Comic Quotes

[The Question]

i love the blue beetle one

........now I miss Ted.

 

[The BatDude]

Blue Beetle: ...You think maybe it's too late to petition for a new Green Lantern? Hey, Bats--maybe you could wear the ring...

Batman: It would only get in my way.

Blue Beetle: ...Yeah...besides, who'd ever buy a super-hero called the "Green Batman"? I mean, that's almost as dumb as--

Batman: The Blue Beetle?

Blue Beetle: Well...um...ah...



Guy Gardner: Geez--I don't know how I let myself get CLOBBERED like that.

Batman: Don't blame yourself, Guy. It wasn't your fault.

Guy Gardner: Say what?

Batman: You can't help it if you're an IDIOT.

LMAO. Those were great quotes.

 

[incubat]

guy IS an idiot

 

[Nightwing 52]

i love the blue beetle one

Haha, owned seems appropriate.

LMAO. Those were great quotes.

From the JLI era.

 

[Nightwing 52]

Batman: But wherever my grave is... someone's standing on it... waiting on it... stomping the hell out of it. Someone named Bane.


Batman: Booster. You have no idea how to talk to kids.

Green Arrow: Hey, Dark Knight. What about me? Why the hell'd you call a guy who can shoot trick arrows?

Batman: Just to see if you'd show.

Green Arrow: Brave and the Bold, huh? You got me all misty.


(After he pats Wally on the shoulder)
Wally: Batman just touched me. Am I gonna die?

 

[Nightwing 52]

[After Guy moons him]


Batman: Tell Guy he needs to shave.

 

[boywondernerdDC]

........now I miss Ted.

me2

 

[incubat]

[After Guy moons him]


Batman: Tell Guy he needs to shave.

lmfao

 

[trustyside-kick]

*Batman trying to defuse a bomb while Jason is watching and talking on a loud speaker.*

Jason: I never get tired of watching you work.
Batman: Show's over.
J: Hardly. Get out, Bruce. I'm taking down the building.
B: No point in it. They're gone. This isn't a crystal meth lab anymore. It's an empty building.
J: I know that. But you, more than anyone on earth, understand the importance of putting a good scare into people. You won't defuse it. Not even if you had all night. And you don't...seven seconds, Bruce...you are cutting it extremely close...three seconds...

*Bomb explodes and Batman escapes just in time.*

J: I just love to watch you work.

 

[incubat]

haha...wow

 

[Nightwing 52]

Batman: Am I blue
Am I blue
Ain't these tears in my eyes tellin' you
Am I blue


Officer:You've crippled that boy!

Batman: He's young, he'll heal, he'll walk again, but he'll stay scared... Won't you, punk?!

 

[incubat]

Batman: Am I blue
Am I blue
Ain't these tears in my eyes tellin' you
Am I blue

i loved that one

 

[rigel7soldiers]

"Of Course. I shrunk Kandor; I was always his greatest foe."
- Brainiac, Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?

"Heh."
-Batman, The Killing Joke

"Tell me... who would it be polite to kill first?"
Mongul, For the Man who Has Everything.

"Did I kill her? I thought it was toughkilling super-people. They said you have to have a name and a suit! My name's Pete Lomax. I'm just an ordinary person."
- Pete Lomax, to the Green Arrow; Detective Comics #549

"Hey, look, how old are you? Shouldn't you have grown out of taking cheap shots at anything that resembles authority?"
- The Vigilante, Vigilante #18

"I've just broken this man's little finger. Who killed Edward Blake? ...And his index finger. Who killed Edward Blake?"
- Rorschach, Watchmen

 

[Nightwing 52]

Mason: And you can change what you are that easily?

King Mob: I can change what I DO that easily. It's almost the same thing.
- Grant Morrison, "The Invisibles".


[Talking about Impulse]

The Joker: - "If I wasn't already, I think this kid could actully drive me crazy." (Impulse #50)

 

[Nightwing 52]

The Riddler: Before you stands Edward Nigma, a man reborn. My doctors say my formerly aberrant way have been permanently dispelled, leaving intact my, if I may say so, brilliant analytical mind.

Bruce Wayne: Am I supposed to applaud?

 

[boywondernerdDC]

holy crap batman you are keeping this thread alive

 

[Green Lantern]

Hal Jordan: Dear lord. She's huge. I'm really an uncle.

Roy Harper: Actually, Great-Uncle. Make you feel old yet?

Hal Jordan: Nosiree. Not me. Now that I'm back, I think I'm younger than you now.

Roy Harper: Yeah, Ollie said the same thing when he came back. Of course, he's the only other person on this planet who thinks nosiree is still socially acceptable.

Hal Jordan: Y'know, son, that's your third old man joke in the past ten minutes.

Roy Harper: That a problem for you?

Hal Jordan: I'm still deciding. My head says no. But my ego says I should take you into that ring and remind you who taught you how to fight.

Roy Harper (Inner Monologue): Dinah taught me how to fight. Ollie taught me to be tough.

Roy Harper: This isn't the Arrowcave, Hal. I've learned a few things since you've been gone.

Roy Harper (Inner Monologue): But there was only one man who taught me to be unafraid.

 

[The Question]

The Riddler: Commissioner Gordon? The Batman sent you, didn't he?

