Johns I don't think I like John's DCU as much as I like other writer's versions. Although New Krypton has been a story I didn't expect to enjoy and ended up wanting to read it and that's cool. And I liked Agent Liberty!

Not sure I can praise Final Crisis enough, ignoring subject matter it's how to write an event it's so personal to every character Morrison has chosen to write it really hits home. From the Ray refusing to leave the survivors on the Satellite, to Black Canary shouting at a mind controlled Oliver Queen, to members of the Super Young Team being unable to open up to each other in their final moments, to Lex and Sivanna working together and finishing with the "death" of Batman (though just read Seven Soldiers) and the rage of Superman. It just all seems to mean more than I've read from events before - the traditional thing is to write character moments in small stories and that ends up with dreadful runs like Meltzer's JLA but Morrison writes a character driven story here and sets it all up in the fight for all reality - I can see why he wants to step away from the DCU in 2009 because this is the thematic culmination of his DCU work and it's damn good.

In GLC Kyle gets a love and Tomasi further shows why he is the guy who should be steering the DCU this year. Just big yay and I hope he has a large part to play in Darkest Night because then it will be worth it.

I Kill Giants is the book everyone should have read, Joe Kelly to me is a lot like Morrison he's able to take insane ideas and make them very personal (which is why he was so good on JLA). This issues twists everything we've read so far, still about Barbara finding her strength but it's not for defeating Giants - the Giant is there to help Barbara come to terms with her mom dying. After it's all done this story was not what I thought I was picking up at issue #1 and now it's all over I'm so glad Kelly wrote what he did. Also a mention of JM Ken Niimura whose art I've been so impressed by and would love to see him work with Joe Kelly again.

Captain Britain and MI13 this is a team book at it's best. I loved Wisdom kicking the **** out of peoples dreams, that's just a visual that writes itself and Kirk is doing the best work on his life on this title so it all works perfectly. I felt sorry for Captain Midlands and I want to go buy him a pint. Annoyingly I find Vampires rather dull but I'm sure Cornell will be able to write the next arc with as much excitement as the title has had so far.
 
Wonderful Wizard Of Oz #2 is pretty impressive so far. I love the art, as it blends itself really well with the story; and for those only familiar with the movie, you get quite a bit expanded on. I found the origin of the Tinman really interesting.

Solomon Kane #4 picks up the pace quite a bit from the first three issues, and I can't wait to read the conclusion next month. This title fits in really well with the Dark Horse line, and I can't wait to read more of his adventures in the future.

Resistance #1 is the new title that is based on a video game. Most of these kinds of comics really stink. The Halo graphic novel wasn't that impressive; and, who the hell knows when Bendis will ever finish issue #4 of the miniseries. Gears Of War was so bad, that I dropped it after reading the first issue. Thankfully, this one is much, much better. While it presents nothing groundbreaking, it does capture my interest enough to give the second issue a try.

I really liked I Hate Gallant Girl. This final issue, #3, just sets up a future storyline, where the main heroine will have to fight Gallant Girl again. If you are a fan of comics, like Astounding Wolf-Man and Dynamo 5, it's very similiar in style.
 
Speaking of which, did DYNAMO 5 #19 ever ship? The last issue I got was October-November, but I never recall seeing any issue ship. A few online stores have it on pre-order, but Mile High Comics strangely doesn't, and neither does Midtown Comics, the biggest comic shop in New York. It is possible it is running a few months behind, but this is a bit even for D5.

D 5 #19 was solicted originally for the end of November, but issue #20 isn't due until Feb. 2009, so I do wonder if it was just a few months behind.
 

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