The Dark Knight Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight

[Killing Joke926]

likely already suggested, but I could see in the interogation scene the line from Hush.

When Batman is pounding him, Joker pleads for him to "Stop" several times then Batman finally does stop and Joker's response" Stop me if you heard this one..."

Almost similar to the first interrigation scene in the Killing Joke; at that point BatMan may wipe away his makeup and finds out Joker's hopefully perma-white.

I know, I know, I should get off this whole makeup shtick, but mark my words, the Joker always has an Ace up his sleeve.

P.S. I know I also need to get a life.

 

[MrZombay]

"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

Can someone please say where this quote is from? It's just so brilliant and perfectly sums up Joker in a nutshell!

 

[Killing Joke926]

"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

Can someone please say where this quote is from? It's just so brilliant and perfectly sums up Joker in a nutshell!

A wonderful quote, sorry to dissapoint but I have know idea where it's from.

 

[TehUberMuffinXD]

i'd also like to see The Joker shoot his gun in the air at the party (the scene in the trailer), then him saying "...i'm going to kill EVERYONE in this room.." Then he's walking, and Rachel hits him, then the 'a little fight in you..i like that' scene.

 

[Stotch]

then him saying "...i'm going to kill EVERYONE in this room..".

This'll probably get me stoned to death, but, where's that from again?

 

[MrZombay]

"This'll probably get me stoned to death, but, where's that from again?"

"The Dark Knight Returns"

 

[Killing Joke926]

This'll probably get me stoned to death, but, where's that from again?

Of course you won't get stoned, we're not barbarians here. We have a guillotine.

Spoiler

The Dark Knight Returns.

 

[Stotch]

Thank ya I only have The Long halloween

 

[Killing Joke926]

Thank ya

No prob, but still for being uncappable for not knowing a line from one of the greatest BatMan stories..............OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

 

[OctaviusINC]

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

 

[Stotch]

No prob, but still for being uncappable for not knowing a line from one of the greatest BatMan stories..............OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

OH NO! You cut off my head...

Spoiler

 

[jokes.on.you]

I thought this would be a cool line if Batman answered the Phone in some warehouse, and the building exploded and we see the phone hanging off the cord.

Joker's VOice OVer on phone from Mask of the Phantasm (i think):

"OooHohoooo Hello, Hello, Operator? I believe my Party's been...disconnected...AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Dark Sentinel]

you're welcome

 

[I am a Guthrie]

i want the joker to say "The ice man cometh" and then yell "KILL THE HEROS" as his hokey goons attack...wait....nevermind

 

[Starbird]

Hehe..boners.

 

[TheDarkVictory]

i want the joker to say "The ice man cometh" and then yell "KILL THE HEROS" as his hokey goons attack...wait....nevermind

i want that too. that's from uh the killing joke right yeah of course alan moore is brilliant.

 

[tw9876z]

"whats your return policy on products without a receit?"

 

[tw9876z]

"This yogurt taste great and is good for your health"

 

[tw9876z]

"im pregnant"

 

[tw9876z]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

 

[tw9876z]

""Better Ingredients, Better Pizza. Papa Johns"

 

[TheDarkVictory]

dude you are so full of SPAM bud. seriously this is a good thread don't mustache it up.

 

[lixdexia]

i think all the lines in tdk will be epic...if they are delivered from underneath a mustache

 

[TheDarkVictory]

underneath a mustache thats underneath a sombrero.

 

[StylishHokie21]

Haha! The ***** dialogue is definitely on the Top 10 list.