The Dark Knight Famous Joker Lines/Quotes in The Dark Knight

[TheDarkVictory]

i agree with you. if nolan slips that in i will spill my drink all over myself.

 

[I7eIVIoNBoY]

Joker: knock knock..
Batman: who's there
Joker: interrupting cow
Batman: inter...
Joker: MOOOOOO!!
Batman:
Joker: ...
Batman:

 

[Ryudoz]

Joker: knock knock..
Batman: who's there
Joker: interrupting cow
Batman: inter...
Joker: MOOOOOO!!
Batman:
Joker: ...
Batman:

Why so serious?

 

[Two-Face]

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

 

[COMPO]

"And where is the Batman... he's at home washing his tights HAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Nepenthes]

"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

Can someone please say where this quote is from? It's just so brilliant and perfectly sums up Joker in a nutshell!

I did a google search this quote is referenced alot out there but I cant' find the actual comic. I have a feeling it might be from Batman Secrets, which i've read only once. probably not though

 

[Micius]

"What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong - but all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know..."

Not in regards to his identity and not Robin, but I love that scene...

"That's not funny... that's not..."

 

[Stotch]

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

That's a Batman in the ass, ain't it?

 

[Redd]

"Smiles Gotham! Smiles!"

 

[Redd]

"They said I was a little off. A little crazy. But can you blame me, when I have BATS! in my belfry."

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

"stop...stop...stop...stop..batman.... stop.....me if you've heard this one before..."

"...I'm innocent"

 

[Stotch]

"stop...stop...stop...stop..batman.... stop.....me if you've heard this one before..."

"...I'm innocent"

That's actually pretty good, lol.

 

[Milu]

"This town needs an enema," complete with that little party horn (or whatever it's called) .

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

That's actually pretty good, lol.

It's from Hush as you probably know already, the joker has a very brief appearance in a few panels with no real significance to the story, but it's pretty memorable, batman almost kills him.

 

[Stotch]

It's from Hush as you probably know already, the joker has a very brief appearance in a few panels with no real significance to the story, but it's pretty memorable, batman almost kills him.

I've actually never read that before but it looks awesome. The only Batman comic I have(only watched the movies and animated series) is The long Halloween, which I bought about a month ago.

 

[Solidus]

Hush, thats a great one. I like Lee's Joker a lot.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

The long Halloween, which I bought about a month ago.

The follow up Dark Victory is good also.

 

[Stotch]

The follow up Dark Victory is good also.

Yeah, I was told to pick that up after this one. I'll grab it right before my trip in 2 weeks

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

It's from Hush as you probably know already, the joker has a very brief appearance in a few panels with no real significance to the story, but it's pretty memorable, batman almost kills him.

Hot damn! Great art!

BTW I'm eating Chinese food lol

 

[TheDarkVictory]

Yeah, I was told to pick that up after this one. I'll grab it right before my trip in 2 weeks

yeah dark victory is awesome, it's my namesake!

 

[Stotch]

yeah dark victory is awesome, it's my namesake!

I thought your name came from the Bette Davis classic

 

[TheDarkVictory]

I thought your name came from the Bette Davis classic

you caught me.....i loves me some bette davis..

 

[Stotch]

you caught me.....i loves me some bette davis..

 

[2star]

'Who's coat is that jacket'

 

[Stotch]

"Take off your pants and jacket!"