Gordon: Hello, Eddie.

The Riddler: He figured out the riddle I left at the fur shop and sent the police to snare me.

Gordon: Not exactly, Eddie. As a matter of fact, I doped out the answer to your riddle.

The Riddler: You? You figured it out? Not The Batman?

Gordon: It wasn't hard. Not much of a challenge for me, much less him. Not much of a challenge for a bright rookie, really. I'm here to tell you we're letting you go.

The Riddler: He wants to face me himself. The Batman....

Gordon: No. The arresting officer forgot to read you your rights and the district attorney refuses to prosecute you. He says it's not worth the effort. I agree with him. Sit down, Eddie. Eddie, I'm going to give you some advice. Change careers. Go back to teaching. Go straight.

The Riddler: Me? A master criminal, forsake my swashbuckling ways?

Gordon: Master criminal? Hardly, Eddie. You were and are a minor leaguer with a gimmick.

The Riddler: But The Batman....

Gordon: ....has better things to do than chase a small time has been. Find yourself a job. Settle down. Maybe get married. Sell your memoirs to a tabloid, if you can. But don't do any more crime. For your own sake. You'll hurt yourself. Oh, and Eddie, I know you had your name changed from Edward Nashton to E. Nigma when you started the Riddler thing. Do yourself a favor. Change it back. Good luck, Eddie.

The Riddler: Sure, commisioner. Thanks.

Gordon: And Eddie? Merry Christmas.

*Gordon steps out of the room*

The Riddler: Commisioner? What kind of Christmas tree is soft and fuzzy?

Gordon: A fir tree.

 

[Hush]

Q what is that from I must know!!!!

 

[The Question]

The Question: Go and catch a falling star, get with child a mandrake root. Tell me where all past years are, or who cleft the devil's foot. Now, those are riddles. Those seventeenth century metaphysicians, they could riddle the hair off your head. But the stuff you've been putting out, garbage. Puerile puns. Cheap word play. School yard smart mouth. At best the intersction of rudimentary biassociative feilds.

Sphinx: What's he sayin'?

The Riddler: Shhhhh!

The Question: Why not hit us with the little poser the origional sphinx stumped 'em with on the road to Thebes? You remember..."What goes on four legs at dawn, two legs at midday, three legs at sunset, at is weakest when it has the most support?"

The Riddler: The answer...is man.

The Question: Sure. But that was easy. Even old Oedipus got that one, and he wasn't the brightest candle in ancient Greece.

Sphinx: What's he talkin' about?

The Question: Try a really knotty one. Like, if the universe is benevolent, why is their evil? Or if the universe is evil, how can men be good? Do men have souls, or we merely a bundle of biochemical reactions? Is there a God? And if there isn't, why has the idea of God been apart of every known culture? Is religion merely mythology? Is mythology religion? Is there any essential difference between the two? If we know through our senses, and our senses are imperfect, how can we know anything?

The Riddler: Slow down. What are you saying?

Sphinx: I'm gonna shoot him.

The Riddler: We haven't asked him a riddle....

The Question: But if we don't know through our senses, how do we know? And if we do know through our senses, how can we know abstractions like truth, justice, or even the American way? Too tough? Here's one that's closer to home. Who were my mother and father? Who am I? Who are you? Or the ones inscrutable Asians like...."What was your face before your parents were born?"

The Riddler: Wait. Is that a trick question? I'm confused. Where is your nose?

The Question: Give up? Well, the answer....

*He swats the gun out of Sphinx's hand and punches The Riddler in the face*

The Question: ....might be this: You let me get too close.

 

[The Question]

Q what is that from I must know!!!!

The Question, issue 26. Same as my last quote.

 

[Green Lantern]

Black Canary: She's here?

Hal Jordan: He's babysitting.

Black Canary: Babysitting?

Hal Jordan: That's what he said.

Black Canary: With a real BABY?

Hal Jordan: No joke, Dinah. Babysitting. Right now.

Black Canary: You're serious? Aw, jeez--this is gonna be...

(Ollie opens his door)

Black Canary: Awkward.

Ollie: What're you--? Wait, can anyone see--?

Hal: That's what the green bubble's for. We're invisible.

Ollie: I know those looks. You're putting the band back together, aren't you? Hold on, I'll go get my bow.

Hal: Actually, Ollie, I don't know how to say this, but, you're not the one we're here for.

(Ollie looks like someone just ran over his dog.)

Roy: Don't forget to put her on the potty at eleven, otherwise she'll wet the bed.

(Ollie watches the three fly off, still stunned. Then he gets a proud smile)

Ollie: Go get 'em, Roy.

 

[Hush]

I kinda felt bad for Ollie, he is one of my favs. And Q those Question quotes are phenominal. Are the back issues hard to find you think??

 

[Green Lantern]

I did feel somewhat bad for him, but he said himself that the league should be asking him to join now.

 

[Hush]

Well I mean i kinda felt bad cause its like when all the popular kids leave you at the lunch table cause you read comics. Well the popular kids, in this case Bat's, Supe's and Wondy, left him out. Now he has to go find his own lunch table, without his best friend I might add, Hal. It would be cool to see maybe Kyle and Ollie become closer. That would be sweet, i would totally buy that arc or Mini.