Dungeons & Flagons: The Roleplayer's Coffee Shop

[Carnage27]

Exactly. I'd be running the prison on my first day!

 

[wiegeabo]

All I've got to say is, Byrd, you're a ****ing genius!

 

[Byrd Man]

Score one for white bank robbers everywhere.

 

[wiegeabo]

Score one for white bank robbers everywhere.

A smart black robber would use the mask too. Then leave it behind to make the cops think it was a white guy pretending to be a black guy.

 

[Saved]

...I can't believe this is now a threat to the Criminal Justice System. Comic Books become real once again...

 

[Byrd Man]

Look out for False-Face!

 

[Saved]

Clayface
Facade
Chameleon

Who else we got?

 

[Spike_x1]

I got a good laugh out of this.

 

[wiegeabo]

Merry Zodmas!

Snowmen
Christmas Trees
Lights
Santa Claus
Jesus
Snow
Christmas Carols
Christmas Specials


Now, KNEEL!!!

 

[wiegeabo]

Two questions.

Why did it take me two years to find this?


And why didn't Spidey act like that in the movies?

 

[Spike_x1]

You really haven't seen that before? Would've thought everyone in the Hype would have that in their favorites.

Why didn't movie Spidey act like that? Because Tobey was a great big sad sack.
STOP BEING THE MOPIEST CHUMP ALIVE AND CRACK SOME JOKES, DAMN YOU!

 

[Eddie Brock]

You really haven't seen that before? Would've thought everyone in the Hype would have that in their favorites.

Why didn't movie Spidey act like that? Because Tobey was a great big sad sack.
STOP BEING THE MOPIEST CHUMP ALIVE AND CRACK SOME JOKES, DAMN YOU!

Did Tobey Maguire write the script? Did Tobey Maguire direct? I'll grant you that by the third movie he had lost the magic, but you can't place the blame solely on him. (Ignore if your comment was entirely sarcastic.)

 

[Spike_x1]

When did I say that I place the blame solely on him? Whomever is at fault, the end result was that Tobey's Spidey was a great big sad sack of freeze dried corn. I could list the director, the screen writer, the rest of the production team, Tobey's lack of happy pills or scripted sense of humor as contributors to Maguire's sad sackedness, but it's easier to just curse the end result of movie Spider-Man and say (no matter whose fault it ultimately was) "STOP BEING THE MOPIEST CHUMP ALIVE AND CRACK SOME JOKES, DAMN YOU! "

 

[Andy C.]

Is it wrong that after reading Rain Dog's Howard the Duck stuff, this is how I imagine he goes about his day in real life?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7iAZQlf5_4

 

[Byrd Man]

How dare you. Howard's bill is nowhere near the size of Andy Samberg's nose.

 

[wiegeabo]

Holy ****! And SNL skit that made me laugh?!?! O



(Honestly, their shorts are about the only funny things they have. And Betty White)

 

[Rain Dog]

Is it wrong that after reading Rain Dog's Howard the Duck stuff, this is how I imagine he goes about his day in real life?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7iAZQlf5_4

Pffft, please, I don't touch cocaine.







I'm all about chasing the dragon.

 

[Batman]

"Chasing the dragon".

Is that what the kids call it, these days?

 

[Byrd Man]

Chasing the dragon is when you smoke a ****-load of Angel Dust and then play D&D. That **** comes to life, son!

 

[Rain Dog]

Tru dat. Those orcs be all up in your grill trying to start ****.

I'm like, "nah, **** you, orcs."

 

[Spike_x1]

Is it wrong that I don't need drugs for that? And the fact that the orcs I kill happen to look and sound like human beings?

 

[wiegeabo]

Is it wrong that I don't need drugs for that? And the fact that the orcs I kill happen to look and sound like human beings?

...Keyser?




Wait, never mind. Keyser doesn't think ****es are people.

 

[Catman_prb]

So...Basement christmas party? I'll order the hookers and the blow.

 

[Byrd Man]

Just make sure you get my type of girl. I like my hookers like I like my cookies, chunky with lots of chocolate.

 

[wiegeabo]

Just make sure you get my type of girl. I like my hookers like I like my cookies, chunky with lots of chocolate.

There are so many ways to interpret that.


...and I think you mean them all.