Enough of the Bull****:Darthphere Presents: Why do you hate Marvel?

[Darthphere]

Just like the title says, let it out. Vent you sons of *****es. I don't want to hear any ***** **** about "I loved Marvel since I was a kid but blah blah blah..." or "I like most of their titles but I really hate blah blah blah....". Tell us why you hate Marvel and in tow, hate America.



*Possibly drunk

 

[Gilpesh]

Their freedom. That's why I hate.

 

[Spade]

Too much Sentry, not enough Paste Pot Pete.

 

[THANOSRULES]

TOO MUCH GRIM AND GRITTY BULL *****

-I'll start off light... I hate the new Squadron Supreme.

The avengers was meant to be FULL color with ****ing jubliant art , heaving hips, big muscles cheesy costumes and badass stories.

I hate how avengers sucks so bad. Its quasi noir crime and I hate it.

I also hate how it sells so well.

I swear it sells better becuase people are expecting it to come around, and the sales now are based of of nostalgia of its older days and a reflection of older comics fans. Maybe "this next issue" we will see the arc that finally gets us.

I hate this.

-I hate how SENTRY sucks so bad..yet he could be cool with some better writing.

-I hate "most" marvel writers.

-I hate how marvel has driven off all the old school comics writers/artists. Now Mark Bagely too Marvel? WTF??

-I hate how the runaways can be succesful, but New Warriors can't.

-I hate how everyone raves about Nova and GOTG, but the books still are like above top 50. Who the **** is not buying these books??

-I hate how Bendis says he was planning this skrull **** all along.

-I hate House of M becuase it was irrelevant. I hate Civil War becuase it was garbage.

-I hate the spider man movies.

-I hate hate-monger.

-I hate grant morrison.... so there.

-I hate no MJ and Pete.

-I hate the no more mutants crap. Especially when marvel creates a million new heroes 1 year after in Iniative.

-I hate Marvel apes. And I havnt even read it yet. **** that gay idea.

-I hate Joe Q's weight loss. **** YOU JOE!

HRGHHHHHHHHHHHH HULK SMASH!!!!

* May also be drunk

 

[Nathan Petrelli]

It just seems like if they do something sucky, they decide to play it off as an alternative reality and give it some post-code after the word "EARTH".

 

[fifthfiend]

**** Brian Bendis and Mark Millar and the ****ty, shallow, half-witted insults to my intelligence they call comic books.

 

[Kitsune]

Three words "One More Day"... nuff said

 

[Xofenroht]

Umm...I hate Marvel? **** man, I really need to check my e-mail more often.

 

[Morg]

I hate Darthphere, so I hate whatever he likes

 

[kguillou]

I dont hate marvel, but i freeakin hate Sentry, please let him die a slow painful death please!.

 

[Darthphere]

I hate Darthphere, so I hate whatever he likes

So if I hate to have sex with underage girls, does that mean you like to have sex with underage girls?

 

[The Question]

So if I hate to have sex with underage girls, does that mean you like to have sex with underage girls?

Yes. But to hate doing it implies you've experienced it in the past yourself, so either way you're both creeps.

 

[Darthphere]

Look she was 17 ok.

 

[The Question]

Look she was 17 ok.

And the question is, how old were you?

 

[JackBauer]

Look she was 17 ok.

Right, and I'm sure she looked older...

 

[Darthphere]

And the question is, how old were you?

19. Send me away Q.

Right, and I'm sure she looked older...

Hey, if she can cut her own food she's fair game.


What was this thread about?

 

[The Question]

19. Send me away Q.

Two years? That ain't no thing.

Hey, if she can cut her own food she's fair game.


What was this thread about?

Hating something, I think. I just assumed it was you.

 

[Darthphere]

My name is Marvel America.

 

[JackBauer]

Two years? That ain't no thing.



Hating something, I think. I just assumed it was you.

Isn't pretty much every thread on every forum in the entire internet about hating something though? So what's so special about this one?

 

[Darthphere]

Isn't pretty much every thread on every forum in the entire internet about hating something though? So what's so special about this one?

This one has "Darthphere Presents..." in the title. Duh! It's certified.

 

[JackBauer]

This one has "Darthphere Presents..." in the title. Duh! It's certified.

Aaaah, then I'm proud to say: MARVEL'S TEH $UXXZORZ!!!

 

[Union Jack]

yeah the new spiderman sucks...i'd rather pete suffer still but with MJ still there...this new retcon things sucks big time.
the new villains are garbage and it feels like we've taken a big huge giant moon leap step backwards in pete life and evolvment.
i hate the way they girlyfy the sentry such massive potential totally wasted.
Not enough union jack!!!

 

[Docker2.0]

No question about it: Darth was definetly drunk when he made this thread.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I hate this thread's title. It needs more colons.

 

[Gilpesh]

It boils down to Marvel actively trying to be the Uwe Boll of comic companies.