DC Relaunching Everything? - Part 8

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Maybe it was Earth 2 Deathstroke :)

I don't want to live in a world where Alan Scott doesn't have a collar no less than 18 inches high. :(

Any other kind of collar would just not be acceptable

Also, I've officially decided that DC has no idea what this reboot has actually done. On the main Earth you have the Shade talking to Mikal Tomas who is the Starman of Opal now after, assumedly, taking up the mantle after Jack and Ted, but Ted doesn't exist anymore and there was no golden age. It makes no damn sense. Maybe the Shade exists in both universes. He can transverse time with his shadows so maybe Flashpoint didn't affect him and his continuity. Or maybe DC Editorial is a bunch of *****.


Shade has magic continuity powers :ninja:
 
Has anyone seen power Girl's new outfit? It's ugly as hell.
 
I don't think it's that bad, but I miss her cleavage.

RIP Power Girl's **** - 1976-2011
 
That's what made it special. :o
 
wait, was the Shade not already in regular DC continuity? I thought the Starman series was DCU proper when it was running.
 
It was but with the changes to the JSA its hard to say whether it still is or not
 
I wouldn't mind seeing things like this for some redesigns:

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The original Earth-Two was the original DC Earth, with superheroes starting in 1938 with Superman, Batman in 1939, and so on. On Earth-Two Clark Kent worked for the Daily Star, not the Daily Planet, his Krypton was a race of superhumans, and Wonder Woman came to man's world not as an ambassador but to help America fight the Nazis, just to cite a few differences. The Flash and Green Lantern of Earth-Two were Jay Garrick and Alan Scott, and the main superhero team was the Justice Society of America, who were formed in 1940. DC Comics from 1935-1951 were for the most part sat on Earth-Two, although that fact was retconned in later. Earth-One is the more familiar world with the Barry Allen Flash and Hal Jordan Green Lantern, etc. DC decided comics fans were too stupid to comprehend a basic science fiction concept like alternate Earths and so ignorantly did away with their multiverse system in the 1985 series Crisis On Infinite Earths, resulting in a single clutterearth and negating all the stories ever written for their 3 most famous characters by the characters creators. They also destroyed all their continuity, ruined Superman, and butchered Hawkman and the Legion of Super-Heroes so badly that they have never recovered and have become irrelevant.

Over the years, DC has teased returns to this multiverse system, and finally brought it back in the horrid Infinite Crisis series. Since then, DC has had another reboot (the third such reboot since COIE "fixed" their universe), and there is a new Earth-Two that is different from the original one but is trying to squeeze a few bucks from JSA fans by using the names Alan Scott and Jay Garrick. This new Earth-Two will be the typical grimdark superhero world because comics are now read by emo loser nerdy adult men who get their sick jollies off on death and gore instead of kids, who have abandoned comics and get their fantasy adventure from stuff that is actually worth a **** like Harry Potter.
Should be thankful then, no? I'd much rather they stick with fictional death and gore instead of getting those jollies off on kids. Ew.
 
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I wouldn't mind seeing things like this for some redesigns:

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Jay looks all right, although it's not exactly a drastic redesign.

I hate it when people try to replace heroes' capes with trenchcoats, though. Especially magic heroes'. If anyone should be allowed to have a cape, regardless of time period, it's a guy who recites spells for a living.
 
Should be thankful then, no? I'd much rather they stick with fictional death and gore instead of getting those jollies off on on kids. Ew.

:whatever:

Kids of all ages is I guess the better term for what the ideal readership of comics should be. The Harry Potter audience.
 
Jay shouldn't wear a mask.

Other than that, both are cool.....I am with Corpy though on Fate but eh, I wouldn't mind the coat.......now a Poncho would be awesome. :o
 
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Kids of all ages is I guess the better term for what the ideal readership of comics should be. The Harry Potter audience.

I actually agree with you here. However, the Potter series has its share of grimdark, death (of children, no less) and other less "all ages" fare.
 
I actually agree with you here. However, the Potter series has its share of grimdark, death (of children, no less) and other less "all ages" fare.

No idiotic MK fatalities though like in Johns' crap.
 
I don't know, didn't one of em get their ear blown off?
 
It's a world of over the top superheroics, so obviously the deaths would be as over the top. Some of the most gruesome fatalities were at the hands of Black Adam, and all of them were fittingly violent.
 
Overall the Harry Potter deals death in very non-violent ways for the most part. The body's just go lifeless and fall to the ground, bout it.
 
It's a world of over the top superheroics, so obviously the deaths would be as over the top. Some of the most gruesome fatalities were at the hands of Black Adam, and all of them were fittingly violent.
I've never seen the need to show them in graphic detail, though. What happened to the days when a fatal stabbing would be shown as a shadow on a wall or just via sound effects or whatever? I miss that restraint. Having a canvas where you can do anything doesn't mean you need to invent newer, more gratuitous means of portraying death on the page itself.
 
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