The Dark Knight Does anyone have any concerns about the movie....

[raxor]

Speaking of which we need a robin.. suggestions anyone?

 

[anrrd_2]

No dude.. Think out of the box.. We need something more dramatic.. I was thinking of adding in a couple of nudity shots and sex scenes..and maybe a few bonding scenes between robin and batman

i thought your were seriously looking for something constructive...

 

[anrrd_2]

Speaking of which we need a robin.. suggestions anyone?

al roeker?

 

[Darth-IronMan]

How about this guy for robin?

 

[raxor]

How about this guy for robin?

Yes.. Perfect..

 

[raxor]

here's an outline of the story.. The US army in on the lookout for batman.. They get help from the chinese as well.. Batman escapes to germany.. there he gets all depressed and goes to a bar and ends up drunk.. The next morning he finds himself in bed with another guy.. He promises to take the guy along with him as long as he promises not to tell anyone waht happened.. the guy turns out to be robin.

 

[anrrd_2]

hhmm...tiny red x for robin? its certainly out of left field....quite a risk...but id say well worth it!

al roeker for barbara gordon then!

 

[anrrd_2]

al roker as robin!

 

[raxor]

hhmm...tiny red x for robin? its certainly out of left field....quite a risk...but id say well worth it!

al roeker for barbara gordon then!

Yes... but we'll surely need some heavy make up..

 

[raxor]

I like Darth-IronMan's Robin better.. He looks gay enough to be robin

 

[Darth-IronMan]

here's an outline of the story.. The US army in on the lookout for batman.. They get help from the chinese as well.. Batman escapes to germany.. there he gets all depressed and goes to a bar and ends up drunk.. The next morning he finds himself in bed with another guy.. He promises to take the guy along with him as long as he promises not to tell anyone waht happened.. the guy turns out to be robin.

Yeah but what about a twist? You story has no villain. How about Robin is having an affair with The Penguin? Batman fights Penguin for Robin?

 

[anrrd_2]

I like Darth-IronMan's Robin better.. He looks gay enough to be robin

hhmm...but what if we made robin the masculine one and batman the b!tch?...what a twist!

 

[raxor]

Yeah but what about a twist? You story has no villain. How about Robin is having an affair with The Penguin? Batman fights Penguin for Robin?

This is only the starting.. But i like your inputs..
Our major villians
-Penguin
-Mr.Freeze

supporting villains
-Talia Al Ghul ( we just need her for the nudity scenes..)
-Catwoman ( maybe we could put her and Talia Al Ghul in a scene together )

 

[raxor]

hhmm...but what if we made robin the masculine one and batman the b!tch?...what a twist!

We could have Batmna spanking Robin for spilling his milk. Robin gets angry.. fights with batman and start spanking batman.. and Robin says " who's the ***** now!"

 

[Darth-IronMan]

Yes... but we'll surely need some heavy make up..

I spent the makeup budget already on excess oil for Batman... so this casting might be a problem? Can we oil him up as well?

 

[raxor]

I spent the makeup budget already on excess oil for Batman... so this casting might be a problem? Can we oil him up as well?

No we need as much oil as possible. look at some waste material we could use instead..

 

[raxor]

I'm gonna shoot all the major sex scenes in Imax format

 

[anrrd_2]

BRILLIANT! and no one will criticize you for putting nipples on the batsuit becuase they will always be naked!

 

[raxor]

BRILLIANT! and no one will criticize you for putting nipples on the batsuit becuase they will always be naked!

It's gonna be something different and never tried before..
Bat - Birthday suit

 

[Darth-IronMan]

I'm gonna shoot all the major sex scenes in Imax format

Good idea.

Batman can wear this costume for his sex scenes

This is a good one for Robin?

 

[raxor]

Good idea.

Batman can wear this costume for his sex scenes

This is a good one for Robin?

Careful Darth-IronMan we need to get an PG-13 Rating for this movie..

 

[anrrd_2]

i hae to admit darthironman....im am both excited and terrified by you...

 

[raxor]

Oh yeah.. The US government also hires alot of monkey for this movie.. They are trained to go after batman..
There will also be aliens who will be closely watching from their mothership parked somewhere near mars

 

[Darth-IronMan]

Careful Darth-IronMan we need to get an PG-13 Rating for this movie..

Thats not what you think it is... it's a mono horn

 

[raxor]

Thats not what you think it is... it's a mono horn

Then i guess it's ok.. Whats a mono horn by the way?